Louie
@louiejw.bsky.social
Fulham ST holder. Green Party member. 28. Sass cannon. #BlackLivesMatter #TransRightsAreHumanRights 🏳️⚧️
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🎵The Vengabus is coming,
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
🎵The Vengabus is coming,
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
“Sir, a second spare ticket for tomorrow evening’s TMNYT recording has become available”
Shout if you want it!
Shout if you want it!
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“Sir, a second spare ticket for tomorrow evening’s TMNYT recording has become available”
Shout if you want it!
Shout if you want it!
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🍓MERCHANDISE🍓
The moment you’ve all been waiting for.
Not sure we can quite believe it, but we have merch!
It’s so pretty…
#CoherentComedy
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The moment you’ve all been waiting for.
Not sure we can quite believe it, but we have merch!
It’s so pretty…
#CoherentComedy
coherent-comedy.teemill.com
Coherent Comedy
Coherent Comedy Merchandise Store
coherent-comedy.teemill.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
🍓MERCHANDISE🍓
The moment you’ve all been waiting for.
Not sure we can quite believe it, but we have merch!
It’s so pretty…
#CoherentComedy
coherent-comedy.teemill.com
The moment you’ve all been waiting for.
Not sure we can quite believe it, but we have merch!
It’s so pretty…
#CoherentComedy
coherent-comedy.teemill.com
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If anyone is free on Weds (19th) we've ended up with a spare paid guaranteed ticket for the NYT Taskmaster recording (evening).
If you fancy going and don't mind hanging out with a bunch of TM nerds please send me a DM! 😊
If you fancy going and don't mind hanging out with a bunch of TM nerds please send me a DM! 😊
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If anyone is free on Weds (19th) we've ended up with a spare paid guaranteed ticket for the NYT Taskmaster recording (evening).
If you fancy going and don't mind hanging out with a bunch of TM nerds please send me a DM! 😊
If you fancy going and don't mind hanging out with a bunch of TM nerds please send me a DM! 😊
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"This energy!!!" 👏👏👏👏
Zack Polanski joins Rizzle Kicks out on stage in Bristol
Zack Polanski joins Rizzle Kicks out on stage in Bristol
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
"This energy!!!" 👏👏👏👏
Zack Polanski joins Rizzle Kicks out on stage in Bristol
Zack Polanski joins Rizzle Kicks out on stage in Bristol
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Husband and wife funeral transport, call it His & Hearse
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Husband and wife funeral transport, call it His & Hearse
Husband and wife funeral transport, call it His & Hearse
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Husband and wife funeral transport, call it His & Hearse
This you @profiterolo.bsky.social?
For years, I've carried a two USB sticks full of music with me whenever I go traveling. On the off chance, i'm at a club and the DJ can't make it or is taken sick, I can step in.
Not been needed yet, but you never know when you might be needed
Not been needed yet, but you never know when you might be needed
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This you @profiterolo.bsky.social?
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Arsenal have got a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD, Max Dowman, on. He is the first ever person to play in the Champions League about whom you can say definitively he was never in a Woolworth's.
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Arsenal have got a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD, Max Dowman, on. He is the first ever person to play in the Champions League about whom you can say definitively he was never in a Woolworth's.
Be careful with what your kids get when trick-or-treating. I remember when I was young and bit into a snickers I was given; before I knew it, I was in the middle of a marathon
October 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Be careful with what your kids get when trick-or-treating. I remember when I was young and bit into a snickers I was given; before I knew it, I was in the middle of a marathon
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Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
September 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Shittles
Shittles
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Milky Wad.
Milky Wad.
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
I mean. Knickers.
I mean. Knickers.
October 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Shittles
Shittles
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The first paperback vending machine was installed at Charing Cross Station in 1937 by Penguin books. They called it the ‘Penguincubator’. (📷: STML)
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The first paperback vending machine was installed at Charing Cross Station in 1937 by Penguin books. They called it the ‘Penguincubator’. (📷: STML)
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"You snouvre you louvre", is that a thing
October 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"You snouvre you louvre", is that a thing
My condolences, @jlukeroberts.bsky.social, sounds like a terrible cyber attack on you
October 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My condolences, @jlukeroberts.bsky.social, sounds like a terrible cyber attack on you
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I went to a facial anatomy museum that was shaped like a human face. The ticket desk was in the left nostril.
I paid through the nose.
I paid through the nose.
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I went to a facial anatomy museum that was shaped like a human face. The ticket desk was in the left nostril.
I paid through the nose.
I paid through the nose.
Happy birthday @eve-comedy.bsky.social! Hope you have the best day
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Happy birthday @eve-comedy.bsky.social! Hope you have the best day
Why is it you get underground and overground but not underwater and overwater?
October 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Why is it you get underground and overground but not underwater and overwater?
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Oh, the grand old duke of york
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October 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Oh, the grand old duke of york
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Worked for a now dead national restaurant chain. After being kept on, through a period of administration and new ownership, I knew it was time to finally leave witnessing the new owner of the business instruct his team of 'shop fitters' to tile over a cockroach infestation.
October 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
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I get more revenue on my OnlyFans when I wear suggestive clothes than when I'm nude. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.
October 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
🍊🌈🩲
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Every time I read about crypto, I cry, and then turn over.
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Every time I read about crypto, I cry, and then turn over.
They’ve gone too far this time
October 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
They’ve gone too far this time
Good lord, I have never been so careful to make sure I am not accidentally plagiarising jokes. 📝
October 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Good lord, I have never been so careful to make sure I am not accidentally plagiarising jokes. 📝
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social your resurrection of the sea shanty plea has been heard it would seem. There is a Shanty Festival in Mevagissey later this month. The comeback is on
October 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social your resurrection of the sea shanty plea has been heard it would seem. There is a Shanty Festival in Mevagissey later this month. The comeback is on