Chrissy Derbyshire
@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social
Probably the only comedian to be compared to both Sarah Millican and David Lynch. AMA: https://ngl.link/screenselkie. Creator of the Retro Tat Podcast, co-host of Baffled Old Women (both on long hiatus). Emotionally intelligent. Physically stupid.
Hoping this is a reference to my comedy set π
February 14, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Hoping this is a reference to my comedy set π
NGL suddenly decided to unlock a couple of randomly locked messages, so Iβm coming to these very late!
1. Thank you, Christmassy friend. 2. YES PLEASE π
1. Thank you, Christmassy friend. 2. YES PLEASE π
February 14, 2026 at 9:18 AM
NGL suddenly decided to unlock a couple of randomly locked messages, so Iβm coming to these very late!
1. Thank you, Christmassy friend. 2. YES PLEASE π
1. Thank you, Christmassy friend. 2. YES PLEASE π
Happy Valentineβs Day, cuties. Once again I will be accepting anonymous (or nonymous) valentines π
ngl.link/screenselkie
ngl.link/screenselkie
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
February 14, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Happy Valentineβs Day, cuties. Once again I will be accepting anonymous (or nonymous) valentines π
ngl.link/screenselkie
ngl.link/screenselkie
Just got chatted up by a very nice old guy on the bus. Proper old charmer, not at all sleazy, just very complimentary. It was very sweet and flattering π
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Just got chatted up by a very nice old guy on the bus. Proper old charmer, not at all sleazy, just very complimentary. It was very sweet and flattering π
No, Iβve literally never tried making a to-do list. Thank you for your life-changing insight into my diagnosed neuro-developmental disorder. Have you tried being kicked in the shins? π₯°
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 PM
No, Iβve literally never tried making a to-do list. Thank you for your life-changing insight into my diagnosed neuro-developmental disorder. Have you tried being kicked in the shins? π₯°
Can't wait for your inevitable luge gig.
February 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Can't wait for your inevitable luge gig.
You can't mangle anyone these days π‘
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
You can't mangle anyone these days π‘
SO READY β€οΈ
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
SO READY β€οΈ
New material night π
February 11, 2026 at 1:27 PM
New material night π
Excited cos I get to try out my extremely silly new material next week π
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Excited cos I get to try out my extremely silly new material next week π
How bad is it that I still hate faux inspirational quotes from Alice in Wonderland and Winnie the Pooh more?
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
How bad is it that I still hate faux inspirational quotes from Alice in Wonderland and Winnie the Pooh more?
Age verification?
0181 811 8181.
0181 811 8181.
Age verification?
I used to wake up in the middle of the night to this commercial.
I used to wake up in the middle of the night to this commercial.
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Age verification?
0181 811 8181.
0181 811 8181.
POV: Youβre suggesting a threesome with me and my boyfriend I made from parts of household appliances
'OK, I hear your offer and I'm just going to ask this robot in my lap what it thinks.'
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 AM
POV: Youβre suggesting a threesome with me and my boyfriend I made from parts of household appliances
*sigh* BRB, off to add βphysically stupidβ to my bio
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
*sigh* BRB, off to add βphysically stupidβ to my bio
*sigh* BRB, off to add βphysically stupidβ to my bio
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
*sigh* BRB, off to add βphysically stupidβ to my bio
Textbook DOLAP, this π
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Textbook DOLAP, this π
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
βBeth ydyβr amser nawr? Amser tacluso!β
βBeth ydyβr amser nawr? Amser tacluso!β
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Yes I know, but unfortunately it's in the Lehrplan for Nordrhein-Westfalen so π€·ββοΈ"
"Yes I know, but unfortunately it's in the Lehrplan for Nordrhein-Westfalen so π€·ββοΈ"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work
βDo you have a wordcount in mind for this?β
βDo you have a wordcount in mind for this?β
February 8, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
βBeth ydyβr amser nawr? Amser tacluso!β
βBeth ydyβr amser nawr? Amser tacluso!β
YES PLEASE πβ€οΈ
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
YES PLEASE πβ€οΈ
Applied for the PBH Free Fringe, applied for a load of gigs, wrote some very silly new material πͺπ€‘
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Applied for the PBH Free Fringe, applied for a load of gigs, wrote some very silly new material πͺπ€‘
Guess who just applied for her first 45-minute SOLO show at the Fringe? π
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Guess who just applied for her first 45-minute SOLO show at the Fringe? π
February 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM