Chrissy Derbyshire
@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social
Probably the only comedian to be compared to both Sarah Millican and David Lynch. AMA: https://ngl.link/screenselkie. Creator of the Retro Tat Podcast, co-host of Baffled Old Women (both on long hiatus). Emotionally intelligent. Physically stupid.
*sigh* BRB, off to add “physically stupid” to my bio
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
*sigh* BRB, off to add “physically stupid” to my bio
*sigh* BRB, off to add “physically stupid” to my bio
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
*sigh* BRB, off to add “physically stupid” to my bio
Textbook DOLAP, this 👍
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Textbook DOLAP, this 👍
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Beth ydy’r amser nawr? Amser tacluso!”
“Beth ydy’r amser nawr? Amser tacluso!”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Yes I know, but unfortunately it's in the Lehrplan for Nordrhein-Westfalen so 🤷♀️"
"Yes I know, but unfortunately it's in the Lehrplan for Nordrhein-Westfalen so 🤷♀️"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work
“Do you have a wordcount in mind for this?”
“Do you have a wordcount in mind for this?”
February 8, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Beth ydy’r amser nawr? Amser tacluso!”
“Beth ydy’r amser nawr? Amser tacluso!”
YES PLEASE 🙏❤️
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
YES PLEASE 🙏❤️
Applied for the PBH Free Fringe, applied for a load of gigs, wrote some very silly new material 💪🤡
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Applied for the PBH Free Fringe, applied for a load of gigs, wrote some very silly new material 💪🤡
Guess who just applied for her first 45-minute SOLO show at the Fringe? 👀
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Guess who just applied for her first 45-minute SOLO show at the Fringe? 👀
February 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Oh HELLO 👀😍
February 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Oh HELLO 👀😍
If you can’t swallow your roast potatoes, try letting them dissolve slowly under your tongue. They’ll still release all of their essential potato nutrients 👍
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
If you can’t swallow your roast potatoes, try letting them dissolve slowly under your tongue. They’ll still release all of their essential potato nutrients 👍
It was my favourite one in the series as a kid - probably because of the weirdness :)
February 7, 2026 at 12:57 PM
It was my favourite one in the series as a kid - probably because of the weirdness :)
30th June at the Glee Club :)
February 7, 2026 at 12:29 PM
30th June at the Glee Club :)
Thank you, that's one for the old bio 👀
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Thank you, that's one for the old bio 👀
Two bits of excellent comedy news: Invited back to do another writer's room, AND asked to be part of a show at Cardiff's most prestigious comedy club 😍
February 7, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Two bits of excellent comedy news: Invited back to do another writer's room, AND asked to be part of a show at Cardiff's most prestigious comedy club 😍
Bath, book, Baileys ❤️
🛁📚🥃
🛁📚🥃
February 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Bath, book, Baileys ❤️
🛁📚🥃
🛁📚🥃
In an alternate universe, a Cheeky Girl is Queen of Space.
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
In an alternate universe, a Cheeky Girl is Queen of Space.
Add a comma after “Surprise” and you get a potential line from a PG-13 gangster movie.
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Add a comma after “Surprise” and you get a potential line from a PG-13 gangster movie.
I need a massage and/or to be placed in a medieval torture device.
February 4, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I need a massage and/or to be placed in a medieval torture device.
"Two fat horses, infinity infinity!"
February 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
"Two fat horses, infinity infinity!"
The thing to do would be to look for a Facebook group that's something along the lines of "[her area] comedy forum" :)
February 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The thing to do would be to look for a Facebook group that's something along the lines of "[her area] comedy forum" :)