Chrissy Derbyshire
@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social
Probably the only comedian to be compared to both Sarah Millican and David Lynch. AMA: https://ngl.link/screenselkie. Creator of the Retro Tat Podcast, co-host of Baffled Old Women (both on long hiatus).
Lovely synergy on my timeline.
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Lovely synergy on my timeline.
Found AI-generated wine. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Found AI-generated wine. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Incorrect scale. The number of laughter is of course 5318008 upside down.
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Incorrect scale. The number of laughter is of course 5318008 upside down.
It looks like they've both just woken up after a really ill-advised one-night stand.
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It looks like they've both just woken up after a really ill-advised one-night stand.
If you're in Swansea the week after next...
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If you're in Swansea the week after next...
Happy two-year anniversary of this unused bit of "material" to all who celebrate.
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Happy two-year anniversary of this unused bit of "material" to all who celebrate.
OH NO YOU CAUGHT ME BANG TO RIGHTS I AM GUILTY OF BEING ADORABLE ☺️
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
OH NO YOU CAUGHT ME BANG TO RIGHTS I AM GUILTY OF BEING ADORABLE ☺️
A chimp with a limp, because I could gift a gibbon with a shiny new ribbon but I am not qualified to perform surgery on a chimpanzee (yet).
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A chimp with a limp, because I could gift a gibbon with a shiny new ribbon but I am not qualified to perform surgery on a chimpanzee (yet).
I’d go back in time and slap Shakespeare with a Peperami Wide-Boy just to see if it influenced his oeuvre.
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’d go back in time and slap Shakespeare with a Peperami Wide-Boy just to see if it influenced his oeuvre.
‘There was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR!’
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
‘There was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR!’
I’ve not gigged in Leicester yet and I’m not familiar with the scene there, but I’m sure some of my friends will jump in here and answer!
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’ve not gigged in Leicester yet and I’m not familiar with the scene there, but I’m sure some of my friends will jump in here and answer!
I’d love to go to New Zealand ❤️
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’d love to go to New Zealand ❤️
The wad of cash I receive in payment for a gig.
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The wad of cash I receive in payment for a gig.
Very busy day! Made an interactive stick-the-features-on-Pudsey activity (pictured) and cleaned up a poo disaster (not pictured).
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Very busy day! Made an interactive stick-the-features-on-Pudsey activity (pictured) and cleaned up a poo disaster (not pictured).
Made a friend. S/he is currently asleep on my backpack, which is still on my back.
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Made a friend. S/he is currently asleep on my backpack, which is still on my back.
I'm imagining them swirling the spunk around in a brandy glass.
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm imagining them swirling the spunk around in a brandy glass.
Barista: He fell over.
Me: That’s not the worst thing that’s gonna happen to him today.
Me: That’s not the worst thing that’s gonna happen to him today.
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Barista: He fell over.
Me: That’s not the worst thing that’s gonna happen to him today.
Me: That’s not the worst thing that’s gonna happen to him today.
Hey @itsmattrose.bsky.social, spotted some shoes that would really suit you.
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hey @itsmattrose.bsky.social, spotted some shoes that would really suit you.
Feeling not ugly today.
November 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Feeling not ugly today.
Will Shakespeare has no sympathy.
October 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Will Shakespeare has no sympathy.
