Chrissy Derbyshire
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Chrissy Derbyshire
@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social
Probably the only comedian to be compared to both Sarah Millican and David Lynch. AMA: https://ngl.link/screenselkie. Creator of the Retro Tat Podcast, co-host of Baffled Old Women (both on long hiatus).
Team building day today. I plan to be egregiously neurodivergent.
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Chrissy Derbyshire Innards WIP out of context:
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Just randomly remembered the existence of a Christmas decoration called "angel hair". I hated it as a child, although it was pretty, because it was made of hair-thin threads of fibreglass so you'd get little micro-cuts on your hands when you used it.
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Sixteenth birthday party achieved!
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Me, aged 41, delusionally digging my appearance in the mirror:
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Wound up taking a sick day. Just couldn't do it. Gonna have to have an official chat with my boss because it's my fifth one in a year.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Got a full work day and then prep for Anwen’s birthday party tomorrow and I’ve got a migraine. Help.
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Lovely synergy on my timeline.
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Found AI-generated wine. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Imagine how powerful I will be once I snag myself a cute soft man 💪
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Where's *my* £18m overhaul to rescue me from romantic decay??? 😡
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This carrot is an orphan. This snowman won't see its children this year. Paddington is dying of a wasting disease. Now here's Smack My Bitch Up sung by Katie Melua.
Every Christmas ad in the UK:
How do you feel about…
Old people? *sad* old people?
Babies? Pregnancy! Nostalgia about babies? Children with nostalgia? Um…
Talking vegetables? *sad* talking vegetables? Characters from your childhood books? Talking to babies? Nostalgic babies?
Uh
Um
CRY DAMN YOU, CRY!
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
*rapidly losing blood in the waiting room, confident in the knowledge that the doctor will be grateful I did some of the surgery groundwork for him*
Brushing my teeth to see the dentist but not so thoroughly that it seems an attempt to impress the dentist. I’m a criminal mastermind.
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Incorrect scale. The number of laughter is of course 5318008 upside down.
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It looks like they've both just woken up after a really ill-advised one-night stand.
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you're in Swansea the week after next...
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Anwen *singing to Bernard*: 🎵That cat is a cat. He is very nice and floofy🎵

Me *joining in*: 🎵He should wear a hat. He would look so fab and groovy🎵
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Finally getting around to watching the last episode of Taskmaster 🥳
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Happy two-year anniversary of this unused bit of "material" to all who celebrate.
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
One of my best ever gigs 😍
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
OH NO YOU CAUGHT ME BANG TO RIGHTS I AM GUILTY OF BEING ADORABLE ☺️
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A chimp with a limp, because I could gift a gibbon with a shiny new ribbon but I am not qualified to perform surgery on a chimpanzee (yet).
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’d go back in time and slap Shakespeare with a Peperami Wide-Boy just to see if it influenced his oeuvre.
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
‘There was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR!’
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’ve not gigged in Leicester yet and I’m not familiar with the scene there, but I’m sure some of my friends will jump in here and answer!
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM