nat
@natyougn.bsky.social
Science nerd, artist, stand up comedian, dysfunctional organ extraordinaire.
Decader & Nerdfighter.
(she / they)
Decader & Nerdfighter.
(she / they)
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nat
@natyougn.bsky.social
· Oct 21
I went to a facial anatomy museum that was shaped like a human face. The ticket desk was in the left nostril.
I paid through the nose.
I paid through the nose.
Kids born after 2013 discovering that some individuals are disgraced and oppressed as a result of unfair stereotypes about their identity or life circumstances: what the stigma?
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Kids born after 2013 discovering that some individuals are disgraced and oppressed as a result of unfair stereotypes about their identity or life circumstances: what the stigma?
Just logging this here so I remember: Today has been a lovely day. A lovely day! They do exist. 🫡
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just logging this here so I remember: Today has been a lovely day. A lovely day! They do exist. 🫡
Why take antidepressants when you can buy a half zip fleece?
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Why take antidepressants when you can buy a half zip fleece?
Hello pals! if you’ve sent me a message and not received a response or noticed my general lack of engagement pls bare with !! I’ve been v burnt out and forgot how to person.
Also social media is overwhelming.
I will be attempting to do better at being a human acquaintance/frjend. 🫡
Also social media is overwhelming.
I will be attempting to do better at being a human acquaintance/frjend. 🫡
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hello pals! if you’ve sent me a message and not received a response or noticed my general lack of engagement pls bare with !! I’ve been v burnt out and forgot how to person.
Also social media is overwhelming.
I will be attempting to do better at being a human acquaintance/frjend. 🫡
Also social media is overwhelming.
I will be attempting to do better at being a human acquaintance/frjend. 🫡
I think it’s horrible that chickens are overfed/fed awful things so that they taste better or have a more desirable texture.
Like,,, just think how much garlic purée they must have to feed the ones that turn into kievs.
Sorry.
Like,,, just think how much garlic purée they must have to feed the ones that turn into kievs.
Sorry.
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I think it’s horrible that chickens are overfed/fed awful things so that they taste better or have a more desirable texture.
Like,,, just think how much garlic purée they must have to feed the ones that turn into kievs.
Sorry.
Like,,, just think how much garlic purée they must have to feed the ones that turn into kievs.
Sorry.
I’m generally quite a big hater of movie theatres, which is why I satisfy my cravings for televised media by watching the TV in Asda’s homeware section that’s been cycling through the same 5 mop adverts since 2004.
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’m generally quite a big hater of movie theatres, which is why I satisfy my cravings for televised media by watching the TV in Asda’s homeware section that’s been cycling through the same 5 mop adverts since 2004.
Sometimes I transfer money from my bank to my own PayPal account in the middle of the night so I forget about it, then get a release of dopamine the next time I check the app. Shortly followed by disappointment but I think that’s generally the order of things anyway.
Just good to feel something.
Just good to feel something.
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sometimes I transfer money from my bank to my own PayPal account in the middle of the night so I forget about it, then get a release of dopamine the next time I check the app. Shortly followed by disappointment but I think that’s generally the order of things anyway.
Just good to feel something.
Just good to feel something.
I’m friends with a lovely couple of seals but their marriage is on the rocks. So is the reception. And the afterparty.
It’s going to be a very cold, hard, damp wedding.
It’s going to be a very cold, hard, damp wedding.
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I’m friends with a lovely couple of seals but their marriage is on the rocks. So is the reception. And the afterparty.
It’s going to be a very cold, hard, damp wedding.
It’s going to be a very cold, hard, damp wedding.
Wordle 1,600 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I may need to be exorcised.
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I may need to be exorcised.
I'm now on my fourth day in a row of getting the wordle in 2. I might actually be a witch.
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Wordle 1,600 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I may need to be exorcised.
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I may need to be exorcised.
I walked a mile in someone else’s shoes. It was a very long bowling alley.
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I walked a mile in someone else’s shoes. It was a very long bowling alley.
Theres a new pope in town. Or something idk.
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Theres a new pope in town. Or something idk.
I just learned that if you’re pregnant and eat a lot of garlic, it makes your amniotic fluid smell and taste like garlic. So your baby just floats around in a garlic soup for nine months straight with no escape.
November 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I just learned that if you’re pregnant and eat a lot of garlic, it makes your amniotic fluid smell and taste like garlic. So your baby just floats around in a garlic soup for nine months straight with no escape.
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You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
Maybe I’m just a bit silly in the head but pls let me know if you also see time like this. I’ve been trying to explain it but I can only describe it with a drawing - this is exactly what a day is to me. This just feels so much more right than a clock.
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Maybe I’m just a bit silly in the head but pls let me know if you also see time like this. I’ve been trying to explain it but I can only describe it with a drawing - this is exactly what a day is to me. This just feels so much more right than a clock.
Okay never mind I just yawned consistently for an hour straight and it just popped. Thank you earwax gods.
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Okay never mind I just yawned consistently for an hour straight and it just popped. Thank you earwax gods.
I'm now on my fourth day in a row of getting the wordle in 2. I might actually be a witch.
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I'm now on my fourth day in a row of getting the wordle in 2. I might actually be a witch.
I went to a facial anatomy museum that was shaped like a human face. The ticket desk was in the left nostril.
I paid through the nose.
I paid through the nose.
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I went to a facial anatomy museum that was shaped like a human face. The ticket desk was in the left nostril.
I paid through the nose.
I paid through the nose.
Working at yo sushi gave me a god complex. I constantly felt like everything revolved around me.
October 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Working at yo sushi gave me a god complex. I constantly felt like everything revolved around me.
I’m no mathematician but I think it’s safe to say that there’s a discrepancy here.
October 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m no mathematician but I think it’s safe to say that there’s a discrepancy here.
They were really lucky (when naming asbestosis) that asbestos already sounded like a disease.
Because expandifoamosis and polyfilleritis really doesn’t pack the same amount of punch.
Because expandifoamosis and polyfilleritis really doesn’t pack the same amount of punch.
October 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
They were really lucky (when naming asbestosis) that asbestos already sounded like a disease.
Because expandifoamosis and polyfilleritis really doesn’t pack the same amount of punch.
Because expandifoamosis and polyfilleritis really doesn’t pack the same amount of punch.
How many back and forth emails do I need to exchange before I can stop adding formalities at the beginning and end?
I’ve now told you my name six times in the space of two minutes.
I personally think it’d be more efficient if Sandra from Student Finance England just slid into my dms.
I’ve now told you my name six times in the space of two minutes.
I personally think it’d be more efficient if Sandra from Student Finance England just slid into my dms.
October 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
How many back and forth emails do I need to exchange before I can stop adding formalities at the beginning and end?
I’ve now told you my name six times in the space of two minutes.
I personally think it’d be more efficient if Sandra from Student Finance England just slid into my dms.
I’ve now told you my name six times in the space of two minutes.
I personally think it’d be more efficient if Sandra from Student Finance England just slid into my dms.
I truly had no doubt in my mind while I was doing this by the way. Not even as I felt the squish of seat cushions beneath my dusty trainers. Zero doubt.
I am completely mortified I’m at a theatre I’ve never been to and for some reason I thought it was just completely unhinged and had no stairs so I just casually used the seats as stairs. Then looked to my right and the stairs are right there. What sort of theatre would have no stairs?!
October 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I truly had no doubt in my mind while I was doing this by the way. Not even as I felt the squish of seat cushions beneath my dusty trainers. Zero doubt.
I am completely mortified I’m at a theatre I’ve never been to and for some reason I thought it was just completely unhinged and had no stairs so I just casually used the seats as stairs. Then looked to my right and the stairs are right there. What sort of theatre would have no stairs?!
October 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I am completely mortified I’m at a theatre I’ve never been to and for some reason I thought it was just completely unhinged and had no stairs so I just casually used the seats as stairs. Then looked to my right and the stairs are right there. What sort of theatre would have no stairs?!
I can’t keep tolerating this utter geological filth.
October 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I can’t keep tolerating this utter geological filth.
Well, I’ve learned a lot today. I’ve been paranoid about regional slang ever since I had a complete miscommunication with the word “wicklow” which apparently doesn’t exist outside of where I live.
Hello! Does anyone happen to know where the regional perimeters are for the use of the word "mooch"? I have a gig in york tomorrow and need to know if people south of sunderland understand the concept of a mooch.
October 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Well, I’ve learned a lot today. I’ve been paranoid about regional slang ever since I had a complete miscommunication with the word “wicklow” which apparently doesn’t exist outside of where I live.