Science enthusiast.
Artist.
Stand up comedian.
Dysfunctional organ extraordinaire.
Decader & Nerdfighter.
(they/she)
I paid through the nose.
(Must stop using 2am doodling as a coping mechanism 😔)
(Must stop using 2am doodling as a coping mechanism 😔)
I feel like I’m inhabiting my 13 year old self again.
But minus the “I heart zendaya” screensaver and the peri-peri crumpet obsession.
(The inability to be earnest in any way without a weird tagline or joke persists though).
So obviously I’ve spent my evening watching all the shrek movies back to back- as was prescribed to hysterical women in olden times.
It’s a trial and error treatment process involving shrek 1,2,3, and 4, and then (ultimately) a lobotomy.
I feel like I’m inhabiting my 13 year old self again.
But minus the “I heart zendaya” screensaver and the peri-peri crumpet obsession.
(The inability to be earnest in any way without a weird tagline or joke persists though).
So obviously I’ve spent my evening watching all the shrek movies back to back- as was prescribed to hysterical women in olden times.
It’s a trial and error treatment process involving shrek 1,2,3, and 4, and then (ultimately) a lobotomy.
So obviously I’ve spent my evening watching all the shrek movies back to back- as was prescribed to hysterical women in olden times.
It’s a trial and error treatment process involving shrek 1,2,3, and 4, and then (ultimately) a lobotomy.
Boom, this is a brilliant line-up full of wonderful people (see also: funny)
Ignore the fact that Chris will be there and get tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
Boom, this is a brilliant line-up full of wonderful people (see also: funny)
Ignore the fact that Chris will be there and get tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
After a lifetime of dreaming about this wonderfully monumental moment,, I’m finally the proud owner of a pegboard.
After a lifetime of dreaming about this wonderfully monumental moment,, I’m finally the proud owner of a pegboard.
Pay as you feel, or not at all, I truly do not mind.
I’m trying to expand my portfolio so you’d also be doing me a favour 🫡
Pay as you feel, or not at all, I truly do not mind.
I’m trying to expand my portfolio so you’d also be doing me a favour 🫡
I can only dream of one day being as well-read and proficient as him.
I can only dream of one day being as well-read and proficient as him.
I've said it before but I'm very much enjoying the whole comedy endeavour thing 🫡
I've said it before but I'm very much enjoying the whole comedy endeavour thing 🫡
So you should probably get tickets!
Also if you reply I’ll assign your personality to a hero from a box of heroes.
Returning hero the legendary @natyougn.bsky.social will be headlining our February show!!
Get your tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
So you should probably get tickets!
Also if you reply I’ll assign your personality to a hero from a box of heroes.
-a skeptic of the 10 commandments (~1446 BCE)
-a skeptic of the 10 commandments (~1446 BCE)
You underestimate how many embedded clauses I am willing to use in a single sentence >:)
You underestimate how many embedded clauses I am willing to use in a single sentence >:)
A lovely gig to start off 2026.
🦀
A lovely gig to start off 2026.
🦀