Artist.
Stand up comedian.
Dysfunctional organ extraordinaire.
Decader & Nerdfighter.
(she / they)
I paid through the nose.
I offer dog egg, cheese, all the meat dog could want. Dog declines.
I accidentally drop paper towel on the floor. Dog consumes. Dog wants more. Dog cannot get enough paper towel. Dog rates the experience 5 stars on tripadvisor.
I offer dog egg, cheese, all the meat dog could want. Dog declines.
I accidentally drop paper towel on the floor. Dog consumes. Dog wants more. Dog cannot get enough paper towel. Dog rates the experience 5 stars on tripadvisor.
How can we be certain that Jesus wasn’t a filet mignon?
How can we be certain that Jesus wasn’t a filet mignon?
Started at the top and worked my way down to the end.
A tedious task, but worth it for the maintenance of oral health- strong teeth and all that.
I wondered if a dairy farmer somewhere was going through the same motions.
Started at the top and worked my way down to the end.
A tedious task, but worth it for the maintenance of oral health- strong teeth and all that.
I wondered if a dairy farmer somewhere was going through the same motions.
Just a room full of ladies. Specifically, a coven of witches.
I heard they grant wishes when both the moon and your bladder are full.
What a night.
Just a room full of ladies. Specifically, a coven of witches.
I heard they grant wishes when both the moon and your bladder are full.
What a night.
I don’t actually think I’ve won anything before so this was v cool.
I don’t actually think I’ve won anything before so this was v cool.
Does it sting when their tongues are still coated in peri peri chicken seasoning?
Does it sting when their tongues are still coated in peri peri chicken seasoning?
Your vacant instagram story speaks volumes.
Your vacant instagram story speaks volumes.
She also has the vomits. We’re having a lovely time.
She also has the vomits. We’re having a lovely time.
Also social media is overwhelming.
I will be attempting to do better at being a human acquaintance/frjend. 🫡
Also social media is overwhelming.
I will be attempting to do better at being a human acquaintance/frjend. 🫡
Like,,, just think how much garlic purée they must have to feed the ones that turn into kievs.
Sorry.
Like,,, just think how much garlic purée they must have to feed the ones that turn into kievs.
Sorry.
Just good to feel something.
Just good to feel something.
It’s going to be a very cold, hard, damp wedding.
It’s going to be a very cold, hard, damp wedding.
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I may need to be exorcised.
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I may need to be exorcised.