Cranjis McBasketball
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Thoughts are my own, or not. Maybe a burner, maybe not. Retweets aren't endorsements, or maybe. In this post-truth world, I guess we're just saying anything. Why can't we all just have picnics, healthcare, and watch reality TV.
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Grotesque as he is, Trump has his sense of humor. Too much of one, if anything. But he knows, or did back when he knew things, how his shtick's a self-parody persona. Vance otoh is a debate me bro twitter reply guy, the smarmy tone of a guy who's cloyingly desperate to be the chad in a soyjack meme.
maybe I’m being too optimistic given, well, everything
but I just don’t think this guy running an explicit white nationalist campaign is going to have anywhere near the juice his boss does
he is a repellent man with a repellent message and people are tired of it all
but I just don’t think this guy running an explicit white nationalist campaign is going to have anywhere near the juice his boss does
he is a repellent man with a repellent message and people are tired of it all
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Grotesque as he is, Trump has his sense of humor. Too much of one, if anything. But he knows, or did back when he knew things, how his shtick's a self-parody persona. Vance otoh is a debate me bro twitter reply guy, the smarmy tone of a guy who's cloyingly desperate to be the chad in a soyjack meme.
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RECESSION INDICATORS OFF THE CHART
the big thing here isn’t even insuring himself it’s that he’s gotta cover a full basketball roster number of dependents
Although Philip Rivers made a return to pursue individual achievements, he also did something very useful for his big family in the process:
He extended his NFL-sponsored health insurance.
He extended his NFL-sponsored health insurance.
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
RECESSION INDICATORS OFF THE CHART
I said this to my wife, and she's like "is Josh Allen... one of the girlies?"
boy did we -- "Basically happens every game. If I don't get enough out pregame, usually happens at halftime. If I don't get enough at halftime, it usually happens in the third or fourth quarter. I don't know why I do it. It just happens. It's due to nothing else other than just like a weird feeling"
Did we ever get an explanation for this?
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I said this to my wife, and she's like "is Josh Allen... one of the girlies?"
Rivers is that white middle aged dad at the gym with the fade away shot
December 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Rivers is that white middle aged dad at the gym with the fade away shot
I gotta evaluate my life choices
every Rivers incompletion so far hit his receivers in the hands. And the cope starts ... NOW
December 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I gotta evaluate my life choices
Guys, I don't think it's hyperbole that I am in better shape than Phillip Rivers - which means that Indy could have called me, a 30-year-old with a Madden knowledge of defensive coverages, and I probably would have been cheaper. This is my time.
December 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Guys, I don't think it's hyperbole that I am in better shape than Phillip Rivers - which means that Indy could have called me, a 30-year-old with a Madden knowledge of defensive coverages, and I probably would have been cheaper. This is my time.
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He killed centrist Pope and Woke Pope took his place. JD is like The Cooler but for the GOP agenda
They sent JD Vance to Indiana and they were like never do that to us again
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
He killed centrist Pope and Woke Pope took his place. JD is like The Cooler but for the GOP agenda
I watched the NFC East Hard Knocks before this game and I think I have to tell you all that Hurts and Sirianni are spotting the Chargers three turnovers because adversity on its own makes you good.
jalen hurts having a worse game against the chargers than carson wentz, who died in that game
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I watched the NFC East Hard Knocks before this game and I think I have to tell you all that Hurts and Sirianni are spotting the Chargers three turnovers because adversity on its own makes you good.
How the fuck does Kohl's have enough money to sponsor a prime time Eagles and Chargers game?
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
How the fuck does Kohl's have enough money to sponsor a prime time Eagles and Chargers game?
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
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if i can ignore the fury and revulsion i feel when i see the trump propaganda TV ads - "with trump, america wins!" - i do wonder why i've never seen these ads for a dem president
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
if i can ignore the fury and revulsion i feel when i see the trump propaganda TV ads - "with trump, america wins!" - i do wonder why i've never seen these ads for a dem president
This is like the third time this year something has gone wrong with RedZone, and now we also watch it with ads...
Anyone else's RedZone sound like static
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is like the third time this year something has gone wrong with RedZone, and now we also watch it with ads...
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Mark Kelly: "They are not silencing me. I'm still speaking out. I still am going to do my job every single day regardless of whether this president wants to kill me, hang me, execute me, or shut me up. I'm not gonna shut up."
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Mark Kelly: "They are not silencing me. I'm still speaking out. I still am going to do my job every single day regardless of whether this president wants to kill me, hang me, execute me, or shut me up. I'm not gonna shut up."
As president I will mandate that companies have to use USPS to ship shit to people! There's absolutely no economic or social case to not do this this. Thank you for your attention on this matter
Two orders, from Walmart and from Target, resulted in no deliveries of the Christmas gifts, despite notifications that they were. Companies apparently are just getting gig workers to deliver shit, and those workers can just bail whenever. JUST USE THE USPS! ITS MORE EXPENSIVE TO CONTRACT OUT!
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
As president I will mandate that companies have to use USPS to ship shit to people! There's absolutely no economic or social case to not do this this. Thank you for your attention on this matter
Two orders, from Walmart and from Target, resulted in no deliveries of the Christmas gifts, despite notifications that they were. Companies apparently are just getting gig workers to deliver shit, and those workers can just bail whenever. JUST USE THE USPS! ITS MORE EXPENSIVE TO CONTRACT OUT!
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Two orders, from Walmart and from Target, resulted in no deliveries of the Christmas gifts, despite notifications that they were. Companies apparently are just getting gig workers to deliver shit, and those workers can just bail whenever. JUST USE THE USPS! ITS MORE EXPENSIVE TO CONTRACT OUT!
Subway has got to be a front for criminal activity. How do they have the money to sponsor TNF? Who still eats at Subway?? How do they advertise so much? As president I will launch an investigation, Day 1.
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Subway has got to be a front for criminal activity. How do they have the money to sponsor TNF? Who still eats at Subway?? How do they advertise so much? As president I will launch an investigation, Day 1.
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BTW if three of the newly gerrymandered red TX seats swing the way TN-07 swung Tuesday, Dems will win them.
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
BTW if three of the newly gerrymandered red TX seats swing the way TN-07 swung Tuesday, Dems will win them.
I didn't remember how all gas no breaks the Sammi and Ron romance was. It's beating my brakes off. It's so toxic but I just can't stop eating it up. It's one long fight. They don't make 'em like this anymore and... you know what? That's fine by me.
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I didn't remember how all gas no breaks the Sammi and Ron romance was. It's beating my brakes off. It's so toxic but I just can't stop eating it up. It's one long fight. They don't make 'em like this anymore and... you know what? That's fine by me.
Put on ESPN the Ocho!
One thing I think normies would support (after all This) is some kind of anti-corruption federal agency with a flashy name and hyperbolic daily pressers about going after everyone in the Trump orbit. Folks would tune in and pay attention.
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Put on ESPN the Ocho!
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Hegseth sees that bus bearing down
Reporter: If there were a second strike that killed wounded people, would that be legal?
Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Hegseth sees that bus bearing down
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Late games be like
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Late games be like
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Jets and Falcons playing the lamest game of "no, I insist"
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Jets and Falcons playing the lamest game of "no, I insist"
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Mike The Situation walked so that Jason Jax Taylor could be the number one guy in the group. Jersey Shore slapped. VanderPump still iconic.
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Mike The Situation walked so that Jason Jax Taylor could be the number one guy in the group. Jersey Shore slapped. VanderPump still iconic.