JaxMatt
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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auntifa
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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DOGE laid this guy off at one point, if you needed any more indication of how inept that effort was.
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
DOGE laid this guy off at one point, if you needed any more indication of how inept that effort was.
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The Accusers of Theft, Adultery, Murder (War), by William Blake, 1794-96, 📸 by @dustoffdeano
June 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Accusers of Theft, Adultery, Murder (War), by William Blake, 1794-96, 📸 by @dustoffdeano
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Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
Scientists at Loughborough University create 'world's smallest violin'
The violin is smaller than a human hair and has "laid the groundwork" for future research.
www.bbc.com
June 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
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FEMA Chief Confused By Wind
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June 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
FEMA Chief Confused By Wind
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
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1. Florida banned cities from lighting up bridges rainbow colors for Pride.
So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels.
They opened the drawbridge to block them.
So they marched to a different bridge.
The latest from S. Baum.
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So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels.
They opened the drawbridge to block them.
So they marched to a different bridge.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Defying DeSantis, Florida Pride Marchers Light Up Jacksonville Bridge with Rainbow
Organizers demonstrated that they didn’t need state permission for queer visibility.
www.erininthemorning.com
June 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
1. Florida banned cities from lighting up bridges rainbow colors for Pride.
So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels.
They opened the drawbridge to block them.
So they marched to a different bridge.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels.
They opened the drawbridge to block them.
So they marched to a different bridge.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
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We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
May 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
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you'll never be rid of him
April 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
you'll never be rid of him
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I just want to tip my hat to the crack team of White House economists who were able to discover--in just a few short days--that the U.S. is dependent on China for smartphones, computers and semiconductors.
April 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I just want to tip my hat to the crack team of White House economists who were able to discover--in just a few short days--that the U.S. is dependent on China for smartphones, computers and semiconductors.
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I get the impulse to say this, but it’s not accurate. They could cut every penny of salary to federal workers and it wouldn’t come close to paying for the proposed tax cuts.
They’re doing this because they want an end to functioning government, because a functioning government limits their power.
They’re doing this because they want an end to functioning government, because a functioning government limits their power.
March 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I get the impulse to say this, but it’s not accurate. They could cut every penny of salary to federal workers and it wouldn’t come close to paying for the proposed tax cuts.
They’re doing this because they want an end to functioning government, because a functioning government limits their power.
They’re doing this because they want an end to functioning government, because a functioning government limits their power.
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the thing is, this is effective even if you can’t get in and occupy the place
nobody coming to buy a car wants to cross a line of cops and angry protesters, they’re gonna go somewhere else, this is not a desirable purchasing experience
nobody coming to buy a car wants to cross a line of cops and angry protesters, they’re gonna go somewhere else, this is not a desirable purchasing experience
Today I saw a high level of anger at the massive number of cops that are protecting a Tesla dealership in Chicago. Lots of chants demanding to know why they are protecting Nazis. No one is letting CPD off the hook. This is what cops do - enable and participate in fascism. #Teslatakedown.
March 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
the thing is, this is effective even if you can’t get in and occupy the place
nobody coming to buy a car wants to cross a line of cops and angry protesters, they’re gonna go somewhere else, this is not a desirable purchasing experience
nobody coming to buy a car wants to cross a line of cops and angry protesters, they’re gonna go somewhere else, this is not a desirable purchasing experience
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The study will be overseen by Amber, a 33 year-old housewife from Huntington Beach who has an AA degree from Saddleback College.
Amber has 3 boys: Jaden, Kayden and Different Jayden. Her husband, Bret, once convinced her he got chlamydia from sitting on a riding mower at Lowe’s. She is a Scorpio.
Amber has 3 boys: Jaden, Kayden and Different Jayden. Her husband, Bret, once convinced her he got chlamydia from sitting on a riding mower at Lowe’s. She is a Scorpio.
BREAKING: The CDC has announced plans to study connections between vaccines and autism, despite extensive research debunking the conspiracy theory.
RFK Jr.’s Anti-Vax Views Officially Take Hold at CDC
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is launching a study on vaccines and autism.
newrepublic.com
March 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The study will be overseen by Amber, a 33 year-old housewife from Huntington Beach who has an AA degree from Saddleback College.
Amber has 3 boys: Jaden, Kayden and Different Jayden. Her husband, Bret, once convinced her he got chlamydia from sitting on a riding mower at Lowe’s. She is a Scorpio.
Amber has 3 boys: Jaden, Kayden and Different Jayden. Her husband, Bret, once convinced her he got chlamydia from sitting on a riding mower at Lowe’s. She is a Scorpio.
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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New episode! On “2 Months 2 Million,” a surprisingly rich text on the poker bubble crushlivepoker.com/podcasts/2-m...
#107: "2 Months 2 Million" | Podcasts
Your correspondent revisits the 2009 poker reality show "2 Months 2 Million," then reviews a day of poker that spanned two casinos and over 10 hours. …
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February 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
New episode! On “2 Months 2 Million,” a surprisingly rich text on the poker bubble crushlivepoker.com/podcasts/2-m...
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I keep thinking that if I just go offline for a few hours and then come back y’all will have come up with a plan
February 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I keep thinking that if I just go offline for a few hours and then come back y’all will have come up with a plan
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Having watched with growing alarm the developments of the last 24 and 36 hours in Washington, I thought I’d take a stab at how the US media would cover this story if it was happening in a foreign country. Here’s that story that should be written this weekend: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/musk-s-jun...
Musk's Junta Establishes Him as Head of Government
Imagining how we'd cover overseas what's happening to the U.S. right now
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Having watched with growing alarm the developments of the last 24 and 36 hours in Washington, I thought I’d take a stab at how the US media would cover this story if it was happening in a foreign country. Here’s that story that should be written this weekend: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/musk-s-jun...
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There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all.
February 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all.
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The first financial scandal/crisis to defeat all attempts at satire. There's nothing to say
December 4, 2024 at 6:46 AM
The first financial scandal/crisis to defeat all attempts at satire. There's nothing to say
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Just can’t accept the idea that shooting this Hegseth freak out of a canon was a genius scheme to install Ron DeSantis. Obviously DeSantis is a certin and a weirdo. But much as was the case with Rubio, even a lot of Democrats wld likely breath a sigh of relief seeing DeSantis get the job …
December 4, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Just can’t accept the idea that shooting this Hegseth freak out of a canon was a genius scheme to install Ron DeSantis. Obviously DeSantis is a certin and a weirdo. But much as was the case with Rubio, even a lot of Democrats wld likely breath a sigh of relief seeing DeSantis get the job …
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I made a Google spreadsheet to calculate who would win #CA13 if current trends continue, and also what benchmarks Gray/Duarte need to hit in every county to win. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
November 23, 2024 at 4:56 AM
I made a Google spreadsheet to calculate who would win #CA13 if current trends continue, and also what benchmarks Gray/Duarte need to hit in every county to win. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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incredible that he's deriding it in the same post he self-censors its name because he knows the Vichy Twitter algorithm buries any mention of or links to its competitors
November 22, 2024 at 11:39 PM
incredible that he's deriding it in the same post he self-censors its name because he knows the Vichy Twitter algorithm buries any mention of or links to its competitors