Martin
@mph1982.bsky.social
“You’re joking, not another one?…oh I’m sick of this, there’s too much Twitter replacement apps nowadays”
Tottenham / Cricket / Formula 1. Not always in that order
Tottenham / Cricket / Formula 1. Not always in that order
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“I’ve bought a football club by mistake”
September 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“I’ve bought a football club by mistake”
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the lies will continue until the “truth” improves
September 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
the lies will continue until the “truth” improves
Half time player interviews 🚮
September 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Half time player interviews 🚮
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Thoughts with the pub landlord.
Nothing to see here, just the deputy vice-president replying to the bosh lad from the Apprentice. Don't these people have fucking jobs
July 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Thoughts with the pub landlord.
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The Online Safety Act is a conspiracy by Big Podcast to get more ads from NordVPN
July 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The Online Safety Act is a conspiracy by Big Podcast to get more ads from NordVPN
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It’s the mid-2010s. You’re an actor. Your cool friends are making prestige Netflix shows. You’re in a perfectly fine ITV Sunday night drama that does 4m viewers and pays the bills. A decade later you turn on Netflix. Your old ITV show is one of the biggest things on Netflix UK. (Repeat to infinity.)
July 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It’s the mid-2010s. You’re an actor. Your cool friends are making prestige Netflix shows. You’re in a perfectly fine ITV Sunday night drama that does 4m viewers and pays the bills. A decade later you turn on Netflix. Your old ITV show is one of the biggest things on Netflix UK. (Repeat to infinity.)
Apparently I need to verify my age on here to access my direct messages. Just as well as I don’t use them but ridiculous interpretation/implementation of the new law
July 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Apparently I need to verify my age on here to access my direct messages. Just as well as I don’t use them but ridiculous interpretation/implementation of the new law
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The Prodigy are ridiculously good.
June 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Prodigy are ridiculously good.
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I wouldn't fancy taking on the Prodigys lighting engineer at Daley Thompsons Decathalon. Fastest fingers in the universe.
#Glastonbury #prodigy
#Glastonbury #prodigy
June 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I wouldn't fancy taking on the Prodigys lighting engineer at Daley Thompsons Decathalon. Fastest fingers in the universe.
#Glastonbury #prodigy
#Glastonbury #prodigy
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The Prodigy really don't believe in the saying Less is More.
June 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Prodigy really don't believe in the saying Less is More.
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guessing they skipped “Spurs get battered” at Glastonbury this year
June 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
guessing they skipped “Spurs get battered” at Glastonbury this year
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Trump: “I want to just say, we love you God”
June 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Trump: “I want to just say, we love you God”
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Honestly the entire state of online media is a complete fucking mess. Mostly thanks to digital titans dictating the hoops.
This WSJ story about the decline in search traffic because of AI summaries is so grim. Every single outlet spent 15+ years contorting their coverage to cover the same things as everyone else trying to grab SEO, only for Google to rugpull them, just like social networks did.
tinyurl.com/bdpzc399
tinyurl.com/bdpzc399
News Sites Are Getting Crushed by Google’s New AI Tools
Chatbots are replacing Google’s traditional search, devastating traffic for some publishers.
www.wsj.com
June 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Honestly the entire state of online media is a complete fucking mess. Mostly thanks to digital titans dictating the hoops.
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I sit across from our Elon subject matter expert in the office and he just got up, put on his TV appearance blazer, and ran off
Elon is crashing out in a way that is erasing hundreds of billions of dollars worth of value from his company.
June 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I sit across from our Elon subject matter expert in the office and he just got up, put on his TV appearance blazer, and ran off
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Let's fucking gooooooooo
June 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Let's fucking gooooooooo
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Christ. It's like having Stan Boardman as PM but without the jokes.
MERZ: Tomorrow is the D Day anniversary, when the Americans ended a war in Europe
TRUMP: That was not a pleasant day for you? This is not a great day
MERZ: This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship
TRUMP: That was not a pleasant day for you? This is not a great day
MERZ: This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship
June 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Christ. It's like having Stan Boardman as PM but without the jokes.
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DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
June 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
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Interesting framing by Sky News' Jon Craig, considering that Farage was in the South of France *while* the Commons were sitting, to set him up as hard working while "other parties are on the ski slopes or whatever". ~AA
May 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Interesting framing by Sky News' Jon Craig, considering that Farage was in the South of France *while* the Commons were sitting, to set him up as hard working while "other parties are on the ski slopes or whatever". ~AA
The latest update from Mersey Police will update a few on the other social media place
May 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The latest update from Mersey Police will update a few on the other social media place
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