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Ian Schroeder
@ianschroeder1.bsky.social
Scouser living in Yorkshire, LFC ST holder and drummer. Worked in media for a bit. All opinions aren't thought through.

#LFC #YNWA #dontbuythesun
How was your journey home after the game? If you're passing Birch Services feel free to give me a wave whilst I wait for a recovery truck to get me home due to a puncture.

#LFC #YNWA
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Worried about our plight at the moment? Cheer yourself up with a picture of Bruce Grobelaar looking like an extra from The Untouchables whilst advertising milk.

#LFC #YNWA
January 27, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Time to roll our sleeves up after that result and get after the teams above us.

#LFC #YNWA
January 25, 2026 at 6:32 PM
"Siri, sum up Liverpool at the moment."

#LFC #YNWA
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media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I'm starting to think that Slot should have told his team they were playing against AC Milan today, as it seems like the only tine our lot play is against the top teams in Europe.

#LFC #YNWA
January 24, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Why haven't we booted the ball out, or given away a foul, to get the sub on!!!!!

#LFC #YNWA
January 24, 2026 at 6:04 PM
January 19, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Nothing to see here......
Guehi takes City to almost half a billion net spend since Dec 2024, when 115/130 hearing ended

Sources say it could take at least another year - with no one knowing when the 3 judges will have the initial judgment - provoking core Qs about this process

www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
The unthinkable consequence and five vital questions over Man City case
City strongly maintain their innocence, with further delays adding tension, as Miguel Delaney details the important issues provoked by the wait for a verdict
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Activate Nat Phillips release clause NOW! #LFC #YNWA
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media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Has anyone got Kabaks number? Asking for a friend......

#LFC #YNWA
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Lovely night for it. #LFC #YNWA
January 12, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Listening to Phil Jones and Dion Dublin saying that Shea Lacey should have not got a second yellow card for throwing the ball away and the ref would have been better "having a word".

What happens if 5 mins later he scores or sets up the equaliser?

Punditry at its worst.

#MOTD
January 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
"Hi, is that Darren? Great, about that blessing I gave you.........."
January 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I'm not saying that Martinelli annoyed me tonight or I want revenge, however, if we signed Chuck Norris and played him at right back against Arsenal next season I wouldn't be complaining. #LFC #YNWA
January 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Why would we not put a recall option in place when we were letting so many players leave in the Summer, and that our current scenario with regards to injury and availability due to AFCON was a risk?

Elliott could end up stranded with no football until the Summer. This is bad planning. #LFC #YNWA
January 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Live scenes from the Liverpool changing room at Craven Cottage #LFC #YNWA
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January 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Waiting for us to have a shot on target...... #LFC #YNWA
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January 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
This is all I see when i watch us play at the moment. #LFC #YNWA
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January 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Another goal conceded as Wirtz is too busy asking the ref for a foul instead of getting on with the game.

#LFC #YNWA
January 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The return of the Schroeder derby to Anfield. Lovely night for it. @emmalufc.bsky.social #LFC #YNWA
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account
January 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I once had a brief chat* with Bob Carolgees when he called our office to speak to our boss. I was unable to establish whether Spit was with him.

*said "hello and yes, I'll put you through" beforeal actually finding out it was Bob.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
How I'm turning up at the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I've just finished the last of the Christmas food shopping and come away unscathed.
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media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:10 AM
"Love Changes" by Climie Fisher is apparently 38 years old.

I'm not having it.

#TOTP
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM