Mortimer Snodgrass
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A woman’s place is in the resistance. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. Nevertheless, she persisted.
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Listen, all I’m saying is that I’ve seen more pictures of Donald Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein than I have of Donald Trump playing with his son Barron.
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Listen, all I’m saying is that I’ve seen more pictures of Donald Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein than I have of Donald Trump playing with his son Barron.
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It wasn’t even close.
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It wasn’t even close.
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Apparently we’ve established that if the US can seize the largest tanker off Venezuela, it can just as easily seize a small, alleged drug boat without murdering the occupants.
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Apparently we’ve established that if the US can seize the largest tanker off Venezuela, it can just as easily seize a small, alleged drug boat without murdering the occupants.
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Elections have consequences. A man like this never belonged near the levers of power. Not the first time. And certainly not this second time when everything was knowable. We are trapped in a tragedy and must fight our way out.
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Elections have consequences. A man like this never belonged near the levers of power. Not the first time. And certainly not this second time when everything was knowable. We are trapped in a tragedy and must fight our way out.
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"I saw the video and what if a bird flew by and one of the shipwrecked used a paper clip and squid ink to write a message to attach to the bird's leg to get a message to Suriname so they could continue their mission?"
- Tom Cotton probably
- Tom Cotton probably
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"I saw the video and what if a bird flew by and one of the shipwrecked used a paper clip and squid ink to write a message to attach to the bird's leg to get a message to Suriname so they could continue their mission?"
- Tom Cotton probably
- Tom Cotton probably
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
They must’ve taught him how to purse his lips when he feels them drooping. But does he know the purse just makes him look like more of a butthole?
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
They must’ve taught him how to purse his lips when he feels them drooping. But does he know the purse just makes him look like more of a butthole?
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What a bunch of shady creepers.
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What a bunch of shady creepers.
A few years ago, my gen z kids taught me the definition of gaslighting. Still, sometimes I get confused. Like this Hegseth tweet… Is it gaslighting or throwing someone with torpedo like force under the bus?
If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A few years ago, my gen z kids taught me the definition of gaslighting. Still, sometimes I get confused. Like this Hegseth tweet… Is it gaslighting or throwing someone with torpedo like force under the bus?
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Don't let anyone upset you today remember you can always go home and play video games
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Don't let anyone upset you today remember you can always go home and play video games
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Why are so many people here still posting ‘Release the Epstein Files’ when they have 30 days to turn them over? It’s not like the government isn’t committing other crimes that need attention.
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Why are so many people here still posting ‘Release the Epstein Files’ when they have 30 days to turn them over? It’s not like the government isn’t committing other crimes that need attention.
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Catturd is an idiot lol.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Catturd is an idiot lol.
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„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
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Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
People CAN be amazing sometimes. Strive to be like THESE people, everyday.
this is creative honestly I’m just a fan of when we all decide to be annoying on purpose
Genius
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
People CAN be amazing sometimes. Strive to be like THESE people, everyday.
She’s made her bed.
CNN: In the last couple of weeks or so, she's become kind of an ally on some issues. What do you make of this?
Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.
Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
She’s made her bed.
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Just further proof that the real violence is only being perpetrated by one side, and it’s not the left no matter how much Fox and Stephen Miller stomp their little feet
mtg spent like ten years making enemies on the left and that seemed fine with her. she spent ten days making enemies on the right, had to hire security, and then had to quit altogether.
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Just further proof that the real violence is only being perpetrated by one side, and it’s not the left no matter how much Fox and Stephen Miller stomp their little feet
Oh goodie. Thank god. Bleck.
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Oh goodie. Thank god. Bleck.
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
The only thing hurting democrats is his atrocious grammar.
Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The only thing hurting democrats is his atrocious grammar.