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David
@morkcallingorsen.bsky.social
Music, guitars, records, films, TTRPGs, books, horror, Sci-fi, mostly posts at night…..mostly…..

📍North East UK
📚 Ghost Stories - M.R. James
📺 Slow Horses
Decided to try and solve the kids Rubik’s cube earlier and use my brain for once.

So anyway here I am reading all your posts instead.
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Me. After my 6yo & his 3 friends have been over for a play date.
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Get ready with me but it’s just me reading a book ignoring the increasing number of calls and messages asking where I am as everyone has arrived.
Get ready with me but it’s just me running round shrieking in front of a fixed camera
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
We live closer in time to a T rex than a T rex lived in relation to a Stegosaurs.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Spent last night/this morning tidying & cleaning ahead of visitors so of course the cat is vomiting everywhere.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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living the full dad life today, putting on my new warhammer 40k ultramarines t-shirt so I can phone verizon to complain about a phone bill
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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wilma flintstone: i want to go to dubai
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Drew a Hound of Tindalos from a short story by Frank Belknap Long, released in a short story collection of his work in 1946.

The hounds are creatures that exist outside of time and space. They can emerge in the form of smoke from any angle of a certain sharpness, like the corner of a room.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Surrendering to the lurgy. Been having mad fever dreams and honestly having difficulty telling some of them apart from real life. Paracetamol and bed. Laters.
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Looks like a scene from the as yet unfilmed sequel to The Thing
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
While this is great I recently had to sell 2x tickets via the official TM website at face value £25 (fine with me) but the buyer was charged service fees on top (approx £8/9 more per ticket). I’d already paid service and admin fees when buying in the 1st place (not included in sale)
Exclusive:

UK ministers plan to ban the resale of tickets for live events above their original cost, in an aggressive crackdown on touts and resellers who sharply increase the price of admission to concerts and sports events.

www.ft.com/content/e76d...
UK to ban resale of tickets above face value for live events
Aggressive crackdown on touts comes after backlash over cost of watching live music and sport
www.ft.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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All these new data centers in 15 years
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Anyone recommend any kids podcasts? Science/history/stories/daft that we can all listen along to? Kids are 6/8yo #podcasts
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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A great way to fight back against AI taking away work from creatives is to buy art by actual humans.

(Reply to this post with your own art/website etc. But only if you’re an organic life-form).

www.worldofmoose.com
Website of artist, cartoonist & tweeter Moose Allain
Welcome to the website of artist, cartoonist and prolific tweeter Moose Allain. Please fell free to have a poke about.
www.worldofmoose.com
March 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Fake admiral sounds like something from the Profanisaurus.

(Legally obliged to say that the Viz isn’t as good as it used to be ™️)
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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One time I used the word "less" in a post when it should have been "fewer" and I've never been larger ashamed.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I swear this is worth the license fee alone. Been using this at bedtime for years to calm the kids (& me!) down.

Olivia Colman narrating over various images with nice chilled music in the background.
Daydreams - An Hour Long Journey: CBeebies Wind Down
Wind down with CBeebies Daydreams, an hour-long journey that focuses on the finer details of the world to help you relax. Voiced by Olivia Colman and music by Tom Jenkinson.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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This one goes out to all the people not enjoying anything
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Morning! Having a pre-coffee before my coffee
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM