David
@morkcallingorsen.bsky.social
Music, guitars, records, films, TTRPGs, books, horror, Sci-fi, mostly posts at night…..mostly…..
📍North East UK
📚 Ghost Stories - M.R. James
📺 Slow Horses
📍North East UK
📚 Ghost Stories - M.R. James
📺 Slow Horses
Me. After my 6yo & his 3 friends have been over for a play date.
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Me. After my 6yo & his 3 friends have been over for a play date.
FFS it’s not love, it’s just coffee. I use it to keep me going post-kids not build emotional attachments.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
FFS it’s not love, it’s just coffee. I use it to keep me going post-kids not build emotional attachments.
Looks like I picked the right week to unmute Trump from my muted words
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Looks like I picked the right week to unmute Trump from my muted words
Piece of piss. Where do I send my invoice?
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Piece of piss. Where do I send my invoice?
Where’s your fucking poppy !?!
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Where’s your fucking poppy !?!
So. Tell me again about ‘bloody entitled cyclists’
(I asked this guy if he was okay and needed help, no all fine, no accident/breakdown/illness etc. he was sat there on a call waiting for his mate to bring him some stuff)
(I asked this guy if he was okay and needed help, no all fine, no accident/breakdown/illness etc. he was sat there on a call waiting for his mate to bring him some stuff)
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
So. Tell me again about ‘bloody entitled cyclists’
(I asked this guy if he was okay and needed help, no all fine, no accident/breakdown/illness etc. he was sat there on a call waiting for his mate to bring him some stuff)
(I asked this guy if he was okay and needed help, no all fine, no accident/breakdown/illness etc. he was sat there on a call waiting for his mate to bring him some stuff)
Proud of my hometown for this top tier idea
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Proud of my hometown for this top tier idea
Great session of Pirate Borg tonight (1st time running it). Redcoats were jabbed, rum was drank (irl too), ships were smashed, crits & fumbles rolled and Devils Luck burned. Might have accidentally resurrected Blackbeard and released the Kraken but you can’t have it all. #pirateborg #rpg #trrpg
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Great session of Pirate Borg tonight (1st time running it). Redcoats were jabbed, rum was drank (irl too), ships were smashed, crits & fumbles rolled and Devils Luck burned. Might have accidentally resurrected Blackbeard and released the Kraken but you can’t have it all. #pirateborg #rpg #trrpg
The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he never existed…..
November 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he never existed…..
1st one with my own money Cake - The Distance my dad accidentally recorded part of it while taping a Godzilla movie for me late at night on C4 but not who’d sang it.
Was bothering my local store for *months* trying to hum/sing it to try and ID it.
Still got it at home.
Was bothering my local store for *months* trying to hum/sing it to try and ID it.
Still got it at home.
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
1st one with my own money Cake - The Distance my dad accidentally recorded part of it while taping a Godzilla movie for me late at night on C4 but not who’d sang it.
Was bothering my local store for *months* trying to hum/sing it to try and ID it.
Still got it at home.
Was bothering my local store for *months* trying to hum/sing it to try and ID it.
Still got it at home.
Refusing to listen to the cries for editing.
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Refusing to listen to the cries for editing.
Goddamn money grabbing vets. Estimate suddenly doubled and then some in the admissions room. Ended up bringing him home as suspect they’ve been exaggerating the whole thing and we’ll find another (hopefully independent) vet.
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Goddamn money grabbing vets. Estimate suddenly doubled and then some in the admissions room. Ended up bringing him home as suspect they’ve been exaggerating the whole thing and we’ll find another (hopefully independent) vet.
This awesome thing made by @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social @hojesofia.bsky.social and @evlynmoreau.bsky.social arrived earlier today. Those colours 🤌
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This awesome thing made by @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social @hojesofia.bsky.social and @evlynmoreau.bsky.social arrived earlier today. Those colours 🤌
I just trying to buy a ticket one fucking time.
October 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I just trying to buy a ticket one fucking time.
Still got tickets to see Garth Marenghi - This Bursted Earth in Newcastle on Halloween. Legit resale through Ticketmaster and I think at cost? Link in quote.
October 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Still got tickets to see Garth Marenghi - This Bursted Earth in Newcastle on Halloween. Legit resale through Ticketmaster and I think at cost? Link in quote.
It’s actually a fish
October 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It’s actually a fish
My warped mind did a double take on what my kid had made at school today.
October 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My warped mind did a double take on what my kid had made at school today.
I’m not even joking.
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’m not even joking.
I’ve upset them.
What a time to find out that the Alien Kickstart is shipping with them too 🤦🏻♂️ (this isn’t for that)
What a time to find out that the Alien Kickstart is shipping with them too 🤦🏻♂️ (this isn’t for that)
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’ve upset them.
What a time to find out that the Alien Kickstart is shipping with them too 🤦🏻♂️ (this isn’t for that)
What a time to find out that the Alien Kickstart is shipping with them too 🤦🏻♂️ (this isn’t for that)
“Autoglass Repair Autoglass Replace”
October 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“Autoglass Repair Autoglass Replace”