Morgan Horachek
@morganranae.bsky.social
Dog and human mom. I drink beer and watch football.
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Most Minnesotan thing ever
The funniest shit is that I feel like the huge turnout downtown is almost because of the cold not in spite of it. The fact that it’s -10 degrees out led to just more defiance, like thousands out there saying, it isn’t even that bad out.
January 24, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Most Minnesotan thing ever
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Sir, you can’t break up with someone who already blocked your number
January 23, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Sir, you can’t break up with someone who already blocked your number
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The picture of his cubby
January 22, 2026 at 3:14 AM
The picture of his cubby
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Both teams have been COOKIN
January 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Both teams have been COOKIN
49ers fans after hearing about Darnold’s oblique injury: Please let Drew Lock play in this game!
*monkey paw curls*
*monkey paw curls*
January 18, 2026 at 4:04 AM
49ers fans after hearing about Darnold’s oblique injury: Please let Drew Lock play in this game!
*monkey paw curls*
*monkey paw curls*
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Remember, it's only technically Orwellian if it's from the Orwell region of England, otherwise it's just sparkling authoritarianism
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Remember, it's only technically Orwellian if it's from the Orwell region of England, otherwise it's just sparkling authoritarianism
MRW I hear the words “just comply” or “disrespectful”
a police officer says cool motive still murder in a dark room
ALT: a police officer says cool motive still murder in a dark room
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
MRW I hear the words “just comply” or “disrespectful”
As a MN girlie, watching a kicker tank the Packers playoff hopes healed something inside of me.
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
As a MN girlie, watching a kicker tank the Packers playoff hopes healed something inside of me.
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The more football girlies, the better❤️
Feels like a weird time to post about this but I wanted to highlight something: So dang proud of the fact that NFL Live is up nearly *50%* with women.
We have consistently grown our female audience since relaunching the show five years ago.
Football is for everyone.
We have consistently grown our female audience since relaunching the show five years ago.
Football is for everyone.
January 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The more football girlies, the better❤️
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Progressive backup commercials, ranked:
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Progressive backup commercials, ranked:
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
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The only heated rivalry *I’m* interested in today is the one between the baby Jesus and our earthly sins and also the gay hockey one
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The only heated rivalry *I’m* interested in today is the one between the baby Jesus and our earthly sins and also the gay hockey one
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The Lions have now lost five of seven since Amon-Ra St. Brown’s stupid Donald Trump dance.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Lions have now lost five of seven since Amon-Ra St. Brown’s stupid Donald Trump dance.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
What’s worse than a mid-off? A sub-mid-off?
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What’s worse than a mid-off? A sub-mid-off?
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[Drake] DJ Moore with the mic-drop TD and postgame interview:
“At the end of the day, it’s F the Packers always” 😂 twitter.com/Tdrake4sport...
“At the end of the day, it’s F the Packers always” 😂 twitter.com/Tdrake4sport...
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
[Drake] DJ Moore with the mic-drop TD and postgame interview:
“At the end of the day, it’s F the Packers always” 😂 twitter.com/Tdrake4sport...
“At the end of the day, it’s F the Packers always” 😂 twitter.com/Tdrake4sport...
Bears win after leading for… *checks notes* exactly zero seconds all game. Classic.
December 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Bears win after leading for… *checks notes* exactly zero seconds all game. Classic.
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The battle of quarterbacks who absolutely positively do not want to be out on this field right now
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The battle of quarterbacks who absolutely positively do not want to be out on this field right now
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chatgpt wrapped would ruin lives
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
chatgpt wrapped would ruin lives
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Out here wasting Will Reichard's prime.
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Out here wasting Will Reichard's prime.
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i had been tarred and feathered for suggesting it could always get worse. and yet,
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i had been tarred and feathered for suggesting it could always get worse. and yet,
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the way the vikings QB situation is being covered makes me feel insane. the story should be "some asshole no one has ever heard of is playing QB for them today and they're fucked."
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
the way the vikings QB situation is being covered makes me feel insane. the story should be "some asshole no one has ever heard of is playing QB for them today and they're fucked."
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Dallas turner apology form
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Dallas turner apology form
Other teams can have special teams penalties? Nice.
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Other teams can have special teams penalties? Nice.