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Ma’am, that’s my emotional support battle toddler who can turn into a sword
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This is a really great guide on making Signal more secure!
This but also read up on how to make Signal as secure as possible. Just downloading the app isn’t quite the fix, you have to mutually agree to use certain features for it to be the most impactful.

I’m still learning but plan to figure it all out tomorrow.
February 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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It’s still not too late to put on a mask. Ideally an N95 or equivalent.

Ignoring the severity of COVID, embracing eugenics & anti science rhetoric, platforming minimizers etc… it all led us here.

Everyone complaining about egg prices but no one willing to address bird flu.
Kind of weird how much we've separated egg prices from the h5n1 virus. Like we get that's why eggs are expensive? Because we've failed to contain it and farmers have had to cull large amounts of chickens leading to a reduction in production?
February 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Spotted on Twitter: "lol do you know how badly you have to fuck up for my entire tl to be canadians going 'this trudeau speech is excellent.'"
February 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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An Elon Musk staffer misused the U.S. Marshals Service by falsely invoking their authority to intimidate. USAID security personnel were threatened with action by the federal Marshals Service.
February 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Did anyone have “volcanic eruptions in Greece” on their February bingo card?
February 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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I'm housed now, but not because of any assistance program. Just lucky, and friends.

But for many others with long COVID, their housing instability journey is just beginning.

www.kcur.org/health/2021-...
From a tent in the woods, this Kansas City woman advocates for her fellow COVID long-haulers
After losing her apartment, Amanda Finley sought refuge at a Missouri campsite she calls her "happy place." Even as much of the country returns to normal, she's working to remind people that COVID lon...
www.kcur.org
October 18, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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An anonymous person at the CDC just archived all the public CDC datasets as of 1/28 and uploaded it to archive.org
Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
archive.org
February 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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In case it helps someone:

The phrase “We don’t do / say that here” is immensely useful in managing people who feel emboldened to try to push boundaries and test behaviour norms in your spaces.
It’s a bland statement of fact, doesn’t contain an accusation, and can be used by anyone including peers.
February 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Reposting your post is fine. Let's people from other time zones see it.
If you’re new here you may have noticed people who have been here for a while repost themselves a lot. That’s because without a centrally governed algorithm the platform is generally much more *here and now* than social media has been historically. Posts have high engagement but short tails.
February 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
We told them masks didn’t work, and then we told them cloth masks worked but only if the sick person is wearing them, and then we told them wearing a mask made them a commie liberal dogwhistle virtue signaling snowflake, and then we told them the pandemic was over because no one was masking 🤦🏼‍♀️
Re bird flu, most people seem to be against society-wide masking because "we tried that and it didn't work"—but what we actually tried was telling people to wear a leaky baggy blue and then letting anti-masking misinfo run wild
February 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It can’t even parse how many Rs are in the word strawberry 🫣
February 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
No thank you…
“Apple Inc. has been secretly working with SpaceX & T-Mobile US to add support for Starlink network in its latest iPhone software, providing an alternative to the company’s in-house satellite-communication service”

Perhaps it was done in secret because users don’t want Musk’s tech on our phones?
Apple’s New ‘Game Changer’ iPhone Update Brings Starlink Satellite Access
Apple has been “secretly working” with SpaceX and the result is that the latest iOS software update means iPhones can access Starlink.
www.forbes.com
February 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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One of the many prophecies about Trump from 2019 finally came true this week 🙃

Source: heavy.com/news/2019/08...
February 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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"It is impossible to say why this book is currently going viral at this moment in time..."
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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i think an important thing for people outside the US to understand is that elon musk seized control of the government today and most americans don’t even realize it happened.
February 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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having to block the president of the united states on social media is such a wild feeling btw
January 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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🚨🚨🚨EMERGENCY PSA 🚨🚨🚨

if you were following Biden or Harris on Facebook / Instagram you are now following Trump and Vance

thank you to the people who DM'd me right away because they immediately knew that "Claire Willett is following JD Vance" meant something horrible had happened ☠️
January 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
@sailornoob.bsky.social just found your podcast a few days ago and have binged 100 episodes while watching the old anime! Love the show and can’t wait to hear your take on the last few!
December 24, 2024 at 6:29 AM
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September 29, 2023 at 11:14 PM
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So, Apparently, It Turns Out That Covid Was Never Gone, And There Are These New Variants And Stuff, But Don’t Mask Or Clean The Air Or Anything, Because Reasons
September 27, 2023 at 3:39 PM
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even network television shows in the 1970s grasped this simple truth
September 25, 2023 at 2:44 AM
Well her oldest sister started out running a murder pie bakery with Grindlewald because Snape had a thing for her, so it seems reasonable to me…
My unironic favorite thing about Harry Potter badfic:

Deus ex Narcissa Malfoy. In which she goes on a Dexter style killing spree, often starting with her husband. Lots of 'gardening'.

Other characters know she's doing a murder, don't care. Narcissa took X down to the vacants, they ain't come back
September 24, 2023 at 11:25 PM