mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
@moonklutz.bsky.social
Your little meow meow, a twice Hugo-nominated nobody, top-ten globally ranked VR speedrunner, and sometimes podcast personality. mklutz @ ao3/tumblr, moonklutz elsewhere. (she/they)
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mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
@moonklutz.bsky.social
· Jul 20
Courtney: your autism is WEAPONIZED
(video games on a shelf fall over alone)
Courtney: HAUNTED
Me: I honestly thought the cats had been doing that the whole time
Me: someone call shane and ryan
(don't, I don't want them in my apartment probably and don't believe in ghosts)
(they're great)
Courtney: HAUNTED
Me: I honestly thought the cats had been doing that the whole time
Me: someone call shane and ryan
(don't, I don't want them in my apartment probably and don't believe in ghosts)
(they're great)
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
(video games on a shelf fall over alone)
Courtney: HAUNTED
Me: I honestly thought the cats had been doing that the whole time
Me: someone call shane and ryan
(don't, I don't want them in my apartment probably and don't believe in ghosts)
(they're great)
Courtney: HAUNTED
Me: I honestly thought the cats had been doing that the whole time
Me: someone call shane and ryan
(don't, I don't want them in my apartment probably and don't believe in ghosts)
(they're great)
I had so many people over tonight (we used almost every chair) and at one point I was like "hey friend, can you get the step ladder from the hall closet and then kill that spider for me" and pointed at a tiny black speck on the join of the ceiling and the wall.
Other friend: is it even a spider?
Other friend: is it even a spider?
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I had so many people over tonight (we used almost every chair) and at one point I was like "hey friend, can you get the step ladder from the hall closet and then kill that spider for me" and pointed at a tiny black speck on the join of the ceiling and the wall.
Other friend: is it even a spider?
Other friend: is it even a spider?
I watched Demi's standup special on Dropout, and if you liked the Chris Grace one I think you will like this one too! Strong narrative structure, lots of absurdism, surprise Canada.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I watched Demi's standup special on Dropout, and if you liked the Chris Grace one I think you will like this one too! Strong narrative structure, lots of absurdism, surprise Canada.
🚨🚨 josephmallozzi.com/2025/11/19/s... 🚨🚨 this could fix me (if it's good) (if rodney is in it)
Stargate Returns! - Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog
AMAZONG GREENLIGHTS A NEW STARGATE SERIES Yes, it’s true. 14 years after the franchise aired its last episode (SGU’s “Gauntlet”), a new Stargate series has been greenlit by Amazon. And it’s not a re...
josephmallozzi.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
🚨🚨 josephmallozzi.com/2025/11/19/s... 🚨🚨 this could fix me (if it's good) (if rodney is in it)
I have spent the whole day putting out other people's fires and then I had the audacity to step into a bowl of wet cat food in compression stockings. Really nailing it today.
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I have spent the whole day putting out other people's fires and then I had the audacity to step into a bowl of wet cat food in compression stockings. Really nailing it today.
Boss agreed to let me wfh today and sherlock is so happy that I am ahead of schedule. Purring up a storm. Meeting me in my office. Rolling around in delight at the schedule adherence.
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Boss agreed to let me wfh today and sherlock is so happy that I am ahead of schedule. Purring up a storm. Meeting me in my office. Rolling around in delight at the schedule adherence.
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Gonna imagine all my T cells with little butt cheeks now
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Gonna imagine all my T cells with little butt cheeks now
Just watching a cooking video and asking earnestly why on earth someone would put a layer of cheese and bacon inside a latke when a latke is already perfect.
Then realizing that’s an autism thought actually. (Potato and salt? Sour cream later? Perfect. Don’t change a thing.)
Then realizing that’s an autism thought actually. (Potato and salt? Sour cream later? Perfect. Don’t change a thing.)
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Just watching a cooking video and asking earnestly why on earth someone would put a layer of cheese and bacon inside a latke when a latke is already perfect.
Then realizing that’s an autism thought actually. (Potato and salt? Sour cream later? Perfect. Don’t change a thing.)
Then realizing that’s an autism thought actually. (Potato and salt? Sour cream later? Perfect. Don’t change a thing.)
Me: hi IT, we used (x) software to do (y) task and it failed miserably in these specific ways. Can you suggest an approved alternative?
IT: give us three weeks
(three weeks pass)
IT: we recommend (x) software
Me:
Me:
Me:
IT: give us three weeks
(three weeks pass)
IT: we recommend (x) software
Me:
Me:
Me:
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Me: hi IT, we used (x) software to do (y) task and it failed miserably in these specific ways. Can you suggest an approved alternative?
IT: give us three weeks
(three weeks pass)
IT: we recommend (x) software
Me:
Me:
Me:
IT: give us three weeks
(three weeks pass)
IT: we recommend (x) software
Me:
Me:
Me:
In undergrad I had a prof who insisted we call her Dr (last name). So I was on an alumni panel recently and every single alumni called her dr (last name). She has now sent out an email saying we can please call her (first name).
Twenty years later and I think I am too worried to do it!!
Twenty years later and I think I am too worried to do it!!
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
In undergrad I had a prof who insisted we call her Dr (last name). So I was on an alumni panel recently and every single alumni called her dr (last name). She has now sent out an email saying we can please call her (first name).
Twenty years later and I think I am too worried to do it!!
Twenty years later and I think I am too worried to do it!!
it's almost like using cloudflare is a bad idea
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
it's almost like using cloudflare is a bad idea
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Guess who successfully pushed back on second christmas?! They wanted me to drive two and a half hours EACH WAY in a single day (or rather, have someone else do that) to visit my sister's new beach mcmansion in the boonies. HARD PASS.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Guess who successfully pushed back on second christmas?! They wanted me to drive two and a half hours EACH WAY in a single day (or rather, have someone else do that) to visit my sister's new beach mcmansion in the boonies. HARD PASS.
The other day I made the mistake of taking sherlock into the library and showing her the christmas tree. she became instantly insanely strong and was trying to lunge out of my arms mouth-first in an attempt to eat the tree
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The other day I made the mistake of taking sherlock into the library and showing her the christmas tree. she became instantly insanely strong and was trying to lunge out of my arms mouth-first in an attempt to eat the tree
still thinking about how good pickle mayo is
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
still thinking about how good pickle mayo is
it's fairy tale week for the Great Canadian Baking Show semi-finals and everyone is so cute
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
it's fairy tale week for the Great Canadian Baking Show semi-finals and everyone is so cute
we all got free pickle mayo at pickle fest and I have come to report that it is fucking amazing on both potato wedges and chicken tenders
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
we all got free pickle mayo at pickle fest and I have come to report that it is fucking amazing on both potato wedges and chicken tenders
Man trying to get on the subway leaves his wife’s bag behind. A stranger chases him, hands it over. Mom is guiding their son to a seat.
Man: thanks! That was my fault.
Wife, deadpan: yep sure was.
This is the voice of a woman who had a child with a moron and she’s unfortunately used to this situ
Man: thanks! That was my fault.
Wife, deadpan: yep sure was.
This is the voice of a woman who had a child with a moron and she’s unfortunately used to this situ
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Man trying to get on the subway leaves his wife’s bag behind. A stranger chases him, hands it over. Mom is guiding their son to a seat.
Man: thanks! That was my fault.
Wife, deadpan: yep sure was.
This is the voice of a woman who had a child with a moron and she’s unfortunately used to this situ
Man: thanks! That was my fault.
Wife, deadpan: yep sure was.
This is the voice of a woman who had a child with a moron and she’s unfortunately used to this situ
Me: I did nothing today!
Also me: (crossing item #30 off my to-do list)
Also me: (crossing item #30 off my to-do list)
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me: I did nothing today!
Also me: (crossing item #30 off my to-do list)
Also me: (crossing item #30 off my to-do list)
absolutely bananas season finale of taskmaster!!!
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
absolutely bananas season finale of taskmaster!!!
i'm right even if you don't like what i am right about
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
i'm right even if you don't like what i am right about
the seattle times does not know what a toque is
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
the seattle times does not know what a toque is
Brother came over, taught me a bunch of strength exercises, designed a personal workout plan for me, bought me an adjustable kettle bell, and then was like I AM NOT JOKING CALL ME ANY TIME.
As always he is the best sibling by a long shot
As always he is the best sibling by a long shot
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Brother came over, taught me a bunch of strength exercises, designed a personal workout plan for me, bought me an adjustable kettle bell, and then was like I AM NOT JOKING CALL ME ANY TIME.
As always he is the best sibling by a long shot
As always he is the best sibling by a long shot
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Officially on strike y’all! Don’t cross the picket line!
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Officially on strike y’all! Don’t cross the picket line!