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Your little meow meow, a twice Hugo-nominated nobody, top-ten globally ranked VR speedrunner, and cat lady. mklutz @ ao3/tumblr, moonklutz elsewhere. (she/they)
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I finished my rewatch of the LTTP Trial of Fieri rando run and now I have started his ZOOTR run, but does anyone know if Griffin is saying sa-rai-ya instead of sa-ri-ya on purpose??? is he fucking with us? (Am I the one who's wrong?!)
February 20, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I finished my rewatch of the LTTP Trial of Fieri rando run and now I have started his ZOOTR run, but does anyone know if Griffin is saying sa-rai-ya instead of sa-ri-ya on purpose??? is he fucking with us? (Am I the one who's wrong?!)
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Truly love to be living in a world where Vogue is doing a long-form puff piece on two female Olympic medalists getting engaged at the games. You love to see it. Huge congrats to Hilary Knight and Brittany Bowe!
www.vogue.com/article/hila...
www.vogue.com/article/hila...
February 19, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Truly love to be living in a world where Vogue is doing a long-form puff piece on two female Olympic medalists getting engaged at the games. You love to see it. Huge congrats to Hilary Knight and Brittany Bowe!
www.vogue.com/article/hila...
www.vogue.com/article/hila...
born to nap, forced to run errands and learn I likely have an iron deficiency which is why I want to nap so hard and my nails keep breaking
February 19, 2026 at 5:45 PM
born to nap, forced to run errands and learn I likely have an iron deficiency which is why I want to nap so hard and my nails keep breaking
trying to talk sense (logic) into my anxiety like that will calm it the fuck down
February 19, 2026 at 5:11 AM
trying to talk sense (logic) into my anxiety like that will calm it the fuck down
got to introduce two coworkers today to Polite Society, so all is not lost www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRFM...
Polite Society - Official Trailer - In Theaters April 28
YouTube video by Focus Features
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February 19, 2026 at 4:33 AM
got to introduce two coworkers today to Polite Society, so all is not lost www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRFM...
Dr: when was the date of your last period?
Me: blah
Dr: okay please do (blah)
(10 minutes pass)
Me: hey uh news to me
Me: let’s update the period thing to today actually
Me: blah
Dr: okay please do (blah)
(10 minutes pass)
Me: hey uh news to me
Me: let’s update the period thing to today actually
February 19, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Dr: when was the date of your last period?
Me: blah
Dr: okay please do (blah)
(10 minutes pass)
Me: hey uh news to me
Me: let’s update the period thing to today actually
Me: blah
Dr: okay please do (blah)
(10 minutes pass)
Me: hey uh news to me
Me: let’s update the period thing to today actually
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notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich
February 18, 2026 at 4:03 PM
notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich
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some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
February 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
city of toronto property tax office get their shit together 2026 challenge
February 18, 2026 at 8:26 PM
city of toronto property tax office get their shit together 2026 challenge
Everyone: watch out!!! TikTok has a local page and it’s local within 1km of you!!!!
My local page: here is a suburb two hours away by car
Idk why it thinks this but keep on keeping on, clock app.
My local page: here is a suburb two hours away by car
Idk why it thinks this but keep on keeping on, clock app.
February 18, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Everyone: watch out!!! TikTok has a local page and it’s local within 1km of you!!!!
My local page: here is a suburb two hours away by car
Idk why it thinks this but keep on keeping on, clock app.
My local page: here is a suburb two hours away by car
Idk why it thinks this but keep on keeping on, clock app.
stop i'm dying toronto why are you always on brand in the worst possible way
February 18, 2026 at 5:30 PM
stop i'm dying toronto why are you always on brand in the worst possible way
Last night there was a huge power outage and everything came back on at 4, a recipe for bad sleep.
what if I go to bed at like 10pm tonight and don't swim or shower and just sleep
what if I go to bed at like 10pm tonight and don't swim or shower and just sleep
February 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Last night there was a huge power outage and everything came back on at 4, a recipe for bad sleep.
what if I go to bed at like 10pm tonight and don't swim or shower and just sleep
what if I go to bed at like 10pm tonight and don't swim or shower and just sleep
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock the second I decide to do a strength workout on the cloud mat: AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAA A AAAA
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock the second I decide to do a strength workout on the cloud mat: AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAA A AAAA
February 17, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock the second I decide to do a strength workout on the cloud mat: AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAA A AAAA
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock the second I decide to do a strength workout on the cloud mat: AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAA A AAAA
✅ organize half the library closet (other half used by pals)
✅ re-install shower tension rod organizer in the right direction (oops)
✅ recycling
✅ garbage
✅ cook lemon dill chicken thighs, knock-off ikea veggie medallions
✅ buy an iron and ironing board
✅ anxiety about the current work shitshow
✅ re-install shower tension rod organizer in the right direction (oops)
✅ recycling
✅ garbage
✅ cook lemon dill chicken thighs, knock-off ikea veggie medallions
✅ buy an iron and ironing board
✅ anxiety about the current work shitshow
February 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
✅ organize half the library closet (other half used by pals)
✅ re-install shower tension rod organizer in the right direction (oops)
✅ recycling
✅ garbage
✅ cook lemon dill chicken thighs, knock-off ikea veggie medallions
✅ buy an iron and ironing board
✅ anxiety about the current work shitshow
✅ re-install shower tension rod organizer in the right direction (oops)
✅ recycling
✅ garbage
✅ cook lemon dill chicken thighs, knock-off ikea veggie medallions
✅ buy an iron and ironing board
✅ anxiety about the current work shitshow
Would love if we could stop CHEATING????? Team Canada Get It Together Challenge
Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it
February 16, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Would love if we could stop CHEATING????? Team Canada Get It Together Challenge
everytime i play vr minigolf while singing along to music i just hope my neighbours can't hear me
February 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
everytime i play vr minigolf while singing along to music i just hope my neighbours can't hear me
I have been improving my guest /2nd bath in little ways (small trash can, clear boxes under the sink for people's swim gear, tension rod shower organizer, and now a counter top bin).
I went to dollarama after vet this morning to grab stuff for the counter-top bin: pads, flossers, face wipes, etc.
I went to dollarama after vet this morning to grab stuff for the counter-top bin: pads, flossers, face wipes, etc.
February 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I have been improving my guest /2nd bath in little ways (small trash can, clear boxes under the sink for people's swim gear, tension rod shower organizer, and now a counter top bin).
I went to dollarama after vet this morning to grab stuff for the counter-top bin: pads, flossers, face wipes, etc.
I went to dollarama after vet this morning to grab stuff for the counter-top bin: pads, flossers, face wipes, etc.
youtube.com/shorts/kUDCV... sub radio back at it again with this bop of a cake "short skirt long jacket" parody for my US-american friends
send this to Greg Bovino #parody #ice #minneapolis #politics
YouTube video by Sub-Radio
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February 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
youtube.com/shorts/kUDCV... sub radio back at it again with this bop of a cake "short skirt long jacket" parody for my US-american friends
Love it when the streetcar is stopped at a red light and simply won’t open the doors even after I press the button more than once. Idk who is driving this one but they fucking hate people today.
February 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Love it when the streetcar is stopped at a red light and simply won’t open the doors even after I press the button more than once. Idk who is driving this one but they fucking hate people today.
crunchyroll's kink is logging you out once a month for shits and giggles
February 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
crunchyroll's kink is logging you out once a month for shits and giggles
did we only send albertans to the curling at the olympics or just all of our assholes who aren't in government
February 15, 2026 at 5:18 AM
did we only send albertans to the curling at the olympics or just all of our assholes who aren't in government
✅ vet appointment
✅ mop and vacuum
✅ laundry
✅ lunch and matcha
✅ bad boys marathon started
✅ swim, shower
✅ ikea shopping
✅ bahn mi boys
✅ finish bad boys marathon
A successful valentimes with bestie
✅ mop and vacuum
✅ laundry
✅ lunch and matcha
✅ bad boys marathon started
✅ swim, shower
✅ ikea shopping
✅ bahn mi boys
✅ finish bad boys marathon
A successful valentimes with bestie
February 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
✅ vet appointment
✅ mop and vacuum
✅ laundry
✅ lunch and matcha
✅ bad boys marathon started
✅ swim, shower
✅ ikea shopping
✅ bahn mi boys
✅ finish bad boys marathon
A successful valentimes with bestie
✅ mop and vacuum
✅ laundry
✅ lunch and matcha
✅ bad boys marathon started
✅ swim, shower
✅ ikea shopping
✅ bahn mi boys
✅ finish bad boys marathon
A successful valentimes with bestie
Bestie and I have a tradition where if we are in the same city on Valentine’s Day we get food and marathon the bad boys movies. It’s gonna be a good day.
February 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Bestie and I have a tradition where if we are in the same city on Valentine’s Day we get food and marathon the bad boys movies. It’s gonna be a good day.
My sister sent a meme video to the family group chat about people without kids (me, my brother, his wife) buying kids gifts (messy, loud) like we aren’t doing it on purpose
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
My sister sent a meme video to the family group chat about people without kids (me, my brother, his wife) buying kids gifts (messy, loud) like we aren’t doing it on purpose
Happy Valentine's day. I am showing Watson "Option 1" and "Option 2" (1 layer of blanket, 2 layers of blanket) as he stands on my boobs. Over and over again, option 1? Or option 2?
He slowly moves forward to stand on both boobs. "Option 1 or--UGH your butt smells!!!"
In 15 we are going to the vet
He slowly moves forward to stand on both boobs. "Option 1 or--UGH your butt smells!!!"
In 15 we are going to the vet
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Happy Valentine's day. I am showing Watson "Option 1" and "Option 2" (1 layer of blanket, 2 layers of blanket) as he stands on my boobs. Over and over again, option 1? Or option 2?
He slowly moves forward to stand on both boobs. "Option 1 or--UGH your butt smells!!!"
In 15 we are going to the vet
He slowly moves forward to stand on both boobs. "Option 1 or--UGH your butt smells!!!"
In 15 we are going to the vet