mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
@moonklutz.bsky.social
Your little meow meow, a twice Hugo-nominated nobody, top-ten globally ranked VR speedrunner, and cat lady. mklutz @ ao3/tumblr, moonklutz elsewhere. (she/they)
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Would love if we could stop CHEATING????? Team Canada Get It Together Challenge
Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it
February 16, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Would love if we could stop CHEATING????? Team Canada Get It Together Challenge
everytime i play vr minigolf while singing along to music i just hope my neighbours can't hear me
February 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
everytime i play vr minigolf while singing along to music i just hope my neighbours can't hear me
I have been improving my guest /2nd bath in little ways (small trash can, clear boxes under the sink for people's swim gear, tension rod shower organizer, and now a counter top bin).
I went to dollarama after vet this morning to grab stuff for the counter-top bin: pads, flossers, face wipes, etc.
I went to dollarama after vet this morning to grab stuff for the counter-top bin: pads, flossers, face wipes, etc.
February 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I have been improving my guest /2nd bath in little ways (small trash can, clear boxes under the sink for people's swim gear, tension rod shower organizer, and now a counter top bin).
I went to dollarama after vet this morning to grab stuff for the counter-top bin: pads, flossers, face wipes, etc.
I went to dollarama after vet this morning to grab stuff for the counter-top bin: pads, flossers, face wipes, etc.
youtube.com/shorts/kUDCV... sub radio back at it again with this bop of a cake "short skirt long jacket" parody for my US-american friends
send this to Greg Bovino #parody #ice #minneapolis #politics
YouTube video by Sub-Radio
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February 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
youtube.com/shorts/kUDCV... sub radio back at it again with this bop of a cake "short skirt long jacket" parody for my US-american friends
Love it when the streetcar is stopped at a red light and simply won’t open the doors even after I press the button more than once. Idk who is driving this one but they fucking hate people today.
February 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Love it when the streetcar is stopped at a red light and simply won’t open the doors even after I press the button more than once. Idk who is driving this one but they fucking hate people today.
crunchyroll's kink is logging you out once a month for shits and giggles
February 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
crunchyroll's kink is logging you out once a month for shits and giggles
did we only send albertans to the curling at the olympics or just all of our assholes who aren't in government
February 15, 2026 at 5:18 AM
did we only send albertans to the curling at the olympics or just all of our assholes who aren't in government
✅ vet appointment
✅ mop and vacuum
✅ laundry
✅ lunch and matcha
✅ bad boys marathon started
✅ swim, shower
✅ ikea shopping
✅ bahn mi boys
✅ finish bad boys marathon
A successful valentimes with bestie
✅ mop and vacuum
✅ laundry
✅ lunch and matcha
✅ bad boys marathon started
✅ swim, shower
✅ ikea shopping
✅ bahn mi boys
✅ finish bad boys marathon
A successful valentimes with bestie
February 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
✅ vet appointment
✅ mop and vacuum
✅ laundry
✅ lunch and matcha
✅ bad boys marathon started
✅ swim, shower
✅ ikea shopping
✅ bahn mi boys
✅ finish bad boys marathon
A successful valentimes with bestie
✅ mop and vacuum
✅ laundry
✅ lunch and matcha
✅ bad boys marathon started
✅ swim, shower
✅ ikea shopping
✅ bahn mi boys
✅ finish bad boys marathon
A successful valentimes with bestie
Bestie and I have a tradition where if we are in the same city on Valentine’s Day we get food and marathon the bad boys movies. It’s gonna be a good day.
February 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Bestie and I have a tradition where if we are in the same city on Valentine’s Day we get food and marathon the bad boys movies. It’s gonna be a good day.
My sister sent a meme video to the family group chat about people without kids (me, my brother, his wife) buying kids gifts (messy, loud) like we aren’t doing it on purpose
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
My sister sent a meme video to the family group chat about people without kids (me, my brother, his wife) buying kids gifts (messy, loud) like we aren’t doing it on purpose
Happy Valentine's day. I am showing Watson "Option 1" and "Option 2" (1 layer of blanket, 2 layers of blanket) as he stands on my boobs. Over and over again, option 1? Or option 2?
He slowly moves forward to stand on both boobs. "Option 1 or--UGH your butt smells!!!"
In 15 we are going to the vet
He slowly moves forward to stand on both boobs. "Option 1 or--UGH your butt smells!!!"
In 15 we are going to the vet
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Happy Valentine's day. I am showing Watson "Option 1" and "Option 2" (1 layer of blanket, 2 layers of blanket) as he stands on my boobs. Over and over again, option 1? Or option 2?
He slowly moves forward to stand on both boobs. "Option 1 or--UGH your butt smells!!!"
In 15 we are going to the vet
He slowly moves forward to stand on both boobs. "Option 1 or--UGH your butt smells!!!"
In 15 we are going to the vet
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Hiring a logo designer for my sample comic book. See sample of cover art by @emilyschnall.bsky.social below. (Roarrr!)
If interested, please reply w/ portfolio link. Thx!
If interested, please reply w/ portfolio link. Thx!
February 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Hiring a logo designer for my sample comic book. See sample of cover art by @emilyschnall.bsky.social below. (Roarrr!)
If interested, please reply w/ portfolio link. Thx!
If interested, please reply w/ portfolio link. Thx!
just thinking about platypi
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
just thinking about platypi
Happy 15th birthday to Sherlock and Watson!!! I am doing the annual tradition of opening a box of (old) toys. Sherlock is having a blast. Watson climbed in and just sat on everything.
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Happy 15th birthday to Sherlock and Watson!!! I am doing the annual tradition of opening a box of (old) toys. Sherlock is having a blast. Watson climbed in and just sat on everything.
Being a writer is just decades of "ugh I wish I knew how to write" over and over again until you die
being an artist is just decades of going "ugh I wish I knew how to draw" over and over again until you die
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Being a writer is just decades of "ugh I wish I knew how to write" over and over again until you die
Me @ me: am I just being sensitive and reading too much into this?
Colleague unprompted: so my whole team has noticed and discussed some bullshit on your team, specifically (blah)
Me: oh my god VINDICATION
Colleague unprompted: so my whole team has noticed and discussed some bullshit on your team, specifically (blah)
Me: oh my god VINDICATION
February 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Me @ me: am I just being sensitive and reading too much into this?
Colleague unprompted: so my whole team has noticed and discussed some bullshit on your team, specifically (blah)
Me: oh my god VINDICATION
Colleague unprompted: so my whole team has noticed and discussed some bullshit on your team, specifically (blah)
Me: oh my god VINDICATION
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Wedging this into my narrowest hallway
Kids frantically pushing aside the new Pokemon and Mandalorian LEGO sets in Target to purchase the ANE MÆRSK container vessel
February 13, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Wedging this into my narrowest hallway
Interesting. Something seems wrong here. (It’s Galen. Galen Weston needs to be thrown in jail.)
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Interesting. Something seems wrong here. (It’s Galen. Galen Weston needs to be thrown in jail.)
sometimes i see reaction posts or videos from people who are clearly experiencing a wildly different internet from me. weird tumblr or clock app drama with people and concepts i've never heard of and for which I am glad to have not encountered
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 AM
sometimes i see reaction posts or videos from people who are clearly experiencing a wildly different internet from me. weird tumblr or clock app drama with people and concepts i've never heard of and for which I am glad to have not encountered
Insurance owes me, idk 80% of a $1400 vet bill and I hadn't heard from them. I forwarded it over like heyyyyy what's the status on this one? Classic news: they claim to have never seen it before (I literally forwarded the email of them receiving it) and it'll take an additional 5-6 weeks to process.
February 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Insurance owes me, idk 80% of a $1400 vet bill and I hadn't heard from them. I forwarded it over like heyyyyy what's the status on this one? Classic news: they claim to have never seen it before (I literally forwarded the email of them receiving it) and it'll take an additional 5-6 weeks to process.
On the subway, a group of mostly women: is that a cat??! How old is he? What’s his name? How big is he?
(Blah)
Girl1: I would have a cat if my boyfriend would let me but he’s allergic
It took everything in me not to be like girl ditch the boyfriend they are a dime a dozen. Get a cat.
(Blah)
Girl1: I would have a cat if my boyfriend would let me but he’s allergic
It took everything in me not to be like girl ditch the boyfriend they are a dime a dozen. Get a cat.
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 PM
On the subway, a group of mostly women: is that a cat??! How old is he? What’s his name? How big is he?
(Blah)
Girl1: I would have a cat if my boyfriend would let me but he’s allergic
It took everything in me not to be like girl ditch the boyfriend they are a dime a dozen. Get a cat.
(Blah)
Girl1: I would have a cat if my boyfriend would let me but he’s allergic
It took everything in me not to be like girl ditch the boyfriend they are a dime a dozen. Get a cat.
There is something about me that makes strangers on the TTC think I speak Cantonese or Mandarin and I regret to inform you that I speak neither and I don’t know which part of Dundas is east or west, only which direction we are heading in.
February 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
There is something about me that makes strangers on the TTC think I speak Cantonese or Mandarin and I regret to inform you that I speak neither and I don’t know which part of Dundas is east or west, only which direction we are heading in.
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So I’m BACK ON MY BS. I added ~500 words to the draft Monday and another 1,800 tonight. Finally feeling like the writers block might finally leave me alone for a little while 😭😭😭🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 AM
So I’m BACK ON MY BS. I added ~500 words to the draft Monday and another 1,800 tonight. Finally feeling like the writers block might finally leave me alone for a little while 😭😭😭🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
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hmmmmm. . . .so what're we watching until #FrostFatales 2026 is on??
Frost Fatales 2026 is coming to a screen near you March 8-15! 💛💜
Frost Fatales 2026 is coming to a screen near you March 8-15! 💛💜
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
hmmmmm. . . .so what're we watching until #FrostFatales 2026 is on??
Frost Fatales 2026 is coming to a screen near you March 8-15! 💛💜
Frost Fatales 2026 is coming to a screen near you March 8-15! 💛💜
You ever suddenly get a huge burst of energy at 8 pm and take out the recycling, shave a bunch of clothes, empty old clothes from your closet into a bag and take them to donation, then make a separate trip for all your recycling? No? Just me?
February 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
You ever suddenly get a huge burst of energy at 8 pm and take out the recycling, shave a bunch of clothes, empty old clothes from your closet into a bag and take them to donation, then make a separate trip for all your recycling? No? Just me?