mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
@moonklutz.bsky.social
Your little meow meow, a twice Hugo-nominated nobody, top-ten globally ranked VR speedrunner, and sometimes podcast personality. mklutz @ ao3/tumblr, moonklutz elsewhere. (she/they)
I think I forgot to show everyone but here is my pink christmas tree (6 feet the way men say 6 feet and mean 170cm) which has to live locked in the library away from sherlock
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I think I forgot to show everyone but here is my pink christmas tree (6 feet the way men say 6 feet and mean 170cm) which has to live locked in the library away from sherlock
I use this instead of a loofa or cloth! It gently exfoliates and you can get your whole back without struggling. This has helped a lot!!
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I use this instead of a loofa or cloth! It gently exfoliates and you can get your whole back without struggling. This has helped a lot!!
she knows he's cursed but somehow hasn't put 2 + telepathy together to realize he is the horse
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
she knows he's cursed but somehow hasn't put 2 + telepathy together to realize he is the horse
it's not that she's small, it's that the horse is this size
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
it's not that she's small, it's that the horse is this size
Sherlock is allowing chores but only if I keep petting her
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Sherlock is allowing chores but only if I keep petting her
for years I have used the same apple watch face and do not understand why anyone uses any other face but guys they made a gay version of it so I did update to the gay version
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
for years I have used the same apple watch face and do not understand why anyone uses any other face but guys they made a gay version of it so I did update to the gay version
them: why are newspapers dying?
Bloomberg:
Bloomberg:
October 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
them: why are newspapers dying?
Bloomberg:
Bloomberg:
A face that say I can’t believe I have to nap under these conditions (me running the robot vac/mop)
October 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A face that say I can’t believe I have to nap under these conditions (me running the robot vac/mop)
Watson, a slut who bared his chest and then got naked pretty early this morning.
October 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Watson, a slut who bared his chest and then got naked pretty early this morning.
I have been buying and making this the night before:
October 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I have been buying and making this the night before:
The neurodivergent urge to have three drinks at all times
October 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The neurodivergent urge to have three drinks at all times
Cat tax of Mr kohro noballs and clinic staffers Bart (black and white) and lisa (brown and white).
October 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Cat tax of Mr kohro noballs and clinic staffers Bart (black and white) and lisa (brown and white).
A lot of people don't know if they got tickets or not. (If you have an email of tickets, you're good. If not... ????????)
The winner was supposed to be announced Monday by noon, but the website still shows this:
The winner was supposed to be announced Monday by noon, but the website still shows this:
September 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A lot of people don't know if they got tickets or not. (If you have an email of tickets, you're good. If not... ????????)
The winner was supposed to be announced Monday by noon, but the website still shows this:
The winner was supposed to be announced Monday by noon, but the website still shows this:
You think I came here to fuck around??
September 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You think I came here to fuck around??
Yeah man no kidding. #JFLTO #DropoutImprov
September 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Yeah man no kidding. #JFLTO #DropoutImprov
I’m doing a lot of chores this morning but he thinks we should take a nap. Alas, no napping during vac/mop sessions, Watson.
September 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’m doing a lot of chores this morning but he thinks we should take a nap. Alas, no napping during vac/mop sessions, Watson.
Why sit IN the doughnut when you can sit ON the doughnut, asks Watson, local resident.
September 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Why sit IN the doughnut when you can sit ON the doughnut, asks Watson, local resident.
This is the face of a monster, Bella.
September 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is the face of a monster, Bella.
This province needs the NDP in a big way but the NDP are kneecapping themselves in just astounding ways
September 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This province needs the NDP in a big way but the NDP are kneecapping themselves in just astounding ways
Sherlock: yeah what IF
September 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sherlock: yeah what IF
My outfit has no pockets. Remembered I have this uselessly small but very cute cat purse. Guess what? It fits one presto card and keys perfectly.
September 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My outfit has no pockets. Remembered I have this uselessly small but very cute cat purse. Guess what? It fits one presto card and keys perfectly.
Not allowed to go anywhere or do anything because he is very comfy
September 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Not allowed to go anywhere or do anything because he is very comfy
Update: it was four containers, not three. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
September 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Update: it was four containers, not three. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me: hey I don’t need any side wasabi or ginger. Just a little extra soy sauce please.
Restaurant: got it.
Restaurant: got it.
September 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Me: hey I don’t need any side wasabi or ginger. Just a little extra soy sauce please.
Restaurant: got it.
Restaurant: got it.