Just Mook
@mook-xc.bsky.social
Web dev, caregiver, ally, all-around supporter of silliness.
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Just Mook
@mook-xc.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Call me old fashioned, because I'm full of bourbon and bitterness.
Christians have been left on read for over 2,000 years and they're still thinking it's gonna work out.
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Christians have been left on read for over 2,000 years and they're still thinking it's gonna work out.
Christianity is the original dating apps experience. You hung out, thought it seemed great, Jesus said I'll be back let's do this again, and peaced out.
The father, the son, and the you got holy ghosted.
The father, the son, and the you got holy ghosted.
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Christianity is the original dating apps experience. You hung out, thought it seemed great, Jesus said I'll be back let's do this again, and peaced out.
The father, the son, and the you got holy ghosted.
The father, the son, and the you got holy ghosted.
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my incubus prefers to be the little spoon
August 30, 2025 at 11:31 AM
my incubus prefers to be the little spoon
Funnily enough, the top in a cleaning kink relationship is also called a Scrub Daddy.
July 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Funnily enough, the top in a cleaning kink relationship is also called a Scrub Daddy.
Chili's is releasing a line of cowboy boots.
My first thought was "Who would buy those!?" followed immediately by. "I probably don't want to know."
My first thought was "Who would buy those!?" followed immediately by. "I probably don't want to know."
July 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Chili's is releasing a line of cowboy boots.
My first thought was "Who would buy those!?" followed immediately by. "I probably don't want to know."
My first thought was "Who would buy those!?" followed immediately by. "I probably don't want to know."
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meeps me like you meep it
July 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
meeps me like you meep it
While spooning.
🎵🎵 If you feel it and you like it back it up! 🎵🎵
🎵🎵 If you feel it and you like it back it up! 🎵🎵
June 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
While spooning.
🎵🎵 If you feel it and you like it back it up! 🎵🎵
🎵🎵 If you feel it and you like it back it up! 🎵🎵
Because of course Manscaped is the sponsor for Team USA Dodgeball.
May 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Because of course Manscaped is the sponsor for Team USA Dodgeball.
Watching old live videos of Jethro Tull answers the question
"What if a coked up metal band played at a Renaissance Festival?"
"What if a coked up metal band played at a Renaissance Festival?"
May 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Watching old live videos of Jethro Tull answers the question
"What if a coked up metal band played at a Renaissance Festival?"
"What if a coked up metal band played at a Renaissance Festival?"
The age of men looks like it's ending. Anyone got an in to Rivendell?
May 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The age of men looks like it's ending. Anyone got an in to Rivendell?
What if we kissed at the continental breakfast buffet?
May 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
What if we kissed at the continental breakfast buffet?
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just in time for summer: saltwater taffy you can wear
May 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
just in time for summer: saltwater taffy you can wear
'Ey! Tell yo mother I said Happy Mother's Day!
May 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
'Ey! Tell yo mother I said Happy Mother's Day!
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An art school for toddlers called “crap with crayons”.
May 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
An art school for toddlers called “crap with crayons”.
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you’ll sleep when you’re dead? that’s nice. i probably won’t
May 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
you’ll sleep when you’re dead? that’s nice. i probably won’t
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coffee you are really good
coffee give me morning would
coffee give me morning would
May 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
coffee you are really good
coffee give me morning would
coffee give me morning would
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why yes..
my buffoonary is subliminal you're welcome,love
my buffoonary is subliminal you're welcome,love
May 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
why yes..
my buffoonary is subliminal you're welcome,love
my buffoonary is subliminal you're welcome,love
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I come from a long line of very tired people
May 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I come from a long line of very tired people
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them: you’re absolutely glowing
me: ty it’s my incandescent rage
me: ty it’s my incandescent rage
May 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
them: you’re absolutely glowing
me: ty it’s my incandescent rage
me: ty it’s my incandescent rage
I never realized how much I rub my eyes until the eye doctor told me not to rub my eyes.
May 9, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I never realized how much I rub my eyes until the eye doctor told me not to rub my eyes.
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Why is it called glue stick and not sticky stick?
May 9, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Why is it called glue stick and not sticky stick?
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Logged into vivino and did a couple of wine ratings …
“Earthy and girthy” was one of them, and incidentally, that’s also how I like my men.
“Earthy and girthy” was one of them, and incidentally, that’s also how I like my men.
May 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Logged into vivino and did a couple of wine ratings …
“Earthy and girthy” was one of them, and incidentally, that’s also how I like my men.
“Earthy and girthy” was one of them, and incidentally, that’s also how I like my men.
What wine pairs best with a sausage mcgriddle?
May 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
What wine pairs best with a sausage mcgriddle?
There's a universe where Doritos are a weight loss food; but the cicadas are probably flesh eating. So, you know, pros and cons.
May 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There's a universe where Doritos are a weight loss food; but the cicadas are probably flesh eating. So, you know, pros and cons.