The Exalted Monsignor Erasmus IX
@monsignorerasmus.bsky.social
I've been alive forever
And I wrote the very first joke
I put the set up and the punchline together
I am comedy
And I write the jokes.
Prove me wrong
And I wrote the very first joke
I put the set up and the punchline together
I am comedy
And I write the jokes.
Prove me wrong
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4 more days of this insipid gaudy horseshit and its back to freezing to death in the wilderness without all this forced cheeriness
December 22, 2025 at 8:25 AM
4 more days of this insipid gaudy horseshit and its back to freezing to death in the wilderness without all this forced cheeriness
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Donovan Metayer, a survivor of the 2018 Parkland school shooting in Florida, died by suicide at age 26 on Dec. 15. Even after a mental health hold, he was allowed to purchase the gun with which he ended his life.
December 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Donovan Metayer, a survivor of the 2018 Parkland school shooting in Florida, died by suicide at age 26 on Dec. 15. Even after a mental health hold, he was allowed to purchase the gun with which he ended his life.
"White men can't jump...
But they sure own everything."
David D Hunter.
But they sure own everything."
David D Hunter.
December 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
"White men can't jump...
But they sure own everything."
David D Hunter.
But they sure own everything."
David D Hunter.
I like you fuckin people,😃
December 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I like you fuckin people,😃
DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK TO TWITTER TO TELL RON PERLMAN HES A GOOD FUCKING ACTOR!!!
ONE OF YOU SONS-A-BITCHES DO IT FOR ME!
ONE OF YOU SONS-A-BITCHES DO IT FOR ME!
December 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK TO TWITTER TO TELL RON PERLMAN HES A GOOD FUCKING ACTOR!!!
ONE OF YOU SONS-A-BITCHES DO IT FOR ME!
ONE OF YOU SONS-A-BITCHES DO IT FOR ME!
Does anyone else get pissed when they do typos on a good skeet?
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Does anyone else get pissed when they do typos on a good skeet?
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if you were a real friend, you would have tried my homemade monster energy drink
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
if you were a real friend, you would have tried my homemade monster energy drink
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
@ghosthardware05.bsky.social asi es carnal! Thanks for the follow.
December 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
@ghosthardware05.bsky.social asi es carnal! Thanks for the follow.
Show me a mutherfucka who gets out of all this shit unscathed,
And I'll show you a mutherfucka who didn't give a shit in the first place!
And I'll show you a mutherfucka who didn't give a shit in the first place!
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Show me a mutherfucka who gets out of all this shit unscathed,
And I'll show you a mutherfucka who didn't give a shit in the first place!
And I'll show you a mutherfucka who didn't give a shit in the first place!
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December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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@mattlech.bsky.social
Hey happy druid solstice, im a 175 pound fan.
And look forward to more cool literary info.
And sinister left wing adjitprop.
Hey happy druid solstice, im a 175 pound fan.
And look forward to more cool literary info.
And sinister left wing adjitprop.
December 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
@mattlech.bsky.social
Hey happy druid solstice, im a 175 pound fan.
And look forward to more cool literary info.
And sinister left wing adjitprop.
Hey happy druid solstice, im a 175 pound fan.
And look forward to more cool literary info.
And sinister left wing adjitprop.
"Our guy"
in celebration of his life we will watch his vast film library, that is filled with much needed joy, humor, wonder and hope.
"Their guy"
If you quote him accurately, we will get you fired and actively seek your financial ruin!
in celebration of his life we will watch his vast film library, that is filled with much needed joy, humor, wonder and hope.
"Their guy"
If you quote him accurately, we will get you fired and actively seek your financial ruin!
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"Our guy"
in celebration of his life we will watch his vast film library, that is filled with much needed joy, humor, wonder and hope.
"Their guy"
If you quote him accurately, we will get you fired and actively seek your financial ruin!
in celebration of his life we will watch his vast film library, that is filled with much needed joy, humor, wonder and hope.
"Their guy"
If you quote him accurately, we will get you fired and actively seek your financial ruin!
Joe Rogan is suck a bootlicker, he's got athletes tounge.
December 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Joe Rogan is suck a bootlicker, he's got athletes tounge.
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7 Dems voted for this
Cuellar-TX
Davis-NC
Gillen-NY
Golden-ME
Gonzalez-TX
Gray-CA
Perez-WA
Cuellar-TX
Davis-NC
Gillen-NY
Golden-ME
Gonzalez-TX
Gray-CA
Perez-WA
December 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
7 Dems voted for this
Cuellar-TX
Davis-NC
Gillen-NY
Golden-ME
Gonzalez-TX
Gray-CA
Perez-WA
Cuellar-TX
Davis-NC
Gillen-NY
Golden-ME
Gonzalez-TX
Gray-CA
Perez-WA
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I've seen lots of acceleration due to the use of AI: acceleration of inequality, acceleration of climate catastrophe, acceleration of slop, acceleration of trust collapse, acceleration of scams, acceleration of model collapsed acceleration of misinformation, acceleration of drought
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I've seen lots of acceleration due to the use of AI: acceleration of inequality, acceleration of climate catastrophe, acceleration of slop, acceleration of trust collapse, acceleration of scams, acceleration of model collapsed acceleration of misinformation, acceleration of drought
Remember when we all loved Capaybaras and sloths?
December 17, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Remember when we all loved Capaybaras and sloths?
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7 Dems joined House Republicans in voting for a bill that would enable ICE agents to strip search 12-year-olds.
Henry Cuellar (TX-28)
Don Davis (NC-01)
Laura Gillen (NY-04)
Jared Golden (ME-02)
Vicente Gonzalez (TX-34)
Adam Gray (CA-13)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA-03)
Henry Cuellar (TX-28)
Don Davis (NC-01)
Laura Gillen (NY-04)
Jared Golden (ME-02)
Vicente Gonzalez (TX-34)
Adam Gray (CA-13)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA-03)
December 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
7 Dems joined House Republicans in voting for a bill that would enable ICE agents to strip search 12-year-olds.
Henry Cuellar (TX-28)
Don Davis (NC-01)
Laura Gillen (NY-04)
Jared Golden (ME-02)
Vicente Gonzalez (TX-34)
Adam Gray (CA-13)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA-03)
Henry Cuellar (TX-28)
Don Davis (NC-01)
Laura Gillen (NY-04)
Jared Golden (ME-02)
Vicente Gonzalez (TX-34)
Adam Gray (CA-13)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA-03)
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Once you have access to everything you want, you start wanting things you're not allowed access to
Eat the rich
Eat the rich
December 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Once you have access to everything you want, you start wanting things you're not allowed access to
Eat the rich
Eat the rich
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
Post this to a hundred friends or the printer will run out of ink (afterwards, but still a pain in the ass).
I have to print various papers tonight
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Post this to a hundred friends or the printer will run out of ink (afterwards, but still a pain in the ass).
The bag of pigshit is missing!
By the way, this happening is proof that orange Julius isn't all there enough to stop it.
They're trying to distance themselves.
After all a golden parachute isn't any good if you land in a pit of angry tigers.
Shouldn't have dug the pit in the first place.
By the way, this happening is proof that orange Julius isn't all there enough to stop it.
They're trying to distance themselves.
After all a golden parachute isn't any good if you land in a pit of angry tigers.
Shouldn't have dug the pit in the first place.
This is a photo from the Vanity Fair article. Notice how they have to arrange it so Stephen Miller is on the end, so it isn’t obvious that there is no reflection of him on the mirrored table.🧛
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The bag of pigshit is missing!
By the way, this happening is proof that orange Julius isn't all there enough to stop it.
They're trying to distance themselves.
After all a golden parachute isn't any good if you land in a pit of angry tigers.
Shouldn't have dug the pit in the first place.
By the way, this happening is proof that orange Julius isn't all there enough to stop it.
They're trying to distance themselves.
After all a golden parachute isn't any good if you land in a pit of angry tigers.
Shouldn't have dug the pit in the first place.
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congress: lucy w football
judicial: calvinball
executive: hagar the horrible
🤣🌊🤣🌊👊🔥
judicial: calvinball
executive: hagar the horrible
🤣🌊🤣🌊👊🔥
December 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
congress: lucy w football
judicial: calvinball
executive: hagar the horrible
🤣🌊🤣🌊👊🔥
judicial: calvinball
executive: hagar the horrible
🤣🌊🤣🌊👊🔥
I just heard that Qanon thinks the events events that happened in Derry Maine in 1985 really happened.
Does anyone know about that shit.
I recently moved to little tall Island and I am actually frightened.
Seriously Does anyone got the info on this?
Does anyone know about that shit.
I recently moved to little tall Island and I am actually frightened.
Seriously Does anyone got the info on this?
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I just heard that Qanon thinks the events events that happened in Derry Maine in 1985 really happened.
Does anyone know about that shit.
I recently moved to little tall Island and I am actually frightened.
Seriously Does anyone got the info on this?
Does anyone know about that shit.
I recently moved to little tall Island and I am actually frightened.
Seriously Does anyone got the info on this?