monkeybar.bsky.social
@monkeybar.bsky.social
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I don’t even know why I stopped using this in the first place? Good GOD it’s nice to be in a digital space with other real human beings.

Can someone give a Cliff Notes of what went down here over the last year? Tea, dev notes, big memes, whatever is best please
November 11, 2024 at 10:49 PM
#Ghosts funniest episode ever "The Work Retreat"
November 11, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Quincy Jones, the music titan who worked with everyone from Frank Sinatra to Michael Jackson, has died. He was 91
Quincy Jones, music titan who worked with everyone from Frank Sinatra to Michael Jackson, dies at 91
Over the past 60 years, it was hard to find someone in the music, television or movie industries who did not have some connection to Jones.
www.detroitnews.com
November 4, 2024 at 12:25 PM
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my bluesky switch has gone mostly well. definitely using it more than twitter. but once every couple days i make a post and today it accidentally went viral and now i have a million 21 year olds quote tweeting me about growth mindset. i need my phone to electrocute me if i open x, the everything app
November 2, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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It takes a special kind of - let's be kind and call it self-confidence - to set out to mansplain a Margaret Atwood novel to Margaret Atwood:
November 2, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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so many ppl have left twitter they should call it ex
November 1, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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OK, so this was shockingly successful. I wrote 20, 30 "poems" tonight off one-word prompts, which included "love," "quagmire," "cerulean," "witch," "earth" . . . but my favorite was Orioles, written for a young neighbor I have known 22 years.

Orioles
Hope in Spring
Despair in Autumn
November 1, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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Happy Halloween from Brooklyn. The 9 year old says he got no bad candy. I told him that was bc the candy was dispensed by Gen Xers still traumatized by the memory of circus peanuts, those weird peanut butter candies in orange and black wrappings, loose handfuls of candy corn, and dirty pennies
November 1, 2024 at 1:32 AM
ONE trick-or-treater.
Halloween 2024 🎃
November 1, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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We are once again offering "candy and/or a potato" this Halloween, and I'm VERY pleased to report that one mom just asked her kid, "Is this the potato house you were looking for?!"
October 31, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Trump works one shift at McDonald's. Its stock price drops, and it becomes infected with E. Coli.
October 25, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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NBC: What reproductive rights concessions would be on the table to get Republican votes? Religious exemptions?

KAMALA HARRIS: I don't think we should be making concessions when we are talking about a fundamental freedom to make decisions about your own body
October 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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October 23, 2024 at 11:46 AM
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a guide on how to enjoy: LEAF 🍂
October 23, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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All criticism of Bluesky from former Twitter alumni can be boiled down to, 'why aren't people paying more attention to me?'
October 22, 2024 at 8:34 AM
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I'm here :3
October 23, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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crazy how good a social media platform can be when it’s not run by a lunatic
October 22, 2024 at 6:25 AM
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bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir

me: I’m not a giraffe

bartender: I know I’m just telling you
October 22, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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Walz: "Elon's on that stage, jumping around, skipping like a dipshit" (via Acyn)
October 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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USE HASHTAGS ON BLUESKY THIS ISN'T TWITTER

PEOPLE WILL FIND YOUR STUFF THROUGH HAAAASSSSSHHHTTTTAGS

PLEASEEEEEEE
October 22, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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there's plenty of arguing on here but what people mean when they say it's an echo chamber is that people aren't fighting about the things THEY want to fight about, like whether trans people are human, should those swarthy people stay out of my country, are white people the true victims, phrenology,
September 22, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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Everyday Americans explain why they subscribe to The Onion's print edition. Join America's Finest Membership here:
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October 22, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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Bruce Springsteen will headline Thursday's Harris-Obama rally in Atlanta, kicking off a series of concerts in battleground states
Bruce Springsteen to headline Thursday’s Harris-Obama rally in Atlanta
Bruce Springsteen’s concert is part of a wave of new efforts by Democrats to pump up early voting turnout in Georgia amid a tight presidential race.
www.ajc.com
October 22, 2024 at 3:03 PM