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janitor at the Gatorade Sports Science Institute who stuns all the lab technicians when they find "salt + sugar + water = yum" written on the whiteboard the next morning
February 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
janitor at the Gatorade Sports Science Institute who stuns all the lab technicians when they find "salt + sugar + water = yum" written on the whiteboard the next morning
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If you're trying to find Waldo you're a cop
February 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
If you're trying to find Waldo you're a cop
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February 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory)
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 PM
potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory)
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today has been an amazing day for refreshing webpages
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
today has been an amazing day for refreshing webpages
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AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
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I love being wise to tactics
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I love being wise to tactics
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TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
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so funny this immediately happens when software companies can’t pretend that ai was anything more than money moving between 10 different companies over and over and doesn’t lead to any real growth
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 PM
so funny this immediately happens when software companies can’t pretend that ai was anything more than money moving between 10 different companies over and over and doesn’t lead to any real growth
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i don't understand these newfangled 240 Hz monitors. 60 Hz was good enough for my grand pappy's flight simulator 2000, it was good enough for my pap's asteroid and pac man, by golly it's still good enough for me
January 29, 2026 at 5:45 PM
i don't understand these newfangled 240 Hz monitors. 60 Hz was good enough for my grand pappy's flight simulator 2000, it was good enough for my pap's asteroid and pac man, by golly it's still good enough for me
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Barking at 3 AM (PRANK)
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Barking at 3 AM (PRANK)
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"People with French"
January 27, 2026 at 9:19 PM
"People with French"
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if your retirement plan is having 10 sons and one god, the sun, you might be a redneck. If your idea of gun control is total obedience to the pharaoh as the sole mortal emanation of Aten and fountainhead of all power over life and death among men, you might be a redneck
atenist jeff foxworthy where "redneck" signifies fear of & loyalty to the single true god, Aten of the two horizons
January 27, 2026 at 1:30 AM
if your retirement plan is having 10 sons and one god, the sun, you might be a redneck. If your idea of gun control is total obedience to the pharaoh as the sole mortal emanation of Aten and fountainhead of all power over life and death among men, you might be a redneck
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i love watching the snow plow going past my apartment. yaaaaay watch my taxes go to work wheeeee
January 25, 2026 at 4:46 PM
i love watching the snow plow going past my apartment. yaaaaay watch my taxes go to work wheeeee
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Kyle Rittenhouse was on Infowars the day after the Renee Good shooting saying he had heard on X that Renee was putting cigarettes out on her kids. This wasn't true. This is a government by and for school shooters and their apologists.
Remembering how cops tossed Kyle Rittenhouse - who was open carrying a semiautomatic rifle - a bottle of water and told him, “We appreciate you… we really do”
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Kyle Rittenhouse was on Infowars the day after the Renee Good shooting saying he had heard on X that Renee was putting cigarettes out on her kids. This wasn't true. This is a government by and for school shooters and their apologists.
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i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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rented a car in Wales and the guy said "remember, here we drive only on the left, and pass on the right" no adjustment needed brother, I am a bmw owner
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 AM
rented a car in Wales and the guy said "remember, here we drive only on the left, and pass on the right" no adjustment needed brother, I am a bmw owner
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i totally understand an instinctual desire to destroy any stupid bullshit this guy strings together
January 23, 2026 at 6:54 PM
i totally understand an instinctual desire to destroy any stupid bullshit this guy strings together
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ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 PM
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
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i’m at a bar and they’re playing heated rivalry and there’s a big crowd of people and they’re cheering and hollering i did not realize the extent of this shows powers
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i’m at a bar and they’re playing heated rivalry and there’s a big crowd of people and they’re cheering and hollering i did not realize the extent of this shows powers
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