MJ Borrowerman
@modernbridesickos.bsky.social
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“There are many who do not know they are fascists but will find it out when the time comes.”
- Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls
- Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
“There are many who do not know they are fascists but will find it out when the time comes.”
- Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls
- Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls
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Reading this in Orson Welles' voice
From skibidi to rizz, why the internet loves slang on.ft.com/461rfBk | opinion
From skibidi to rizz, why the internet loves slang
The online engagement treadmill deliberately pushes niche language into the mainstream
on.ft.com
September 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Reading this in Orson Welles' voice
Wake up babe, new kind of pretendian just dropped
Another key thing: Gabbard has *no* South Asian ancestry. Nobody in her family does! They’re all just members of this cult & fetishize their version of Hinduism. She regularly blurs this line and lets people misinterpret her first name to imply that she’s a member of our communities, but she is not.
Just a reminder that our soon-to-be Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, has been a member of a bizarre pseudo-Hindu anti-LGBTQ cult since childhood, and remains active in it today. Thread 1/11
January 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Wake up babe, new kind of pretendian just dropped
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I’m not saying virgins shouldn’t be allowed to take part in public discourse, but come on
December 12, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I’m not saying virgins shouldn’t be allowed to take part in public discourse, but come on
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I like when Harrison Ford gets paid a big stinky paycheck because you know exactly where that money is going: comical amounts of weed and a small plane or helicopter that he will crash in a golf course
December 11, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I like when Harrison Ford gets paid a big stinky paycheck because you know exactly where that money is going: comical amounts of weed and a small plane or helicopter that he will crash in a golf course
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NYT: How Gen Z Killed the Art of the Manifesto
December 10, 2024 at 10:11 PM
NYT: How Gen Z Killed the Art of the Manifesto
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Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas
November 29, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas
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hi thanks i'd rather listen to a pipe organ fed into a wood chipper
December 2, 2024 at 10:56 PM
hi thanks i'd rather listen to a pipe organ fed into a wood chipper
evidently it is cannibalism week over on the knowledge network
December 1, 2024 at 8:26 AM
evidently it is cannibalism week over on the knowledge network
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My first job at Philly Inquirer included managing scores of dried, carved and stuffed frogs in editor Gene Roberts’ office. After I passed probation and joined the Newspaper Guild, Gene’s assistant asked me to touch them up again, but I said, “no ma’am, I’m in the union now; I don’t do frogs”
December 1, 2024 at 12:38 AM
My first job at Philly Inquirer included managing scores of dried, carved and stuffed frogs in editor Gene Roberts’ office. After I passed probation and joined the Newspaper Guild, Gene’s assistant asked me to touch them up again, but I said, “no ma’am, I’m in the union now; I don’t do frogs”
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New Friend (feat. Brian Fiddyment)
November 11, 2024 at 10:59 PM
New Friend (feat. Brian Fiddyment)
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Mom: i dont like all those weed stores on the highway that are all lit up. It makes me uncomfortable
Me: comfort is a prison that instills weakness
Mom: remember the other day when you asked why youre single?
Me: comfort is a prison that instills weakness
Mom: remember the other day when you asked why youre single?
November 29, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Mom: i dont like all those weed stores on the highway that are all lit up. It makes me uncomfortable
Me: comfort is a prison that instills weakness
Mom: remember the other day when you asked why youre single?
Me: comfort is a prison that instills weakness
Mom: remember the other day when you asked why youre single?
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Spotify entering everyone’s “Kendrick Not Like Us” searches into evidence
November 26, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Spotify entering everyone’s “Kendrick Not Like Us” searches into evidence
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if you set your database browser font to Comic Sans it's less serious when you accidentally drop a table. follow for more development tips
November 25, 2024 at 5:34 PM
if you set your database browser font to Comic Sans it's less serious when you accidentally drop a table. follow for more development tips
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Meet me in the cheese ball aisle if you wanna get your ass beat
November 23, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Meet me in the cheese ball aisle if you wanna get your ass beat
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(to gas station attendant) hey man how’s it going. How do I set the pump to sips again? If I wanna drink some little sips? Sips don’t cost
June 16, 2023 at 4:34 PM
(to gas station attendant) hey man how’s it going. How do I set the pump to sips again? If I wanna drink some little sips? Sips don’t cost
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Before you ask, yeah i jumpered around the circuit breaker first 😎
November 23, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Before you ask, yeah i jumpered around the circuit breaker first 😎