Moby Mick
@moby-ick.bsky.social
Call me stupid all you want, you can’t hurt me with the truth.
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Moby Mick
@moby-ick.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Only the true king of England can unclog my toilet.
Veterans Day is weird for me because I love having days off, but I also love disrespecting the troops.
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Veterans Day is weird for me because I love having days off, but I also love disrespecting the troops.
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now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
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the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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Inshallah, brother, New York’s long white boy winter is over
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Inshallah, brother, New York’s long white boy winter is over
State department updates refugee guidelines to prioritize Italian New Yorkers for resettlement
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
State department updates refugee guidelines to prioritize Italian New Yorkers for resettlement
The Italians have officially been dethroned
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The Italians have officially been dethroned
It’s nice to see my cousins at weddings because we all have hereditary giant heads and we can commiserate about it
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It’s nice to see my cousins at weddings because we all have hereditary giant heads and we can commiserate about it
If you haven’t done your Duolingo today, here’s your reminder
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If you haven’t done your Duolingo today, here’s your reminder
Fentanyl-folding outside my house to scare away solar panel salespeople
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Fentanyl-folding outside my house to scare away solar panel salespeople
They did surgery on my butt today, so I’m going as a guy on oxy for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
They did surgery on my butt today, so I’m going as a guy on oxy for Halloween
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"I don't understand why some people go on about the music for Peter & The Wolf being provocative."
"No, it's Prokofiev."
"That's what I said."
"No, it's Prokofiev."
"That's what I said."
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"I don't understand why some people go on about the music for Peter & The Wolf being provocative."
"No, it's Prokofiev."
"That's what I said."
"No, it's Prokofiev."
"That's what I said."
Oh, you love purity tests? Well my DNA analysis came back and I only have six great grandparents. How’s THAT for pure, libtard?
October 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Oh, you love purity tests? Well my DNA analysis came back and I only have six great grandparents. How’s THAT for pure, libtard?
Every time Gavin Newson opens his asshole with teeth, I get a new batch of transphobes to block.
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Every time Gavin Newson opens his asshole with teeth, I get a new batch of transphobes to block.
JK Rowling’s name in the Harry Potter world would be Effluvia N.D. Tullet
October 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
JK Rowling’s name in the Harry Potter world would be Effluvia N.D. Tullet
Hello I am a conservative influencer and today I am going to bully ten grandmas into telling me that my life is without value and go home and jerk off about it. I make two million dollars a year.
October 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Hello I am a conservative influencer and today I am going to bully ten grandmas into telling me that my life is without value and go home and jerk off about it. I make two million dollars a year.
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Antifa circumcised me
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Antifa circumcised me
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I do not need LinkedIn games to tell me that I’m smarter than 90% of CEOs
October 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I do not need LinkedIn games to tell me that I’m smarter than 90% of CEOs
I understand that I’m not the most popular guy, but the horse I rode in on deserves better than this treatment
October 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I understand that I’m not the most popular guy, but the horse I rode in on deserves better than this treatment
It’s technically only Frankenstein if it’s from the mad scientist region of France, otherwise it’s just a sparkling monster.
October 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
It’s technically only Frankenstein if it’s from the mad scientist region of France, otherwise it’s just a sparkling monster.
Frankenstein’s Monster Energy
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Frankenstein’s Monster Energy
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Terrifying news: AI has reached the level of intelligence of the average police officer.
“An artificial intelligence system apparently mistook a high school student’s bag of Doritos for a firearm and called local police to tell them the pupil was armed.”
US student handcuffed after AI system apparently mistook bag of chips for firearm
Baltimore county high schools have gun detection system that alerts police if it sees what it deems suspicious
www.theguardian.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Terrifying news: AI has reached the level of intelligence of the average police officer.
Oh, you want to play devil’s advocate? Have you ever considered playing in traffic?
October 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Oh, you want to play devil’s advocate? Have you ever considered playing in traffic?
Very glad to see that I’m in the “wow you look great” category of this fifteen year reunion.
October 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Very glad to see that I’m in the “wow you look great” category of this fifteen year reunion.