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Mike K. From MDR
@mkurfis.bsky.social
ACL 2-timer who skis, kicks soccer balls on turf and golf courses, drives a boxy unicorn, drinks whisk(e)y and beer, loves dogs, and enjoys sportsball teams from Portland and Pittsburgh and Vermont (my point of origin) and Oviedo. Also, alpine ski racing.
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Since I'm spending a little more time here, I thought I'd put this out there for my ACL fam going through it:
I believe in you. You can do this. You will be back, better than ever. #ACLcomeback #ACLrecovery #ACLrehab #ACLsurgery
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Y'all, I'm sad. My favorite Vegas brewery is closing next month. If you're going there soon, go visit HUDL for me. Their beers are amazing.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"Wait. You tore your ACL just last season? You don't ski any different. Maybe better. Wow." - one of my ski patrol's senior trainers, when he was prepping me for the NSP Senior S&T eval in 2010.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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"Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea" -- @davelevitan.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Not Kenough after all, it seems
BREAKING #NWSL NEWS: The Portland Thorns have fired head coach Rob Gale.

The Thorns finished third this season and made the semifinals. Results were up and down, although they also dealt with lots of key absences.
Sources: Portland Thorns fire coach Rob Gale
The Portland Thorns have fired head coach Rob Gale, multiple sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
8 loads of laundry was all it took for the replacement drain pump to fail. I don't get it. Previous replacement lasted I think 2 years, which is still dogshit. Not putting up with that anymore. I won't get to see it crushed or whatever, so will have to settle for imagining this happening to it:
a white washing machine with the word thinkiules on the bottom left
Alt: A white washing machine self-destructing after a brick was tossed in the drum while presumably running the spin cycle somehow with the door removed
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What movie takes place from where you’re from.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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This is Teena. She has heard your cotton ball jokes and is not impressed. 12/10 (IG: bichon_punta)
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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RiP Jimmy Cliff.

#rctid #ptfcmoderates

(hope this is still hanging in Alvas Powell’s garage)
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Joining @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social at the top of the 6ET to discuss this article I wrote last night. www.thebulwark.com/p/what-ameri...
What Americans Should Understand About the Military Disobeying Illegal Orders
And why it matters there are two military oaths.
www.thebulwark.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Okay I’m just gonna post Jim Rockford voice messages for the next 24 hours

“Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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In the middle of a nursing shortage, while he's also busy deporting nursing staff and blocking visas for even more nursing staff
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
😳
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
At some point, you stop replacing drain pumps in a 12-year-old washing machine and replace the whole goddamn thing, right?
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Happy gotcha day, big fella!
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Curaçao becomes the smallest country ever to qualify for the World Cup!

Less than 200k people! Unbelievable!
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Great news that the Senate has passed the bill forcing the DOJ to release its Epstein file. Now Bondi must comply. But our work cannot stop there. We need to force the Treasury to release the Epstein bank records too. I have a bill to make that happen. FOLLOW THE MONEY.
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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CURAÇAO ONE POINT AWAY 🇨🇼

The Caribbean island with a population of roughly 150,000—less than half of Iceland’s 400,000 people (the current smallest World Cup nation)—just need a result against Jamaica tonight to clinch their first trip to the World Cup 🏆
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
@brandonsweany.bsky.social @patheher.bsky.social are either of you available to play GK for Old Growth next week? We're the 6:40 match.
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Fun night of #TAFC7v7 footy against our Thundercats pals. Brutal way to salvage a draw at the death via an OG, but soccer do be like that sometimes. Almost 3 miles says my Fitbit, but the GPS artwork looks like nonsense, so I don't buy that distance. At least the map itself finally looks right.
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The soccer went wrong, and now so too has the washer repair. Drain pump replacement was the easy part.

Trying to replace the door seal boot when you've got a too-small replacement part is a recipe for frustration, friends. 0/10 do not recommend. Correct seal arrives Tuesday.
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Welp. Love y'all anyway, Thornies. Proud of you. #BAONPDX
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
102nd win and 9th reindeer for Shiffrin in Levi today. At least something went right today.
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM