Capn
@mkecapn.bsky.social
The Sausage King of Milwaukee.
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.
Kirk needs to stop telling me to look at Butthole Eyes
January 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Kirk needs to stop telling me to look at Butthole Eyes
It should be okay to wear a bathrobe as a light jacket.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 AM
It should be okay to wear a bathrobe as a light jacket.
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River Falls is the only good football team in this state.
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
River Falls is the only good football team in this state.
The Indiana Hoosiers just beat Alabama by five touchdowns.
January 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The Indiana Hoosiers just beat Alabama by five touchdowns.
Did Kirk just say "I'm gonna text his ass"?
January 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Did Kirk just say "I'm gonna text his ass"?
That was dangerously close to the Florida linemen blocking each other
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
That was dangerously close to the Florida linemen blocking each other
Went to a rave, and there's a dude wearing a fucking tabard with a St George's cross slam dancing. 2025, you were weird, and I will not miss you.
January 1, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Went to a rave, and there's a dude wearing a fucking tabard with a St George's cross slam dancing. 2025, you were weird, and I will not miss you.
Shotgun run on 4th and inches, fuck you LaFleur
December 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Shotgun run on 4th and inches, fuck you LaFleur
Oh boy, everyone all week that told me that Willis was better than Love are going to be insufferable.
December 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Oh boy, everyone all week that told me that Willis was better than Love are going to be insufferable.
Haynes fuckin' Kaaaaang
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Haynes fuckin' Kaaaaang
Timmy Chang finding the camera, what a pro
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Timmy Chang finding the camera, what a pro
BOWS! Are you kidding me, what a game!
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
BOWS! Are you kidding me, what a game!
But you'll be damned if you're the one
Making collect calls
On a cold, white Christmas
In St. Paul
Making collect calls
On a cold, white Christmas
In St. Paul
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM
But you'll be damned if you're the one
Making collect calls
On a cold, white Christmas
In St. Paul
Making collect calls
On a cold, white Christmas
In St. Paul
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As long as Chicago can continue lowering their heads to deliver concussive blows to opposing quarterbacks, they have what it takes to go deep into the postseason.
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
As long as Chicago can continue lowering their heads to deliver concussive blows to opposing quarterbacks, they have what it takes to go deep into the postseason.
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hot topic of discussion in middle school: was the toadies song possum kingdom about a serial killer or was it about a VAMPIRE
December 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
hot topic of discussion in middle school: was the toadies song possum kingdom about a serial killer or was it about a VAMPIRE
Broke dick Bears can't afford to keep the heat on. Fucking joke of a franchise.
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Broke dick Bears can't afford to keep the heat on. Fucking joke of a franchise.
Shoutout to whoever just drove down Hawley laying on their horn until they were out of earshot. I've been there, man.
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Shoutout to whoever just drove down Hawley laying on their horn until they were out of earshot. I've been there, man.
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That….feels like it might be the Packers season with one play?
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
That….feels like it might be the Packers season with one play?
Season's done, thanks for playing
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Season's done, thanks for playing
How in the world did Horvath catch that? And get to the ground with it? Unreal.
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
How in the world did Horvath catch that? And get to the ground with it? Unreal.
Those papercuts kept you from writing
A poem so epic and true
About how you are cursed
With a beauty so great
I'm sure that it's hard being you
A poem so epic and true
About how you are cursed
With a beauty so great
I'm sure that it's hard being you
December 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Those papercuts kept you from writing
A poem so epic and true
About how you are cursed
With a beauty so great
I'm sure that it's hard being you
A poem so epic and true
About how you are cursed
With a beauty so great
I'm sure that it's hard being you
More like Sherrone Less
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
More like Sherrone Less
Phil Rivers? Was Jeff George busy?
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Phil Rivers? Was Jeff George busy?