Capn
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The Sausage King of Milwaukee.
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.
A fat kicker got to make Illinois sad. Somewhere, Rafael Gaglianone is smiling.
January 19, 2026 at 3:08 AM
A fat kicker got to make Illinois sad. Somewhere, Rafael Gaglianone is smiling.
Brock Purdy ran for a 2014 Melvin Gordon game behind the line of scrimmage, that's nuts
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Brock Purdy ran for a 2014 Melvin Gordon game behind the line of scrimmage, that's nuts
We gotta get Marat Khusnutdinov a nickname stat
January 18, 2026 at 3:27 AM
We gotta get Marat Khusnutdinov a nickname stat
The 49ers are playing hot potato
January 18, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The 49ers are playing hot potato
DARRYL DARRYL DARRYL DARRYL
Having a name that a whole crowd can chant has to be so cool.
January 18, 2026 at 1:57 AM
DARRYL DARRYL DARRYL DARRYL
That's some ticky-tack bullshit
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
That's some ticky-tack bullshit
Hell yes LaFleur extension!
January 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Hell yes LaFleur extension!
OH NO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
OH NO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA
I got stabbed in the one on the right.
For no real reason at all, here’s a picture of the booths in the back bar of Landmark Lanes.
January 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I got stabbed in the one on the right.
Cool that Dare Ogunbowale got a moment with Rodgers there.
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Cool that Dare Ogunbowale got a moment with Rodgers there.
What a beautiful way to end it for Rodgers
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
What a beautiful way to end it for Rodgers
Mike Tirico talking about a Bloody Mary at 10:32pm, send him to jail.
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Mike Tirico talking about a Bloody Mary at 10:32pm, send him to jail.
This is a real #collegekickers weekend for pro kickers
January 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
This is a real #collegekickers weekend for pro kickers
I will only use this feature if I can select individual broadcasters on each call and they know that people are muting them. Looking at you, sweaty red fuckface Kirk.
Peacock may soon be able to allow fans to mute announcers during broadcasts.
awfulannouncing.com/peacock/enha...
awfulannouncing.com/peacock/enha...
Peacock adding enhancements that may allow fans to mute announcers, control crowd noise
Peacock is introducing a series of new Dolby products that may allow fans to control audio levels for announcers and crowd noise.
awfulannouncing.com
January 11, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I will only use this feature if I can select individual broadcasters on each call and they know that people are muting them. Looking at you, sweaty red fuckface Kirk.
He should also be able to board an aircraft without sexually assaulting the flight crew. We ask for so very little and get nothing in return.
Sure, but your kicker should be able to make a 44 yard kick.
He and Tyler Loop would've benefited greatly from 5 extra yards. Both pushed straight right the whole way.
5 yards closer sneaks inside the upright.
5 yards closer sneaks inside the upright.
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
He should also be able to board an aircraft without sexually assaulting the flight crew. We ask for so very little and get nothing in return.
It is January 11th, and I'm eating summer sausage. You're not punk, and I'm telling everyone.
January 11, 2026 at 10:28 AM
It is January 11th, and I'm eating summer sausage. You're not punk, and I'm telling everyone.
I was not wrong.
River Falls is the only good football team in this state.
January 11, 2026 at 8:42 AM
I was not wrong.
Just hire someone to manage timeouts, get everyone healthy, and they'll be fine. Bears needed six miracles to win two games, they'll regress to the mean, and we'll be back on top before you know it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Just hire someone to manage timeouts, get everyone healthy, and they'll be fine. Bears needed six miracles to win two games, they'll regress to the mean, and we'll be back on top before you know it.
Fun to see Caleb faking injuries to avoid responsibility of being mid.
January 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Fun to see Caleb faking injuries to avoid responsibility of being mid.
Two hat tricks in the same game, sure, why the hell not
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Two hat tricks in the same game, sure, why the hell not
"Hey Rangers, I know you just got to the locker room, but now you're down another goal and you gotta come back and play the end of the period over again."
January 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
"Hey Rangers, I know you just got to the locker room, but now you're down another goal and you gotta come back and play the end of the period over again."
James Madison was more competitive against Oregon than Oregon is against James Madison's old coach's new team.
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
James Madison was more competitive against Oregon than Oregon is against James Madison's old coach's new team.
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oregon has 55 four and five star recruits and indiana has a hammer. a really big hammer
January 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
oregon has 55 four and five star recruits and indiana has a hammer. a really big hammer
Indiana is Kathy Bates and Oregon is James Caan's ankles
January 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Indiana is Kathy Bates and Oregon is James Caan's ankles