My momma says you been in Troy inventing a wooden horse as big as a damn bus.

I try. I still fall victim to singing along to the Todd Rundgren song, but I think not wanting to work and wanting to bang on the drum all day is universal, and not subject to infrequent Packers touchdowns.

As a lifelong Packers fan, I agree. None of my friends, family, or other loved ones own one or would be caught dead wearing one. Those people are weirdos.

Everyone I watched the game with was yelling for his head the whole time. I just don't get it.

Soft as Charmin

I hope that weak-hearted coward is yelling at the turf management staff. But probably not.

9-2, the most dangerous lead in hockey!