Capn
mkecapn.bsky.social
Capn
@mkecapn.bsky.social
The Sausage King of Milwaukee.

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.
A fat kicker got to make Illinois sad. Somewhere, Rafael Gaglianone is smiling.
January 19, 2026 at 3:08 AM
These aren't craters from artillery shells, they're kicking divots.
December 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
STATE FIGHT
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
November 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
October 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
When Todd Grantham starts to use it
October 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
June 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Marchand getting another Game 7 to bury the Leafs is all I could have hoped for
May 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
May 1, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Or the time UW Madison did it for real
April 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
King Ralph for Ulti-Monarch
February 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The timeline delivers
November 30, 2024 at 11:20 PM