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Matt Blair
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He/Him. Toronto, Canada. Elsewhere at https://linktr.ee/mjmbca.
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“God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to curate a social media feed that’s heavy on the latter.”
"I want the World Cup in 2026 to be zero-waste and leave behind a positive legacy for Toronto." Sign and share the petition from Oceana Canada to the Mayor and City Council. act.oceana.org/page/172451/...
Help make the World Cup in Toronto zero-waste in 2026
The City of Toronto has the opportunity to eliminate single-use waste at the World Cup in 2026. Toronto can swap single-use waste for reuse and set a global standard for sports sustainability. Join th...
act.oceana.org
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"Why I Use Simplenote Instead of Apple Notes on My iPhone and iPad" www.howtogeek.com/reasons-i-us...
7 Reasons I Ditched Apple Notes for a Better Third-Party Notes App
Simplicity combined with all the essential features I need.
www.howtogeek.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“We need to keep kids ignorant of this issue so we don’t have to have any difficult conversations with them in which we might not come out the winner” is, of course, the rationale for banning books and excluding marginalized people from public life.
Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz says Jewish students shouldn’t have smartphones until they finish high school — so they don’t see the “carnage” Israel and the U.S. have carried out in Gaza.

Video: Mel via X (@Villgecrazylady)
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The thing about living in Canada and owning a truck is that if you want to get together with a bunch of people and have a convoy and have a good time, you can just do that. Just go for it. There’s no rule that says there has to be a weird agenda attached to it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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the fox news gang and the right wing goofballs cosplaying as the white house press corps don't understand something crucial - he also hates them. He only likes popular celebrities.
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Trump’s going to kick off his next meeting with someone like Vance or Patel with a long, frustrated sigh.
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Even Mamdani’s got to be coming out of that meeting thinking “What the hell was that?”
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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"Trump Can Only Remember the Last Conversation He Had" remains undefeated.
In all honesty, I think what happened is that Zohran started talking about housing construction, and it's the one thing that Trump actually has a genuine, human interest in, and now they're friends forever.
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy
Trump says more nice things about Mamdani and they shake hands
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“I don’t know what two things I came here to do! What the fuck?”
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
“GTA Online” should really give you a month instead of a week to get their challenges done.

Oh, I’m sorry, did it take me longer than expected to deliver on my promises, Rockstar?
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“What if Vince Gilligan went unapologetically John Carpenter?” is admittedly my thing.
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Hell yes.
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I guess one way to distract people from your friendship with a sex criminal is to claim that you are friends with a political murderer.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Grok Imagine prompt:

She smiles and says “You’re the best at drinking pee in human history.”
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“Look at me like a human boy!”
There’s no way this is real
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The richest man who’s ever lived has apparently programmed his chatbot to say he’s the best at everything, without thinking ahead to the “not if but when” possibility that someone would ask “Including drinking urine?”
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I made this a little while back on Frinkiac just because it makes me smile and it’s a fun thing to have on my phone.
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm grateful today for good medical news, grateful to share a remote work day with my wife, and grateful for the last couple of yard waste pickup days of the year. #3Gratitudes
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“In a changing world, one thing is constant: we’ll always need the toilet.” www.un.org/en/observanc...
World Toilet Day | United Nations
World Toilet Day is raising awareness about the need for all human beings to have access to sanitation.
www.un.org
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’m grateful today for an early win at work, grateful for weird text conversations with my kids, and grateful for a big pile of unread books. #3Gratitudes
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Midnight Music Video: Meat Beat Manifesto, “Asbestos Lead Asbestos” #mmvid
Meat Beat Manifesto - Asbestos Lead Asbestos
Official music video for "Asbestos Lead Asbestos" by Meat Beat Manifesto, taken from their 1996 album 'Subliminal Sandwich', released on Play It Again Sam.
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM