Matt Blair
@mjmbca.bsky.social
He/Him. Toronto, Canada. Elsewhere at https://linktr.ee/mjmbca.
Yeah, you’re not doing great when you’re longing for the acumen of Jared Kushner.
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Yeah, you’re not doing great when you’re longing for the acumen of Jared Kushner.
I do wonder sometimes if there’s anything that Trump could say at this point that would be so undeniably ridiculous and incoherent that even his handlers would say “All right, that’s it, the party’s over, let’s get this guy out of here.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I do wonder sometimes if there’s anything that Trump could say at this point that would be so undeniably ridiculous and incoherent that even his handlers would say “All right, that’s it, the party’s over, let’s get this guy out of here.”
There are only hucksters and sycophants who have no idea what to do when Trump says something like “We should use vacuum cleaners to suck up all the rising sea levels.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
There are only hucksters and sycophants who have no idea what to do when Trump says something like “We should use vacuum cleaners to suck up all the rising sea levels.”
“I talk to the dogs, I talk to the cats. I go to the cat park, and they say ‘Mr. President, you’re doing such a good job with China.’”
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
“I talk to the dogs, I talk to the cats. I go to the cat park, and they say ‘Mr. President, you’re doing such a good job with China.’”
It used to be that the White House and Secret Service only had to worry about keeping people with weapons away from the President. That was back when a guy with a sign saying “Cool Presidents know dogs and cats can talk” couldn’t be considered a credible threat to the economy and national security.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It used to be that the White House and Secret Service only had to worry about keeping people with weapons away from the President. That was back when a guy with a sign saying “Cool Presidents know dogs and cats can talk” couldn’t be considered a credible threat to the economy and national security.
Billy Madison: “You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants.”
Donald Trump calling into “Fox and Friends” ten minutes later: “I’ve been peeing my pants since before anybody. A lot of people say ‘Mr. President, we love that you pee your pants, and you were the first to pee your pants.’”
Donald Trump calling into “Fox and Friends” ten minutes later: “I’ve been peeing my pants since before anybody. A lot of people say ‘Mr. President, we love that you pee your pants, and you were the first to pee your pants.’”
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Billy Madison: “You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants.”
Donald Trump calling into “Fox and Friends” ten minutes later: “I’ve been peeing my pants since before anybody. A lot of people say ‘Mr. President, we love that you pee your pants, and you were the first to pee your pants.’”
Donald Trump calling into “Fox and Friends” ten minutes later: “I’ve been peeing my pants since before anybody. A lot of people say ‘Mr. President, we love that you pee your pants, and you were the first to pee your pants.’”
Republicans and the gun lobby used to have to craft these nonsense stories for us, but thanks to the magic of AI, you can now terrify yourself in the comfort of your own home that you’ll soon be too scared to leave.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Republicans and the gun lobby used to have to craft these nonsense stories for us, but thanks to the magic of AI, you can now terrify yourself in the comfort of your own home that you’ll soon be too scared to leave.
“With our new video generator, you can create realistic videos of your wildest and most-“
“Make it do a Black woman bragging about gaming the food stamp system.”
“Make it do a Black woman bragging about gaming the food stamp system.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“With our new video generator, you can create realistic videos of your wildest and most-“
“Make it do a Black woman bragging about gaming the food stamp system.”
“Make it do a Black woman bragging about gaming the food stamp system.”
“Here, check out this shitty fake video of a tiger with five legs. Case closed!”
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“Here, check out this shitty fake video of a tiger with five legs. Case closed!”
“City Council is voting on whether to make this section of the park a ‘no leash’ area, which means that soon you’ll go to the park with your kids and there’s just going to be a bunch of lions and tigers running around.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
“City Council is voting on whether to make this section of the park a ‘no leash’ area, which means that soon you’ll go to the park with your kids and there’s just going to be a bunch of lions and tigers running around.”
Murray didn’t vote yes, for the record, but the general sentiment in her replies is one of “Don’t tell us; tell your colleagues.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Murray didn’t vote yes, for the record, but the general sentiment in her replies is one of “Don’t tell us; tell your colleagues.”
It’s not like you can read his mind.
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It’s not like you can read his mind.