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@mjhvincent.bsky.social
Water professional and environmental scientist. Badass science crone. Sometimes nearly Supermom. Black Lives Matter. she/her
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Obviously they were just a punk who never took advice
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Obviously they were just a punk who never took advice
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"he hacked us with a CLAM?"
Invasive quagga mussels are killing off lake ecosystems in the US and Europe, and are now in Northern Ireland.
Yet every time invasives are mentioned, someone says "But it's all just nature."
They're *wrong*: invasive species are one of the worst HUMAN impacts.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Yet every time invasives are mentioned, someone says "But it's all just nature."
They're *wrong*: invasive species are one of the worst HUMAN impacts.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
‘It’s an open invasion’: how millions of quagga mussels changed Lake Geneva for ever
The molluscs are decimating food chains in Switzerland, have devastated the Great Lakes in the US, and this week were spotted in Northern Ireland for the first time
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"he hacked us with a CLAM?"
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"In 2029 we will audit all funds related to the Trump Card, and seize 100% of the assets of all profiteers, their organizations, and any attempt to distribute assets to their heirs."
trumpcard.gov is live and the million dollar fees are all referred to as “gifts” or “contributions” to an undisclosed party lol
December 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"In 2029 we will audit all funds related to the Trump Card, and seize 100% of the assets of all profiteers, their organizations, and any attempt to distribute assets to their heirs."
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replacing ‘male loneliness epidemic’ with ‘male maturity epidemic’ never misses
17k dudes who are not emotionally mature enough to be in the workforce
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
replacing ‘male loneliness epidemic’ with ‘male maturity epidemic’ never misses
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Whenever there’s a game at Montana State.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Whenever there’s a game at Montana State.
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If you've ever played Mastermind this is maybe the best thing on @mcsweeneys.net this year. Every line is spot on. Also, I might have PTSD from every time I ever lost at this game.
"Smug is the emotional tone of Mastermind. I want the buyer to feel judged by the box. Like the box is already disappointed in them. If you don’t want smug, don’t name the game Mastermind. This isn’t fucking checkers. This is a duel in a seminar room at Davos."
The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD. Packaging Team — Official Minutes Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi...
buff.ly
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you've ever played Mastermind this is maybe the best thing on @mcsweeneys.net this year. Every line is spot on. Also, I might have PTSD from every time I ever lost at this game.
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Ohio State to Michigan, "You can't beat me 13-10 again."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
thor is standing in front of a city with his hands on his hips and his eyes closed .
Alt: thor is standing in front of a city with his hands on his hips and his eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ohio State to Michigan, "You can't beat me 13-10 again."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
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I hereby declare this to be a new tradition. Moving forward, OSU must always lose their last game before bowl season by a score of 13-10. It's only right.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I hereby declare this to be a new tradition. Moving forward, OSU must always lose their last game before bowl season by a score of 13-10. It's only right.
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I need sad Ryan Day fed directly into my blood stream
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I need sad Ryan Day fed directly into my blood stream
YASSSSSSSSSSSSS AHAHAHA
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
YASSSSSSSSSSSSS AHAHAHA
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AHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
AHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Indiana has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Indiana has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
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I’m sorry does that say Roswell
As in…Georgia?
As in…Georgia?
JUST IN: Democrats have flipped the mayor's office in Roswell, Georgia, in tonight's runoff.
GOP Mayor Kurt Wilson conceded earlier tonight to Mary Robichaux, the Dem challenging him.
(This is a city in the Atlanta suburbs, the 9th most populous city in Georgia.)
GOP Mayor Kurt Wilson conceded earlier tonight to Mary Robichaux, the Dem challenging him.
(This is a city in the Atlanta suburbs, the 9th most populous city in Georgia.)
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I’m sorry does that say Roswell
As in…Georgia?
As in…Georgia?
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and pissed off this man, I say, I say
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
and pissed off this man, I say, I say
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I don't typically repost TikToks, but OP is right -- the last sentence of the analysis is perfect.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I don't typically repost TikToks, but OP is right -- the last sentence of the analysis is perfect.
The game sucked but this is fun
top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The game sucked but this is fun
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Badgers snap hits the guy in motion, Minnesota recovers. Snow football, baby
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Badgers snap hits the guy in motion, Minnesota recovers. Snow football, baby
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Repost to anger our former band members and followers.
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Repost to anger our former band members and followers.
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Michigan MBB vibes at present:
a man wearing a baseball cap and a hoodie says this team will never lose again
Alt: Shorsey wearing a baseball cap and a hoodie says "this team will never lose again"
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Michigan MBB vibes at present:
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Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
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If you're anywhere near Ypsilanti on Tuesday, November 25, GO TO THE GAME!
All tickets are $5, and if you get there early enough, you get a limited edition MACcoon scarf!
All tickets are $5, and if you get there early enough, you get a limited edition MACcoon scarf!
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If you're anywhere near Ypsilanti on Tuesday, November 25, GO TO THE GAME!
All tickets are $5, and if you get there early enough, you get a limited edition MACcoon scarf!
All tickets are $5, and if you get there early enough, you get a limited edition MACcoon scarf!