Michael
@miwiri.bsky.social
Singing with the dawn chorus. he/him
I have developed a pilonidal cyst which is fun because I am in maybe the worst pain of my life but the only excuse I can provide is “my butt horts”
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I have developed a pilonidal cyst which is fun because I am in maybe the worst pain of my life but the only excuse I can provide is “my butt horts”
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
What’s the lowest-stake request you could get out of trump after a 10 minute meeting? I’m getting Johann Johannsson a posthumous Oscar for the Arrival score
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What’s the lowest-stake request you could get out of trump after a 10 minute meeting? I’m getting Johann Johannsson a posthumous Oscar for the Arrival score
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Elon frantically pulling levers and kicking the shit out of server boxes trying to shut this thing up
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Elon frantically pulling levers and kicking the shit out of server boxes trying to shut this thing up
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
Noah is my cousin and he rocks imo
Starbucks @sbworkersunited.org baristas are standing up to corporate greed and Starbucks’ unfair labor practices and demanding the fair contract they deserve.
No contract? NO COFFEE!
No contract? NO COFFEE!
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Noah is my cousin and he rocks imo
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
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happy international mens day to this guy
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
happy international mens day to this guy
I have become a big fan of the Apple News app on the iPad. I am writing this of my own free will without coercion of any kind.
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I have become a big fan of the Apple News app on the iPad. I am writing this of my own free will without coercion of any kind.
This is true if you include baked ziti as a kind of macaroni and cheese
i would consider macaroni and cheese a "core" thanksgiving side as quintessential to the holiday as green beans or mashed potatoes. some however would disagree *steeples fingers* much to consider
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is true if you include baked ziti as a kind of macaroni and cheese
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I can’t be the only one who thinks that if the “Navi” from James Cameron’s avatar series of films played basketball, they would not say “ball is life” like the classic slogan, but would rather say “ball is leaf“ due to their nature loving ways
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I can’t be the only one who thinks that if the “Navi” from James Cameron’s avatar series of films played basketball, they would not say “ball is life” like the classic slogan, but would rather say “ball is leaf“ due to their nature loving ways
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
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Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
September 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
some personal news: I ghostwrote a soon-to-be-released book by a major media figure who faced some controversy but came through stronger than ever. It's getting a lot of buzz and I hope you all love my writing!
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
some personal news: I ghostwrote a soon-to-be-released book by a major media figure who faced some controversy but came through stronger than ever. It's getting a lot of buzz and I hope you all love my writing!
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Did UMass literally do the meme you guys
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Did UMass literally do the meme you guys
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Dude laid out the greatest hardware store sales pitch of all time imo
"Mans say this is the Cadillac…he mean Lexus, but he ain’t know it." -Snoop
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Dude laid out the greatest hardware store sales pitch of all time imo
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Job 3:14
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Job 3:14
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
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Well, another day spent thinking about how the country is run by a cabal of pedophiles and their enablers. Time to switch it up and think about what should I make for dinner
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Well, another day spent thinking about how the country is run by a cabal of pedophiles and their enablers. Time to switch it up and think about what should I make for dinner