Mitch pump
@mitchpump.bsky.social
Former lead writer on the hit TV movie Fraiser goes to Mars
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Carved the (ice cream) turkey today.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Carved the (ice cream) turkey today.
This is a true bop
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is a true bop
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Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas
We're free auburn fans
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We're free auburn fans
Can't imagine why nobody wants to eat at corporate restaurant chains
October 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Can't imagine why nobody wants to eat at corporate restaurant chains
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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Rest in Power.
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Rest in Power.
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🎶 WAITING ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT
THE FALCONS AND THE VIKINGS IN AN OLD SCHOOL STREET FIGHT
A HEAVYWEIGHT MATCHUP THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS
MAYBE THIS TIME WE’LL SEE THE HEAD COACHES KISS 🎶
THE FALCONS AND THE VIKINGS IN AN OLD SCHOOL STREET FIGHT
A HEAVYWEIGHT MATCHUP THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS
MAYBE THIS TIME WE’LL SEE THE HEAD COACHES KISS 🎶
September 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
🎶 WAITING ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT
THE FALCONS AND THE VIKINGS IN AN OLD SCHOOL STREET FIGHT
A HEAVYWEIGHT MATCHUP THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS
MAYBE THIS TIME WE’LL SEE THE HEAD COACHES KISS 🎶
THE FALCONS AND THE VIKINGS IN AN OLD SCHOOL STREET FIGHT
A HEAVYWEIGHT MATCHUP THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS
MAYBE THIS TIME WE’LL SEE THE HEAD COACHES KISS 🎶
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If a NFL team owner would like to get to the end zone, he or she will first need to go to the ‘spend zone’ due to the high costs of owning and operating a NFL franchise.
September 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If a NFL team owner would like to get to the end zone, he or she will first need to go to the ‘spend zone’ due to the high costs of owning and operating a NFL franchise.
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41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
Maybe trump is hiding in his room crying and upset because yall were so mean to him
August 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Maybe trump is hiding in his room crying and upset because yall were so mean to him
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Jackson Arnold going from 2024 Oklahoma to a team with a functional offensive line and receivers who aren't injured
August 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Jackson Arnold going from 2024 Oklahoma to a team with a functional offensive line and receivers who aren't injured
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Eagle-eyed cinephiles will note the use of killer robots as a recurring motif in the Terminator film series
August 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Eagle-eyed cinephiles will note the use of killer robots as a recurring motif in the Terminator film series
Lol wwe twisting themselves into knots to justify supporting a product with that much ethical baggage. Now if you can excuse me
a pixelated image of a man in a cowboy hat saying are you ready for some footbaaaall ?
ALT: a pixelated image of a man in a cowboy hat saying are you ready for some footbaaaall ?
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August 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Lol wwe twisting themselves into knots to justify supporting a product with that much ethical baggage. Now if you can excuse me
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The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
July 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
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On top of being a screenshot of a tweet, this post is spreading disinformation and you shouldn’t engage with it except to correct.
But since people are, I guess I need to do a thread explaining what imputation is. Everything I’m going to discuss here comes from one of two sources.
But since people are, I guess I need to do a thread explaining what imputation is. Everything I’m going to discuss here comes from one of two sources.
July 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
On top of being a screenshot of a tweet, this post is spreading disinformation and you shouldn’t engage with it except to correct.
But since people are, I guess I need to do a thread explaining what imputation is. Everything I’m going to discuss here comes from one of two sources.
But since people are, I guess I need to do a thread explaining what imputation is. Everything I’m going to discuss here comes from one of two sources.
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i expect that in the future, historians will regard the year 2025 as the year of peanut butter. from crunchy to creamy, from bargain brands to high-end organic offerings, many a jar of peanut butter has hit grocery store shelves this year. you can bet on it – just make sure to check the spread
July 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i expect that in the future, historians will regard the year 2025 as the year of peanut butter. from crunchy to creamy, from bargain brands to high-end organic offerings, many a jar of peanut butter has hit grocery store shelves this year. you can bet on it – just make sure to check the spread
Epstein definitely killed himself because of yalls bullying
July 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Epstein definitely killed himself because of yalls bullying
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One of the best things to come out of Jim Ross’ podcasting career was the revelation that these recording days would mostly be Gorilla & him eating fried chicken and smoking weed.
July 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
One of the best things to come out of Jim Ross’ podcasting career was the revelation that these recording days would mostly be Gorilla & him eating fried chicken and smoking weed.
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Cal Raleigh is the first Home Run Derby winner who shares a name with a team and city in the ACC
July 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Cal Raleigh is the first Home Run Derby winner who shares a name with a team and city in the ACC
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Jim Ross looks great!
July 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Jim Ross looks great!