Mitchell Nobis
@mitchnobis.bsky.social
Writer. Doofus. Old man hooper. Pretty much anything you want to know is at http://mitchnobis.com. Posts are my own, obviously—that's why I said it & not my employer, parents, dog, or whoever.
Also:
WNS: @wns-at-ksf.bsky.social
NAWP: @notatawp.bsky.social
Also:
WNS: @wns-at-ksf.bsky.social
NAWP: @notatawp.bsky.social
Pinned
Hey! Here, have a pinned thread of my writer stuff.
First, my debut poetry collection came out in June. I'm proud of it. Readers have said it's good, so that's cool. You can get it all the usual places—my favorite is asking an indie bookstore to order it for you via Ingram.
First, my debut poetry collection came out in June. I'm proud of it. Readers have said it's good, so that's cool. You can get it all the usual places—my favorite is asking an indie bookstore to order it for you via Ingram.
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Barack Obama just surprised an entire aircraft full of veterans on Veterans Day.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Barack Obama just surprised an entire aircraft full of veterans on Veterans Day.
I don't really love what this will do to Drew Timme's minutes.
LeBron James to work out with Lakers G-League team as he nears return
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/leb...
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/leb...
LeBron James to work out with Lakers G-League team as he nears return
James can get in some 5-on-5 work with the South Bay Lakers while the varsity Lakers are on a five-game road trip.
www.nbcsports.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I don't really love what this will do to Drew Timme's minutes.
Hey teacher-writers! I'll be giving a reading/interview in the National Writing Project Teacher Studio on Tuesday at 6:00 PM Eastern! If you're in NWP's online space already, go to events and RSVP for 11/18. studio.nwp.org/posts/928761...
Write Now Teacher Studio
The Write Now Teacher Studio, an open online community hosted by the National Writing Project, welcomes all educators interested in writing, the teaching of writing, and joyous learning both in and ou...
studio.nwp.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hey teacher-writers! I'll be giving a reading/interview in the National Writing Project Teacher Studio on Tuesday at 6:00 PM Eastern! If you're in NWP's online space already, go to events and RSVP for 11/18. studio.nwp.org/posts/928761...
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I cannot imagine struggling to write a bond character because in the time I started writing this skeet I already thought of a 00-67 Bond that is a teenager who has a side hustle clothing brand called Spy Wear
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I cannot imagine struggling to write a bond character because in the time I started writing this skeet I already thought of a 00-67 Bond that is a teenager who has a side hustle clothing brand called Spy Wear
JAVONTE THERE HOW YA DOIN' GREEN!!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
JAVONTE THERE HOW YA DOIN' GREEN!!!
Cade CunningHIM!
Cade Cunningham has the SECOND 40-point triple-double in Pistons franchise history
The first since Isiah Thomas in 1983!
The first since Isiah Thomas in 1983!
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Cade CunningHIM!
DANISS MF JENKINS OF THE MOTOR CITY CRUISE WHAT UP DOE
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
DANISS MF JENKINS OF THE MOTOR CITY CRUISE WHAT UP DOE
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Join us next week for NAWP's incredible November reading with @victoriawrites.bsky.social, @taylorbyas.bsky.social, and
@toosiewatson.bsky.social!
Hit the RSVP link!
www.eventbrite.com/e/a-nawp-rea...
@toosiewatson.bsky.social!
Hit the RSVP link!
www.eventbrite.com/e/a-nawp-rea...
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Join us next week for NAWP's incredible November reading with @victoriawrites.bsky.social, @taylorbyas.bsky.social, and
@toosiewatson.bsky.social!
Hit the RSVP link!
www.eventbrite.com/e/a-nawp-rea...
@toosiewatson.bsky.social!
Hit the RSVP link!
www.eventbrite.com/e/a-nawp-rea...
Cade CunningHIM, y'all.
Cade Cunningham has been named Eastern Conference Player of the Week
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Cade CunningHIM, y'all.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ditto but mostly because none of them are reading my book.
(Kidding, I'm kidding, settle down...)
(Kidding, I'm kidding, settle down...)
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ditto but mostly because none of them are reading my book.
(Kidding, I'm kidding, settle down...)
(Kidding, I'm kidding, settle down...)
Cade CunningHIM, ladies & gents.
Cade Cunningham is pretty good at this. Sees the double coming, goes left to get away from it and knocks down this shot.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Cade CunningHIM, ladies & gents.
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All my conservative relatives are convinced the Democrats rigged the 2020 election when the actual Democrats can't even let Trump stew in a terrible situation of his own making for five minutes without wanting to help him out for zero political gain.
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
All my conservative relatives are convinced the Democrats rigged the 2020 election when the actual Democrats can't even let Trump stew in a terrible situation of his own making for five minutes without wanting to help him out for zero political gain.
Sat down to read. Contacted my wimpy senators instead. My kingdom for a grown-up country, I swear.
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Sat down to read. Contacted my wimpy senators instead. My kingdom for a grown-up country, I swear.
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all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
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All of the hottest people from your high school ended up marrying the assistant shift manager at a used tire shop. There are greater things out there for you, beloved.
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
All of the hottest people from your high school ended up marrying the assistant shift manager at a used tire shop. There are greater things out there for you, beloved.
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Goes without saying there shouldn’t be trillionaires. Trillion should just be for fake stuff, like a little kid saying “oh yeah? well I love cookies times a TRILLION!”
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Goes without saying there shouldn’t be trillionaires. Trillion should just be for fake stuff, like a little kid saying “oh yeah? well I love cookies times a TRILLION!”
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
Wrote a lousy poem draft while on the stationary bike at the Y this morning while my kid shot hoops. We back-ish, baby.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Wrote a lousy poem draft while on the stationary bike at the Y this morning while my kid shot hoops. We back-ish, baby.
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Two new micro poems in @havehashad.com today!
The first one is a true story of when the Dr. left open our medical file on the screen...
The first one is a true story of when the Dr. left open our medical file on the screen...
two new little micro #littlepoemsunday poems today from Adrian Dallas Frandle!
https://www.havehashad.com/rmxas
https://www.havehashad.com/rmxas
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Two new micro poems in @havehashad.com today!
The first one is a true story of when the Dr. left open our medical file on the screen...
The first one is a true story of when the Dr. left open our medical file on the screen...
This kid went on to have a great basketball game today, so whatever works, bro.
You think your tween is having a cute, calm Saturday morning watching some TV and enjoying a Hot Wheels ad when he yells "THOT WHEELS."
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This kid went on to have a great basketball game today, so whatever works, bro.
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Big, joyous news! ♥️✨♥️
I will be joining the faculty @Writing Workshops ✍️ this summer as the poetry instructor in Paris 🌏🇫🇷
There are only 10 spots available, so consider applying early! ‼️
Stay tuned for more info ⏰ or register below:
writingworkshops.com/pages/writin...
I will be joining the faculty @Writing Workshops ✍️ this summer as the poetry instructor in Paris 🌏🇫🇷
There are only 10 spots available, so consider applying early! ‼️
Stay tuned for more info ⏰ or register below:
writingworkshops.com/pages/writin...
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Big, joyous news! ♥️✨♥️
I will be joining the faculty @Writing Workshops ✍️ this summer as the poetry instructor in Paris 🌏🇫🇷
There are only 10 spots available, so consider applying early! ‼️
Stay tuned for more info ⏰ or register below:
writingworkshops.com/pages/writin...
I will be joining the faculty @Writing Workshops ✍️ this summer as the poetry instructor in Paris 🌏🇫🇷
There are only 10 spots available, so consider applying early! ‼️
Stay tuned for more info ⏰ or register below:
writingworkshops.com/pages/writin...
Let's hear it for senescence!
[crowd loses its mind cheering]
[crowd loses its mind cheering]
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Let's hear it for senescence!
[crowd loses its mind cheering]
[crowd loses its mind cheering]
Okay but for real this could just as easily be Bashō. Man was a prophet.
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Okay but for real this could just as easily be Bashō. Man was a prophet.