Skeeter Valentine
@cromerzome.bsky.social
Comedian & sports fan. Basically just writing jokes, shitposting, and spreading misinformation about important historical figures.
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This makes sense to me because if it took someone *this long* to decide to leave Twitter, then they must have been staying there for reasons (follower count, engagement rate, celebrities/influencers) that they wouldn't be able to replicate on here.
I don't think BlueSky is the destination for "Twitter is broken" folks anymore ... I think that's Threads now lol.
February 16, 2026 at 2:53 PM
This makes sense to me because if it took someone *this long* to decide to leave Twitter, then they must have been staying there for reasons (follower count, engagement rate, celebrities/influencers) that they wouldn't be able to replicate on here.
The Dow Jones took a shit today, can we now talk about the pedophile led administration currently engaged in rolling back confirmed climate science in the name of just being dickheads??
February 13, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The Dow Jones took a shit today, can we now talk about the pedophile led administration currently engaged in rolling back confirmed climate science in the name of just being dickheads??
Being Black in America, politically and also very much physically, is to be stuck between a group of white people who wants you dead and another group of white people who don't care if you die.
February 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Being Black in America, politically and also very much physically, is to be stuck between a group of white people who wants you dead and another group of white people who don't care if you die.
That's what happens when you try to outshoot the league leaders in 3pt shooting. Terrible adjustments on defense and then some otherworldly shooting by the Bucks.
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
That's what happens when you try to outshoot the league leaders in 3pt shooting. Terrible adjustments on defense and then some otherworldly shooting by the Bucks.
Ok, Car Nerd skeet incoming: please click away unless you are tuned to my specific old head broke boy vibe that is about to be very present.
February 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Ok, Car Nerd skeet incoming: please click away unless you are tuned to my specific old head broke boy vibe that is about to be very present.
One of the biggest current artists in the world + more international viewership + the Streisand effect of MAGA hating on the show = Big baby Trump shitting his pants while some of the baddest brown and black people shake their ass in joy for 30 minutes.
Bad Bunny’s 2026 Super Bowl halftime show set a new all-time viewership record, surpassing 135.4 million viewers according to NBC Sports reports,. The performance broke previous records set by Kendrick Lamar in 2025 (133.5M) and Usher in 2024 (123.4M), becoming the most-watched halftime ever.
a man wearing a pink jacket and a white hat has a supreme shirt on
ALT: a man wearing a pink jacket and a white hat has a supreme shirt on
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February 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
One of the biggest current artists in the world + more international viewership + the Streisand effect of MAGA hating on the show = Big baby Trump shitting his pants while some of the baddest brown and black people shake their ass in joy for 30 minutes.
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I'm still here. gotDAMN this joint was fire
Palestinian Uncles doing freestyle poetry battles coming with some of the hardest lines I’ve heard in a long time.
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I'm still here. gotDAMN this joint was fire
Absolutely idiotic to be mad at Bad Bunny for having a halftime show consisting of hot brown and black people shaking their asses on a extended work break. That's the most American thing I could think of him to do.
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Absolutely idiotic to be mad at Bad Bunny for having a halftime show consisting of hot brown and black people shaking their asses on a extended work break. That's the most American thing I could think of him to do.
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Rough couple Super Bowls for guys named Drake.
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Rough couple Super Bowls for guys named Drake.
The Seattle defense has been giving Drake Maye swirlies all game.
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The Seattle defense has been giving Drake Maye swirlies all game.
Feel bad for anyone who paid money for 4th quarter airtime....
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Feel bad for anyone who paid money for 4th quarter airtime....
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Idk what he’s saying but it’s provocative! It’s got the people going!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Idk what he’s saying but it’s provocative! It’s got the people going!!
Did Mike Tyson just call all of us broke and fat?!
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Did Mike Tyson just call all of us broke and fat?!
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My dad who is in his mid 70's just called me and told me that he's going to start listening to Bad Bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
My dad who is in his mid 70's just called me and told me that he's going to start listening to Bad Bunny.
Ok, this was worth the hype.
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Ok, this was worth the hype.
My wife would like all the ladies to know that the guy sitting to the far left on the Super Bowl Studio crew is Fred Warner....in case you needed to know for research purposes....
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
My wife would like all the ladies to know that the guy sitting to the far left on the Super Bowl Studio crew is Fred Warner....in case you needed to know for research purposes....
Drake Maye looks like he is playing with his dad's helmet on.
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Drake Maye looks like he is playing with his dad's helmet on.
They asked for Tails, right? Y'all heard tails right?!
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
They asked for Tails, right? Y'all heard tails right?!
Uh oh The Super Bowl is probably woke now because the black ladies were playing violin. This is such a disgrace.
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Uh oh The Super Bowl is probably woke now because the black ladies were playing violin. This is such a disgrace.
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I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
February 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
Wow, Sega and Paramount really really missed an opportunity here.....#Olympics
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Wow, Sega and Paramount really really missed an opportunity here.....#Olympics
Ain't no one had me the way an Italian with Salt & Vinegar chips had me.
February 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Ain't no one had me the way an Italian with Salt & Vinegar chips had me.
Obama is living in the penthouse of that man's brain, absolutely rent free. Just kicking his feet up on his frontal lobe, having a drink, while that man's blood pressure climbs higher everyday.
February 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Obama is living in the penthouse of that man's brain, absolutely rent free. Just kicking his feet up on his frontal lobe, having a drink, while that man's blood pressure climbs higher everyday.