Eric "Mr." Lynch
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Say what you will about Ebenezer Scrooge but his pajama game was on another level. You can hate the man, but you can't hate that nightgown/cap/slippers/candle combo. Straight-up cozy.
December 23, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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On this day 1843, Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” is first published.

“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach.”
December 19, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
December 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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Pop-Tarts Bowl 🤝 GE Appliances = the NEW Pop-Tarts Bowl trophy with a built-in WORKING (!!!) toaster #PopTartsBowl
December 15, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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NEW: The Pop-Tart Bowl trophy is back and better than ever ... it is now a fully functional toaster trophy!

Pop-Tart partnered with GE Appliances to build this one-of-a-kind toaster trophy. It is about 1.3x the size of a normal football + can toast full-size Pop-Tarts.
December 15, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Not gonna lie, if that little guy told me to eat the fruit… I don’t know… probably, right?
December 15, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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Annual reminder:

Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.

Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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I’m just saying, maybe for the next four years we need to hire any average middle schooler to respond to everything that guy says with “hahah, okay *Brain Worm*.”

Or “What, did your *brain worm* tell you that?”
December 14, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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Nobody has ever read their enemy more clearly than "They just gotta learn how to lose"
December 11, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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we're cooked
December 10, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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Korea Expert here. I’ll explain what’s going on over there because the Orient can be confusing to Westerners. In Korea, there is a concept known as “the law.” (법) This is a set of rules which are enforced to encourage prosocial behavior and ensure stability which leaders aren’t allowed to break.
December 3, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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On-field footage of the Michigan/OSU brawl via umgoblog/X
November 30, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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2021 - 42-27
2022 - 45-23
2023 - 30-24
2024 - 13-10
November 30, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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Incredible.

Go.

Blue.
November 30, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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ryan night
November 30, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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"They gotta learn how to lose." - Kalel Mullings on Ohio State fracas after Michigan's upset victory
November 30, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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Maybe before making up just-so stories about why and how the left forced the Silicon Valley bros to go hard right, you could look up the bros' personal histories, their family histories, or the entire history of ultra-rich people in general
November 29, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
We back the Bluey 🖤💙🩵
November 29, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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I'm not exaggerating: as a historian I consider it to be historical fact that this is one of the most shameful documents in the history of the United States.

It's a concession by federal law enforcement that there's no means available to it to punish one of the biggest traitors in American history.
November 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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Can I tell you about a son who is not just equal to, but consubstantial with, the father
Looking at Bronny struggling, it let me think, are there any father/mother son/daughter equally good at any sports? Seems like either the son/daughter becomes great or they struggle. #nba #bronny #somuchpressure
November 18, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM