Larry
misterkojak.bsky.social
Larry
@misterkojak.bsky.social
He/Him. Cisgender. "Purity tests" are great, actually! Fuck TERFs. Fuck AI slop.
FINALLY. That's why Walter Cronkite's coverage of the moon landing was so fucking boring, there was no ability to place real-time bets on whether or not the astronauts would all die
we actually life in hell
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Joe Rogan is a deeply, deeply stupid man
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Trans women has been welcomed at the Women's Institute since the 1970s and one member is in her 80's and has been a member for decades. This is pure bigotry pushed by legal threats backed monetarily by JK Rowling.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Women’s Institute will no longer accept trans women as members from April
Exclusive: CEO says decision taken with ‘utmost regret and sadness’ after supreme court ruling on definition of a woman
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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The world if everyone who voted for the Iraq war had been tried and convicted at The Hague
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages
“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
No matter how long you look at this you will never run out of weird shit to discover
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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There is a well coordinated national campaign targeting a single trans professor at Oklahoma University to get her fired. It's part of a broader campaign to push trans people out of public life entirely. It was never about sports.
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is doing more to make drugs uncool than thousands of 80s and 90s PSAs ever did
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Christmas playlists should include Hazy Shade Of Winter by The Bangles. Yes, this is partly because I'd like to hear that song more
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Millions of people sadly putting down their Pope #1 foam fingers and taking off their Da Pope t-shirts
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Also, the DragonForce song was amusing (reminded me of Gloryhammer), but why does Labyrinth get all the love? Where my Dark Crystal references at?
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
OST 8 on Beat Saber is a ton of fun. Love the new effects they're using. Also, I managed to beat a grand total of two of them. On Expert. E+, ahahahahahaha, no. Even when they were kicking my ass, the patterns were still enjoyable, though. Just gotta get gud.
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
In with woke, out with James Carville
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Valor pleases you, Charlie, so grant me one request. Grant me REVENGE! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hell Satan! Archangelo!
Hell Satan! Welcome Year Zero, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If your "big tent" includes Marjorie Taylor Greene, tear that shit down and get a new tent
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Lots of "gotta hand it to"ing going around re: Dick Cheney. Let me be clear: fuuuuuuuuuuck that guy
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Reminder: you do not, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, "gotta hand it to" Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"Did you write that Epstein headline?"

"Sure did, boss! Real fuckin' nostalgic, just like you asked"
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Again, I am very glad that my parents don't exist on video so no soulless AI butcheries will ever be made of them
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
For context, this is a Bluesky mod explaining why notorious violent sociopath Patton Oswalt, among others, have been banned for threatening pedophiles.

Also, the Department Of War account has notably NOT been banned for their far more violent posts because, well, you know. You know why.
Our answer is no.

Conflating the topic of the discussion as support for the cause is a separate issue.

We’ve drawn this line since users have spoken repeatedly that they don’t want violent rhetoric here.

It’s just a near impossible task to do at scale consistently across languages/context.
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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if we didn't allow pedophiles, who would Jay and Aaron hang out with?
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Patton Oswalt said nothing wrong. Wow, what a great place this is becoming. Can't wait for the mods to make zany ha ha posts about waffles in response.
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM