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Larry
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He/Him. Cisgender. "Purity tests" are great, actually! Fuck TERFs. Fuck AI slop.
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The hot dog costume guy frantically saying we're all trying to find the guy who did this.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The hot dog costume guy frantically saying we're all trying to find the guy who did this.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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A black and white picture of a sign in a window that says "CONSUME" from the movie They Live.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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A panel from the webcomic Penny Arcade featuring Tycho and Gabe. Gabe is holding a book. Tycho: "We will start here." Gabe: "Dune? It sounds dry." Tycho: "I'm trying not to be amused by that."
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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My thoughts on the people threatening to leave Seattle if Katie Wilson wins.
Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in the movie Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory saying "Stop. Don't. Come back." in an insincere and deadpan voice.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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A man dressed as a hot dog from the show I Think You Should Leave.
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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A picture of Adam Carolla with the words "Listen up, liberal. My wife left me".
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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A Sicko looking through a window saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!"
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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WAKE UP MANCHESTER TOWNSHIP!
An image of the Hindenburg airship disaster on May 6, 1937.
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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skekSil has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
The character skekSil from the movie The Dark Crystal.
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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The Grinch glowering at the cover art to the song "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey. Below that, The Grinch is delighted by the cover art to the song "Last Christmas" by Wham!.
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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A tweet from lauren(@NotABigJerk): "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion".
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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A meme featuring Peter from Family Guy. A hand from an off-screen cop is holding up a chart next to Peter with various skin tones. The light skin tones are labeled "woke" and the dark ones are labeled "jihadist".
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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A tweet from Elon Musk: "True, have to admit trolls are kinda fun".
October 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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A take off of the "spil my jice" meme. A picture of the ICE agent on the ground pointing his gun with the words "I SPIL MY GUN MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP" to the right.
September 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I tried, but there's just an empty space
A search for Phil Collins on Bluesky: no results, just a white space
September 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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People, if you're not subscribed to the paper edition of The Onion, you are missing out.
An article from the September 2025 edition of The Onion, titled: "Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic". The article is a riff on Dr. Frankenstein pursuing his monster in the original novel.
September 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Just played the new song Gabriela by KATSEYE on Beat Saber. Fun! Plus, I played with normal sized blocks for the first time in ages and it felt like I had superpowers. I beat it with an SS rank the first time, that *never* happens!

160 people did it better, but I assume that's out of five million.
The "level cleared" screen for the song Gabriela by KATSEYE on Beat Saber. Expert+ difficulty. SS rank. The highscores for the song Gabriela by KATSEYE on Beat Saber, Expert+ difficulty. I'm rank 161.
September 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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I'm sure these are a noob choice, but every time I've picked these guys they've carried my ass. Unless/until they're not as good in the higher difficulties it's Bot Companion for life!
From the game Deadzone Rogue. The primary perk Bot Companion, which summons a... bot companion.
September 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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This is Gabe's fault. (Well, it's also BL4's fault for being so unoptimized I'm not sure my computer can run it all proper like)
A picture from Steam showing that I am currently downloading Deadzone Rogue
September 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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13%?? Come the fuck on, people.
The Rotten Tomatoes page for the movie "The One", starring Jet Li. 13% on the Tomatometer, 51% on the Popcornmeter.
September 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Me, whenever I log onto BlueSky
A famous New Age Healer from the Chick Tract "The Last Generation". He is saying "I'm looking for sickos..."
September 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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My thoughts on horns in songs
A meme featuring Geordi LaForge from Star Trek as played by LeVar Burton, in the style of the Drake "No/Yes" meme. The first panel has Geordi holding his hand up with the text "Horns that aren't the saxophone". The second panel has Geordi pointing approvingly at the text "The sweet, sexy saxophone".
September 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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A tweet from @darrenrovell on Twitter: "i feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content."
September 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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A meme in the format of the Drake Yes/No meme. A picture of a displeased Max Miller of Tasting History holding up some food item with the text "Seeing conservative videos show up on your feed". Below, a picture of a pleased Max Miller holding up a glass of red wine with the text: "Seeing Tasting History by Max Miller show up on your feed".
September 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM