Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth
@missjayjay.bsky.social
Vampiric Cult Leader.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
Oooo I have a lot of these.
Stop calling people or things “lame” as a placeholder for bad/stupid/pathetic etc. It’s ableist language!
Stop calling people or things “lame” as a placeholder for bad/stupid/pathetic etc. It’s ableist language!
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Oooo I have a lot of these.
Stop calling people or things “lame” as a placeholder for bad/stupid/pathetic etc. It’s ableist language!
Stop calling people or things “lame” as a placeholder for bad/stupid/pathetic etc. It’s ableist language!
People should consider for a moment that many people are only comfortable talking openly about being harassed, stalked, and doxxed once the person doing it is no longer able to continue doing so. That might be why you are only hearing now about how a certain “advocate” was not a good person.
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
People should consider for a moment that many people are only comfortable talking openly about being harassed, stalked, and doxxed once the person doing it is no longer able to continue doing so. That might be why you are only hearing now about how a certain “advocate” was not a good person.
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i swear if i see any of you mothefuckers rallying around marjorie taylor greene i will disown you
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i swear if i see any of you mothefuckers rallying around marjorie taylor greene i will disown you
One of the most devastating insults I’ve ever read. That it’s about Elon Musk is even better.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
One of the most devastating insults I’ve ever read. That it’s about Elon Musk is even better.
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
I aspire to this level of hating
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I aspire to this level of hating
Please look at my weenie
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Please look at my weenie
Really thought this has to be photoshopped but no, she really just looks like this at the ripe old age of 32.
laura loomer out here looking like 4 missing persons sewn together
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Really thought this has to be photoshopped but no, she really just looks like this at the ripe old age of 32.
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To think a day could start with news of Dick Cheney catching an express train to hell, and might end with footage of Andrew Cuomo accepting defeat…
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
To think a day could start with news of Dick Cheney catching an express train to hell, and might end with footage of Andrew Cuomo accepting defeat…
Find best friends who will help you out no questions asked (ILY @ginerso.bsky.social)
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Find best friends who will help you out no questions asked (ILY @ginerso.bsky.social)
Wondering I should even bother watching the new season of The Witcher…
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Wondering I should even bother watching the new season of The Witcher…
I can’t make my sportsball jokes on BlueSky because this site is full of people who use that term unironically 🙁 I’m being silenced.
November 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I can’t make my sportsball jokes on BlueSky because this site is full of people who use that term unironically 🙁 I’m being silenced.
Not ready for it to get dark at 5pm 🙁
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Not ready for it to get dark at 5pm 🙁
Just thought everyone should see this
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just thought everyone should see this
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October 31st November 1st
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
October 31st November 1st
I love real mangoes, but nearly every mango flavored item I’ve ever tried tastes like rotten fruit. I feel like it’s similar to banana in that they have not done a good job creating mango flavor.
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I love real mangoes, but nearly every mango flavored item I’ve ever tried tastes like rotten fruit. I feel like it’s similar to banana in that they have not done a good job creating mango flavor.
Clogging only one of your nostrils at night when you lay down to sleep
You’re a villain whose only power is mild inconvenience. Who are you and what’s your signature move?
November 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Clogging only one of your nostrils at night when you lay down to sleep
Is Mamdani gonna win on Tuesday??
November 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Is Mamdani gonna win on Tuesday??
It’s nice outside and last night I actually got chilly 🙏🏼
October 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It’s nice outside and last night I actually got chilly 🙏🏼
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Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother
I hope there’s not a nuclear war, but if there is one, I pray to god I’m at ground zero and don’t survive the first wave. I’m not built for that life.
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I hope there’s not a nuclear war, but if there is one, I pray to god I’m at ground zero and don’t survive the first wave. I’m not built for that life.
Whatever the outcome of this World Series ultimately is, the Mariners were not getting the Dodgers backed up against the wall like this because they didn’t have the cajones as a team.
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Whatever the outcome of this World Series ultimately is, the Mariners were not getting the Dodgers backed up against the wall like this because they didn’t have the cajones as a team.