Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth
banner
missjayjay.bsky.social
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth
@missjayjay.bsky.social
Vampiric Cult Leader.
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
One of the most devastating insults I’ve ever read. That it’s about Elon Musk is even better.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Please look at my other weenie
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Please look at my weenie
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Find best friends who will help you out no questions asked (ILY @ginerso.bsky.social)
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Just thought everyone should see this
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
He doesn’t want you to see it
October 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You know what, at least like 60% of Americans know our country fucking sucks & we speak about it accordingly. 98% of English people I encounter think they live in a utopia instead of on TERF Island where black pepper is considered “too spicy.”
October 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Probably gonna get screamed at for this, but their email had me rolling 😂
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
A Time To Kill, although The Net is an all-timer
October 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Imagine just looking like this
October 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This is a really strange thing to say about your employer and your boss when you’ve publicly posted who they are.
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Love to order a “small” drink at the movies lol
October 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
🍣🍱🫡
October 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Decades on the Internet and this is the funniest thing that anyone has ever said to me.
October 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My friend’s 4 year old drew me something similar! It’s on my fridge!

I meant to ask you - have you heard of this company called PTC?
October 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Since she deleted it but I believe in wellness, @ladytehilah.bsky.social believes that strangers opining on other’s health is necessary and good. Pls take a look at her info and reply here with what ailments you think she may have. Even if she seems like she wants you to stop, she doesn’t.
October 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Because she blocked me, this is the last thing that bitch said to me. Again I am undefeated in being able to spot losers immediately. I should teach a class.
October 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Free him now, we can’t have people this funny in jail over a little gambling
October 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Libertarians never beating the pedo allegations
October 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Imagine paying thousands of dollars for a bed that doesn’t work if there’s a web outage. You deserve this!!!
October 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is what counts for baseball analysis by Barstool sports guys lmao (the video is Josh Naylor jumping up to block a thrown double play ball).
October 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Ate homemade Indian food for dinner and I’m so happy but I also feel like this guy now
October 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
October 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
9 years ago, me and my girlfriends made it into several European papers, including this Norwegian one, thanks to a Reuters photographer at Oktoberfest in Munich lol
October 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM