Shelby
@misshapenchaos.bsky.social
Keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes ✌🏻
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November 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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He’s on the fast track to the piece of shit prize
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
He’s on the fast track to the piece of shit prize
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It’s weird how the “young” Republicans are actually full-grown men and JD Vance treats them as children who shouldn’t face consequences for their racism, misogyny, or xenophobia.
But pregnant 12-year-old little girls are treated as adults and must literally bear the consequences of rape and incest.
But pregnant 12-year-old little girls are treated as adults and must literally bear the consequences of rape and incest.
October 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It’s weird how the “young” Republicans are actually full-grown men and JD Vance treats them as children who shouldn’t face consequences for their racism, misogyny, or xenophobia.
But pregnant 12-year-old little girls are treated as adults and must literally bear the consequences of rape and incest.
But pregnant 12-year-old little girls are treated as adults and must literally bear the consequences of rape and incest.
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I’m old enough to remember that “I was just following orders” was no defense. Nor is it now.
September 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I’m old enough to remember that “I was just following orders” was no defense. Nor is it now.
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A bank is going to measure risk in some way and "ability to pay back a loan" is an objective measure. What alternative do you want? 50% interest rates? Based on address?
September 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A bank is going to measure risk in some way and "ability to pay back a loan" is an objective measure. What alternative do you want? 50% interest rates? Based on address?
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Let me know when the “don’t tread on me” bros rise up against the authoritarianism.
September 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Let me know when the “don’t tread on me” bros rise up against the authoritarianism.
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#GavinNewsom dubs the new concrete patio that replaced the Rose Garden at the White House “PREDATOR PATIO”.
That’s.
Spot.
F-cking.
On.
Credit:
@governor.ca.gov @meidastouch.com
That’s.
Spot.
F-cking.
On.
Credit:
@governor.ca.gov @meidastouch.com
September 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
#GavinNewsom dubs the new concrete patio that replaced the Rose Garden at the White House “PREDATOR PATIO”.
That’s.
Spot.
F-cking.
On.
Credit:
@governor.ca.gov @meidastouch.com
That’s.
Spot.
F-cking.
On.
Credit:
@governor.ca.gov @meidastouch.com
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The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
September 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
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The streets of Chicago are full with tens of thousands of people standing up to ICE and Trump.
Join us.
Join us.
September 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The streets of Chicago are full with tens of thousands of people standing up to ICE and Trump.
Join us.
Join us.
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I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org