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i think i ran a gbf guild once. now i'm just an old nerd.
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Boar's Head has ANOTHER Listeria infected product, and this time it's cheese. I would not trust this company again without substantial changes.
www.eatingwell.com/boars-head-c...
www.eatingwell.com/boars-head-c...
Boar's Head Just Recalled Cheese Due to Listeria Contamination—Here’s What to Know
There’s an active recall on two Boar’s Head cheese products sold nationwide because of a Listeria risk. Read on for more information.
www.eatingwell.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Boar's Head has ANOTHER Listeria infected product, and this time it's cheese. I would not trust this company again without substantial changes.
www.eatingwell.com/boars-head-c...
www.eatingwell.com/boars-head-c...
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『エヴァ』仕様の“非常食”が12月3日より販売開始。特務機関NERV指定の「梅ごはん」「梅干し」として登場。独自のコンセプトをベースにした“食べる防災アイテム”
https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/251127r
https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/251127r
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
『エヴァ』仕様の“非常食”が12月3日より販売開始。特務機関NERV指定の「梅ごはん」「梅干し」として登場。独自のコンセプトをベースにした“食べる防災アイテム”
https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/251127r
https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/251127r
Nooooo.
Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Nooooo.
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When you’re not sure why the dog is staring up at the roof so you go out to check and suddenly realize you’re now part of a side quest
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When you’re not sure why the dog is staring up at the roof so you go out to check and suddenly realize you’re now part of a side quest
I can't say I've ever received an email like this before
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I can't say I've ever received an email like this before
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The CDC says that vaccines cause autism. Medical professionals say that they do not. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The CDC says that vaccines cause autism. Medical professionals say that they do not. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Thanksgiving is coming.
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Thanksgiving is coming.
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we decided to give the computers that run society the weakness from the 1966 television show "star trek" where you can argue with them in plain english to defeat them
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
we decided to give the computers that run society the weakness from the 1966 television show "star trek" where you can argue with them in plain english to defeat them
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The Germans have a word, Backpfeifengesicht, which roughly translates to "a face in need of a fist". Just going to leave that bit of knowledge there.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Germans have a word, Backpfeifengesicht, which roughly translates to "a face in need of a fist". Just going to leave that bit of knowledge there.
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
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If SCOTUS kills the stupid tariffs I am buying 3 of every single one of these
Please help, I've fallen down the Temu screaming goat throw pillow rabbithole
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If SCOTUS kills the stupid tariffs I am buying 3 of every single one of these
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Everyone is dunking on Kim Kardashian. The truth is the California bar is notoriously hard, the pass rate was only 55%, the pass rate for people who didn‘t go to an accredited law school is way lower, and lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers.
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Everyone is dunking on Kim Kardashian. The truth is the California bar is notoriously hard, the pass rate was only 55%, the pass rate for people who didn‘t go to an accredited law school is way lower, and lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers.
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In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
August 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
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Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”
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we've arrived at the future and unfortunately, it looks something like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DBa...
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
we've arrived at the future and unfortunately, it looks something like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DBa...
Lol. Well, it was worth a try I guess…? Idk about $6 though
November 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Lol. Well, it was worth a try I guess…? Idk about $6 though
youtu.be/V5fIXI_Rx9M given the current political climate I nominate this brilliant cover as the new official US anthem
DOMi reharmonizing the national anthem (Ingrid Andress - Home Run Derby 2024)
YouTube video by DOMi & JD BECK
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
youtu.be/V5fIXI_Rx9M given the current political climate I nominate this brilliant cover as the new official US anthem
What’s wrong with this picture
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What’s wrong with this picture
watching a random japanese band play bluegrass on youtube - www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rLH...
October 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
watching a random japanese band play bluegrass on youtube - www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rLH...
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
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WBEZ/Sun-Times are crowd-sourcing a map of ICE raids.
Put aside what they’re doing and to whom and why.
The fact that the people of an American city, including the mayor and governor, have to guess where Federal agents are operating, is itself insane.
interactive.wbez.org/uploader/en/
Put aside what they’re doing and to whom and why.
The fact that the people of an American city, including the mayor and governor, have to guess where Federal agents are operating, is itself insane.
interactive.wbez.org/uploader/en/
October 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
WBEZ/Sun-Times are crowd-sourcing a map of ICE raids.
Put aside what they’re doing and to whom and why.
The fact that the people of an American city, including the mayor and governor, have to guess where Federal agents are operating, is itself insane.
interactive.wbez.org/uploader/en/
Put aside what they’re doing and to whom and why.
The fact that the people of an American city, including the mayor and governor, have to guess where Federal agents are operating, is itself insane.
interactive.wbez.org/uploader/en/
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.