So I brought bagels and cream cheese home today for the holidays and TSA confiscated the cream cheese because they consider it a liquid. Okay, fine. Dumb but expected.

Then they told me if I left security and SPREAD THE CREAM CHEESE ON THE BAGELS I could bring them back through with no issue.

Outside @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social HQ shortly after his historic win.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Remember when Stephen Miller claimed the Chicago apartment raid was on a building “filled with Tren de Aragua terrorists”?

Well, DHS has now dropped the number of alleged TdA members arrested in the building from 2 to 1.

I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

this exists it is called thinking

I vaguely remember tweeting something like the country that effectively captures this free energy source at scale will rule the 21st century. whelp.

I attended the Burbank Media industry job fair yesterday, where no one was hiring. At the job fair. The fair for jobs.

A feature I’d like to see added to this app is the ability to search for people you follow based on a vague description of their profile picture when you forget what their name is

Part of the grinding daily terribleness is how everything RFK Jr. does is exactly what it was clear RFK Jr. would do if anyone were cynical enough to put him in charge of health, Pam Bondi is doing exactly what anyone knew Trump would require his A.G. to do—brutally obvious and obviously brutal

guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T

pretty sure i could smell the panic coming from the cluster of men huddled around the empty Hallmark card display in the grocery store at 5:30pm on Valentine's Day

An American flag built on the backs of Black people...

Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways

All this in New Orleans... What a moment

This was actually an Onion article in 1997, but print the legend. www.irishcentral.com/culture/crai...

(*blinks in Navajo codetalkers*)

every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”