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*he/him in flyover country
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If you want to be able to tell your family how you rapidly developed cancer at such a young age, I'd recommend doing this one thing*

*consuming crown vic motor oil that has been processed by a smooth 55k miles
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Yes, but with a leftover corn cob. And another $1200 to get it surgically removed from her intestines. She ate another one a month later.

But those eyes.
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
cat tax
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Be better customers? Dress up? Help with ... something? Hell, I don't know!

This guy is tapping out.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
June Christy's control of a bold and powerful voice was the perfect pairing for the bands of Stan Kenton. #christy100

youtu.be/VHVE87xclio?...
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
How I look reading your posts:
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The secret cheese sauce! A much poorer self used to work at the Columbia House call center and there was a small noble romans across the street. Scrounging up a few bucks to actually feast on a lunch of NR's breadsticks and cheese whenever possible.
www.reddit.com/r/Indiana/co...
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Wrote about Todd Snider, East Nashville and how the more things change, the more they change.

www.dontrocktheinbox.com/something-go...
Something good comes along, then it’s gone: Farewell, Todd Snider.
When I moved to East Nashville in 2012, legend had it that if you wanted to find Todd Snider, all you had to do was go to Drifter’s BBQ in Five Points, and he’d be there at the bar. Nashville always h...
www.dontrocktheinbox.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
my ASMR is hearing the piano key and hammer action as vital as any melody and harmony that the wire provides

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL0U...
Nils Frahm - Monuments Again (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Nils Frahm
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Reads like Kennedy Dynasty fanfic. Like she wrote this before she even met the guy.
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect

insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Watching Old Disney* films with my kids so they don't get exposed to that woke shit

*Pagan single witch, Angela Landsbury, and her orphaned kids kick Nazi ass with magic
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Unfortunately Dolly wins. No sports. It's all leaves and gutters today.
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Dolly doesn't want to watch sports today and I don't want to clean the gutters and mulch leaves. We're at an impasse on the couch, unable to resolve this dilemma.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
One single human has no right getting this so hilariously accurate all by themselves.
The Best 100 Rap Albums List: Recast as Rock Albums.

@sonraw.bsky.social runs through Pitchfork's recent rewiring of the rap canon and re-imagines it by applying the same list-making decisions to rock albums.

8,000 words of inside baseball brilliance.

www.passionweiss.com/2025/11/14/t...
The 100 Best Rap Albums Of All-Time List – As Rock Albums | Passion of the Weiss
"They'd never have the balls to do this to rock music." Son Raw dissects and inverts the new canon.
www.passionweiss.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It's adorable that @iankarmel.bsky.social is early enough in his jazz-head phase that he can draft Ken Burns Jazz documentary as something to sleep to. Once he has developed elaborate and deep-seated opinions on this subject, he will long for the innocence of this time.
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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I feel like it degrades the real issue when we invent political reasons to hate this guy or Portnoy. Their faces are all the justification I need.
McAfee deploys the troops defense much for the same reason he donates money, it's supposed to insulate him from any criticism.
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Great day to be stuck in the lobby for my kid's 1 hour OT appointment.
*HOUSE PANEL RELEASES ADDITIONAL 20,000 EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Getting upset watching E.T. because he's always wanting to go "home" — never to work
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Folks. Our inability to move on from the zeitgeist of the wistful "Let's Post About The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" era is getting a little Epic Bacon. If next year's 51st anniversary continues this form of poster's madness, we may need to commission a labeler.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Vaxxed? 👀
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Respond with the same actor as hero and villain
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What in the William S Burroughs-Ass kind of future are we living in?

realitystudio.org/texts/naked-...
October 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM