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mingusmonk
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Yes, but with a leftover corn cob. And another $1200 to get it surgically removed from her intestines. She ate another one a month later.

But those eyes.
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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cat tax
Grey white tiger cat on a wooden counter with a refraction of light prism shining on her chest
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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How I look reading your posts:
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Unfortunately Dolly wins. No sports. It's all leaves and gutters today.
View from house rooftop. A yard full of leaves ... And trees
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Dolly doesn't want to watch sports today and I don't want to clean the gutters and mulch leaves. We're at an impasse on the couch, unable to resolve this dilemma.
Gray cat on myap fighting sleep and losing
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Front view of book cover Completely MAD: A History of the Comic Book and Magazine by Maria Reidelbach The Charles Mingus CAT-alog for toilet training your cat
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Respond with the same actor as hero and villain
Paul Giamatti as John Adams Paul Giamatti as a blue Hollywood executive
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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If you're posting on LinkedIn because otherwise, you won't get love, you're a psycho anyways.
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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What in the William S Burroughs-Ass kind of future are we living in?

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After a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and started eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: “It’s you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we dont need you around here any more. I can talk and eat and shit.”
October 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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You know when that "Lists Blocked By" takes forever to load, a huge number is going to be delivered.
October 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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kool aid man with a text bubble implying he is saying whatever is below this image
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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This one is very easy to believe. Young Hegseth begging his superiors to be allowed to do war crimes
Hegseth sayding "that's all I ever wanted as a platoon leader"
September 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Let's celebrate Monday with a mood enhancement!
Your muted words yglesias
September 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains or Soundgarden.
Album cover for De La Soul is dead
September 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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GUNS
ABUNDANT LIFE
A strip mall sign from multiple stores. One sign reading GUNS and the next directly beneath it reading ABUNDANT LIFE. In all caps
September 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Cubs pitcher edition
September 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I support the human rights of my trans homies full stop. If you think you're "building a coalition" by pearl clutching when constituents stand for something so basic, think again.
‪@wirednavi.bsky.social‬ · 17h The problem with this premise is that a coalition needs to be willing to push for the agendas of its constituent groups, such as 'don't elect a transphobe'. If the coalition isn't willing to agree to that, they don't want to add to the coalition, they just want to co-opt that group's votes. The conservative coalition didn't win on a basis of 'achieve fascism', its component groups wanted different, non-competing things. Expecting groups to adhere to a pure 'remove fascism' agenda isn't coalition-building, it's just telling them that their agendas don't matter, which will never fly. It won't fly both because people aren't going to drop support of the causes that energize them (and if they did, they wouldn't be energized) and because in a lot of cases those causes are just their own well-being, so saying The Cause is more important is saying their well-being is not important. If your goal is to draw a group into your coalition, and they say 'this candidate is unacceptable', the thing to do is learn why, then _make that part of the coalition's agenda_, not demand they acquiesce. Otherwise, there is no coalition, just secure people demanding votes from the less secure.
September 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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We do not speak of the cursed "triple hearsay"
Speaking to PEOPLE in 2024, a Kennedy spokesperson said, "The accusations about Robert Kennedy are categorically false and he will not participate in reporting on triple hearsay allegations made in a dispute between other people."
August 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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DNC really leaning into surveillance vibes on this one lol
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August 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
Mr. McGuire with his arm around Benjamin Braddock: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word ... Plastics.
August 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
August 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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As a long time open wheel fan, I almost had to bail in the opening of this episode of HDTGM. Not because of frustration at @paulscheer.com et al., knowing nothing about CART/Indycar/F1. But because of the self-loathing it induced in me remembering the complete history of this film's development.
Screenshot shot of the How Did This Get Made podcast episode on Sylvester Stallone's Driven.
August 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Say what you will about her messages to Elon Musk, but I KNOW she watches Mick Jagger in Freejack on repeat.
August 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Me reading this release
Spin: ever wanted to hear band of horses or iron& wine cover Kendrick Lamar? Well now you can. Iron and wine and band of horses team up for new covers album featuring Kendrick Lamar, Foreigner and boygenius songs. Vince McMahon 4-panel reaction meme. Panel 1 band of horses, panel 2. Pairing with iron and wine. Panel 3 for a covers album. Panel 4 including kinder Lamar tracks.
August 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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S Tier work by the Bergmans. RIP.
With Dave Grusin, the Bergmans wrote the theme songs for the television series The Sandy Duncan Show (1972), Maude ("And Then There's Maude", 1972), and Good Times (1974). The Bergmans also wrote "Worlds" for the series Bracken's World (1969),[37] and the theme for Alice ("There's a New Girl In Town", 1976), with David Shire.[38]
July 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM