Sean Keeley
@seankeeley.bsky.social
Managing Editor at Comeback Media: @awfulannouncing.bsky.social & @thecomeback.bsky.social. Bagel snob in Seattle. http://itsashanda.com
Rob Lowe ass shirt
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Rob Lowe ass shirt
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Furious Mayor Wilson Pounds Fist On Table Demanding Chalice Of NIMBY Blood: tinyurl.com/mr7kpkrk
January 3, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Furious Mayor Wilson Pounds Fist On Table Demanding Chalice Of NIMBY Blood: tinyurl.com/mr7kpkrk
He said X was The Everything App and he sure meant everything.
January 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
He said X was The Everything App and he sure meant everything.
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It's been a while, and perhaps you're new here, so here's the Awful Announcing Contributor Starter Pack for all your sports media news and commentary needs go.bsky.app/aTtEcN
January 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
It's been a while, and perhaps you're new here, so here's the Awful Announcing Contributor Starter Pack for all your sports media news and commentary needs go.bsky.app/aTtEcN
Kirk Herbstreit lambasted Alabama for being "embarrassing" in their 38-3 loss to Indiana. If he's looking for someone to blame for why the three-loss Tide were there to begin with, he should start with... Kirk Herbstreit. bit.ly/3LgTe9G
January 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Kirk Herbstreit lambasted Alabama for being "embarrassing" in their 38-3 loss to Indiana. If he's looking for someone to blame for why the three-loss Tide were there to begin with, he should start with... Kirk Herbstreit. bit.ly/3LgTe9G
Got spicy about the CFP
January 2, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Got spicy about the CFP
My Top 5 movies of 2025 are finally in. You're welcome:
1. Train Dreams
2. Marty Supreme
3. Weapons
4. Sinners
5. Eddington
1. Train Dreams
2. Marty Supreme
3. Weapons
4. Sinners
5. Eddington
January 2, 2026 at 11:40 AM
My Top 5 movies of 2025 are finally in. You're welcome:
1. Train Dreams
2. Marty Supreme
3. Weapons
4. Sinners
5. Eddington
1. Train Dreams
2. Marty Supreme
3. Weapons
4. Sinners
5. Eddington
The problem isn’t Group of Five schools. The playoff itself is the problem.
January 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The problem isn’t Group of Five schools. The playoff itself is the problem.
It’s good for Alabama to see what a quality football program looks like up close. They’ll be better for it.
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
It’s good for Alabama to see what a quality football program looks like up close. They’ll be better for it.
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It’s wild to me that the suits are jamming ads into the Redzone channel and making you get 4 streaming packages to watch all the football and yet if you watch a game in 4k it’s commercial free and you just get to watch fans coming back from getting beers and taking selfies
January 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
It’s wild to me that the suits are jamming ads into the Redzone channel and making you get 4 streaming packages to watch all the football and yet if you watch a game in 4k it’s commercial free and you just get to watch fans coming back from getting beers and taking selfies
Texas Tech and Alabama stole CFP bids from G5 schools
January 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Texas Tech and Alabama stole CFP bids from G5 schools
Maybe we should focus less on Indiana in the Rose Bowl and focus more on how we can live In The Annals of the Risen Bro.
January 1, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Maybe we should focus less on Indiana in the Rose Bowl and focus more on how we can live In The Annals of the Risen Bro.
I haven’t seen Hoosiers repel Alabaman-led attacks like this since Morgan’s Raid in 1863.
January 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I haven’t seen Hoosiers repel Alabaman-led attacks like this since Morgan’s Raid in 1863.
The Car Fox is an erroneous representation of what foxes actually look like.
January 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
The Car Fox is an erroneous representation of what foxes actually look like.
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Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
I can't root for Miami but the ACC winning the national title would piss off so many people in college football that I wouldn't be mad at it.
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I can't root for Miami but the ACC winning the national title would piss off so many people in college football that I wouldn't be mad at it.
I haven’t seen people from Florida and Ohio compete in a battle to be the worst like this since the last Presidential election.
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I haven’t seen people from Florida and Ohio compete in a battle to be the worst like this since the last Presidential election.
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The Terror (2018)
a ship needs to be a little codependant and toxic to be fun. It's fiction, after all. ships need to be a bit fucked up
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The Terror (2018)
Today is the final day to help me hit my goal. Will you spare $5 to help me reach my $500,000 goal? There’s still time to make an impact. Now is the time to make a difference. Will you help? It’s not too late!
December 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Today is the final day to help me hit my goal. Will you spare $5 to help me reach my $500,000 goal? There’s still time to make an impact. Now is the time to make a difference. Will you help? It’s not too late!
Makes you wonder if the Stranger Things kids did something to throw off the rightful trajectory of our world that would have anointed Don McPherson as the proper Heisman Trophy winner that year.
stranger things season 5 takes place during tim brown's heisman winning 1987 campaign
December 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Makes you wonder if the Stranger Things kids did something to throw off the rightful trajectory of our world that would have anointed Don McPherson as the proper Heisman Trophy winner that year.
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stranger things season 5 takes place during tim brown's heisman winning 1987 campaign
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Oh hey @seankeeley.bsky.social
Immediately said “Let’s go get a wutterice” without hesitation
December 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Immediately said “Let’s go get a wutterice” without hesitation
What time is Notre Dame's bowl game?
December 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What time is Notre Dame's bowl game?
Let's take a look back at the highs, lows, bests, and worsts of Seattle-area bagels and beyond with The 2025 Shandies
The 2025 Shandies: The year in Seattle bagels
Let's take a look back at the highs, lows, bests, and worsts of Seattle-area bagels and beyond.
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December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Let's take a look back at the highs, lows, bests, and worsts of Seattle-area bagels and beyond with The 2025 Shandies