Mindful Hedgehog
@mindfulhedgehog.bsky.social
Former Marine Corps crayon-eater turned healthcare worker. Anti-fascism in all its forms.
Overly fond of whimsy, mostly feral, nocturnal, soft squishy underbelly, prone to rolling into a ball.
Overly fond of whimsy, mostly feral, nocturnal, soft squishy underbelly, prone to rolling into a ball.
The last time Trump told Ukraine they "didn't have the cards" they took out Putin's strategic bomber fleet. I look forward to Ukraine's sequal.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The last time Trump told Ukraine they "didn't have the cards" they took out Putin's strategic bomber fleet. I look forward to Ukraine's sequal.
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I wonder what its like to not be a major inconvenience to the people I love.
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Trump openly fantasizes about executing Democrats who had the audacity to remind the military something we learned in boot camp.
In a sane world Truth Social would be pulled from Google Play and whatever the hell Apple calls their version.
In a sane world Truth Social would be pulled from Google Play and whatever the hell Apple calls their version.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Trump openly fantasizes about executing Democrats who had the audacity to remind the military something we learned in boot camp.
In a sane world Truth Social would be pulled from Google Play and whatever the hell Apple calls their version.
In a sane world Truth Social would be pulled from Google Play and whatever the hell Apple calls their version.
Tuesday should never be a holiday because all it does is make Wednesday feel like a second Monday.
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Tuesday should never be a holiday because all it does is make Wednesday feel like a second Monday.
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I'll start:
Rinse your cereal bowl right away.
Rinse your cereal bowl right away.
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'll start:
Rinse your cereal bowl right away.
Rinse your cereal bowl right away.
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don't let Mayor Johnson's masterful answer to a dumb question get lost in the shuffle: "we don't have 'illegal aliens.' is that some sci-fi show? legal term for my people was 'slave'—you want me to use that?" @mayorofchicago.bsky.social #MustWatch
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
don't let Mayor Johnson's masterful answer to a dumb question get lost in the shuffle: "we don't have 'illegal aliens.' is that some sci-fi show? legal term for my people was 'slave'—you want me to use that?" @mayorofchicago.bsky.social #MustWatch
Trump is absolutely desperate to 1) get the noble prize and 2) be a billionaire.
The BBC should absolutely NOT settle. Yes they totally f***'d up their editing, but 1/6 was also totally Trump's fault.
The BBC should absolutely NOT settle. Yes they totally f***'d up their editing, but 1/6 was also totally Trump's fault.
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Trump is absolutely desperate to 1) get the noble prize and 2) be a billionaire.
The BBC should absolutely NOT settle. Yes they totally f***'d up their editing, but 1/6 was also totally Trump's fault.
The BBC should absolutely NOT settle. Yes they totally f***'d up their editing, but 1/6 was also totally Trump's fault.
This is so disgusting and offensive. I love it.
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is so disgusting and offensive. I love it.
Burn any and all of those sick f****. If you touch a child you dont deserve a future.
“This could take down Democrats, too.”
You promise?
You promise?
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Burn any and all of those sick f****. If you touch a child you dont deserve a future.
I hate that both parties have been playing political games for years with information that could bring an unknown number of child molesters and rapists to justice.
If Trump has nothing to hide, he'd tell Pam Bondi to release the Epstein Files like they all promised.
Mike Johnson would have sworn in Adelita Grijalva yesterday.
Ghislaine Maxwell would be sent back to Florida prison instead of being pampered in Club Fed in Texas.
And...
He's guilty as hell.
Mike Johnson would have sworn in Adelita Grijalva yesterday.
Ghislaine Maxwell would be sent back to Florida prison instead of being pampered in Club Fed in Texas.
And...
He's guilty as hell.
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I hate that both parties have been playing political games for years with information that could bring an unknown number of child molesters and rapists to justice.
You're at water.
I need you at Liquid Death.
I need you at Liquid Death.
You’re at fries.
I need you at garlic truffle pommes frites.
I need you at garlic truffle pommes frites.
You're at thin crust.
I need you at Sicilian.
I need you at Sicilian.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You're at water.
I need you at Liquid Death.
I need you at Liquid Death.
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Joke’s on everyone who said liberal arts degrees don’t prepare you for the real world - my studies in rise of the Third Reich now doubles as a survival guide.
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Joke’s on everyone who said liberal arts degrees don’t prepare you for the real world - my studies in rise of the Third Reich now doubles as a survival guide.
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All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
Imagine what would happen if all the air traffic controllers got together and realized they have the power to bring any govt to it's knees almost instantly?
Oh, you want to make healthcare unaffordable for those who aren't super rich? OK, then we're going to phase in a 100% walkout, starting now.
Oh, you want to make healthcare unaffordable for those who aren't super rich? OK, then we're going to phase in a 100% walkout, starting now.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Imagine what would happen if all the air traffic controllers got together and realized they have the power to bring any govt to it's knees almost instantly?
Oh, you want to make healthcare unaffordable for those who aren't super rich? OK, then we're going to phase in a 100% walkout, starting now.
Oh, you want to make healthcare unaffordable for those who aren't super rich? OK, then we're going to phase in a 100% walkout, starting now.
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Every person who thinks it's just pedantry to argue about what constitutes "fascism" should think very hard about how much damage has been done to American life by the indiscriminate and incorrect usage of words like "terrorism," "war," "treason" and "communist", among many others.
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Every person who thinks it's just pedantry to argue about what constitutes "fascism" should think very hard about how much damage has been done to American life by the indiscriminate and incorrect usage of words like "terrorism," "war," "treason" and "communist", among many others.
'Welcome to Derry' will need to up its game if it wants to beat reality.
This woman is 32 years old?
laura loomer out here looking like 4 missing persons sewn together
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
'Welcome to Derry' will need to up its game if it wants to beat reality.
Gotta love a Stargate callback.
Lord Anubis has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Gotta love a Stargate callback.
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"How much sacrifice you are willing to endure today for your future self?" is a question that is a function of both personal values and behavior things you can control and the environment you can't.
November 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"How much sacrifice you are willing to endure today for your future self?" is a question that is a function of both personal values and behavior things you can control and the environment you can't.
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Death
Death
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Mayday
Mayday
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Necro Wafers
Necro Wafers
October 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Death
Death
A kick in the feels that is going to stay with me a while.
October 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A kick in the feels that is going to stay with me a while.
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"How can you make jokes at a time like this?!"
Sir, that dark sense of humor is a load-bearing structure.
Sir, that dark sense of humor is a load-bearing structure.
October 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"How can you make jokes at a time like this?!"
Sir, that dark sense of humor is a load-bearing structure.
Sir, that dark sense of humor is a load-bearing structure.
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October 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Dear Canada, if you happen to read this, please invade us and make us your province.
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Dear Canada, if you happen to read this, please invade us and make us your province.