Topcode
@mildannoyancenexus.help
Least active medium writer, shitposter, and vaugely sciency guy.
also not really a guy my gender and sexuality are a gayness optimization protocol so it varies.
also not really a guy my gender and sexuality are a gayness optimization protocol so it varies.
ahh man who could have ever predicted this!
other than fucking everyone obviously
other than fucking everyone obviously
LOUISIANA: ICE officer pleads guilty to sexually abusing Nicaraguan detainee for
Months “while she was under his authority”
Months “while she was under his authority”
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 AM
ahh man who could have ever predicted this!
other than fucking everyone obviously
other than fucking everyone obviously
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Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis https://theonion.com/israel-agrees-to-go-back-to-killing-palestinians-on-less-frequent-basis/
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis https://theonion.com/israel-agrees-to-go-back-to-killing-palestinians-on-less-frequent-basis/
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weird little guy (respectful)
December 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
weird little guy (respectful)
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid http://theonion.com/rfk-jr-mandates-all-americans-drink-mysterious-glowing-liquid/
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid http://theonion.com/rfk-jr-mandates-all-americans-drink-mysterious-glowing-liquid/
I am in a weird mental place where when I hear "penis envy" I thought of the variety of shrooms, and was confused as to how shrooms got wilder post op.
Post-op 'penis envy' is kinda wild.
I can think about what it *would be* like to have a penis, and feel intrigue and wonder.
Yet when I recall what it *was* like, I get memories of pain and resentment.
I usually let my imagination drive for this one.
I can think about what it *would be* like to have a penis, and feel intrigue and wonder.
Yet when I recall what it *was* like, I get memories of pain and resentment.
I usually let my imagination drive for this one.
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I am in a weird mental place where when I hear "penis envy" I thought of the variety of shrooms, and was confused as to how shrooms got wilder post op.
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Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup https://theonion.com/congress-passes-law-banning-women-from-leaving-house-without-makeup/
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup https://theonion.com/congress-passes-law-banning-women-from-leaving-house-without-makeup/
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How dare you be a non-white weird freak? don't you know being a weird freak is only allowed for white cis women? -Tumblr right after they went on a rant about letting people be weird
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
How dare you be a non-white weird freak? don't you know being a weird freak is only allowed for white cis women? -Tumblr right after they went on a rant about letting people be weird
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Here are some nice mushrooms
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.
I tripped and fell on an estrogen vial. Went straight up my ass. Nothing could be done. Its still up there.
I tripped and fell on an estrogen vial. Went straight up my ass. Nothing could be done. Its still up there.
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.
I tried to exploit an opening in the local underground hormone market, but then got high on my own supply
I tried to exploit an opening in the local underground hormone market, but then got high on my own supply
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.
As a kid playing catch with my Dad, he accidentally hit me in the face with a baseball. When I started to cry, he told me "Boys don't cry." He always made good arguments, so I figured that since I couldn't stop crying, that meant I wasn't a boy.
As a kid playing catch with my Dad, he accidentally hit me in the face with a baseball. When I started to cry, he told me "Boys don't cry." He always made good arguments, so I figured that since I couldn't stop crying, that meant I wasn't a boy.
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.
I tripped and fell on an estrogen vial. Went straight up my ass. Nothing could be done. Its still up there.
I tripped and fell on an estrogen vial. Went straight up my ass. Nothing could be done. Its still up there.
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I haven’t stopped thinking about this frog since learning about it a few days ago, so now this knowledge is your problem too.
Meet the turtle frog (Myobatrachus gouldii) – a round burrow gremlin from Australia. It gets its name from looking like a turtle that lost its shell.
📸 Stephen Zozaya
Meet the turtle frog (Myobatrachus gouldii) – a round burrow gremlin from Australia. It gets its name from looking like a turtle that lost its shell.
📸 Stephen Zozaya
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I haven’t stopped thinking about this frog since learning about it a few days ago, so now this knowledge is your problem too.
Meet the turtle frog (Myobatrachus gouldii) – a round burrow gremlin from Australia. It gets its name from looking like a turtle that lost its shell.
📸 Stephen Zozaya
Meet the turtle frog (Myobatrachus gouldii) – a round burrow gremlin from Australia. It gets its name from looking like a turtle that lost its shell.
📸 Stephen Zozaya
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Fire Opal "Opalized Wood' From Virgin Valley District, Virgin Valley, Humboldt Co., Nevada
Credit: Exceptional Minerals
Credit: Exceptional Minerals
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Fire Opal "Opalized Wood' From Virgin Valley District, Virgin Valley, Humboldt Co., Nevada
Credit: Exceptional Minerals
Credit: Exceptional Minerals
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Gotta say, as a survivor, I’m not super loving this thing where the Department of Justice is running a cover-up of evidence the President sexually abused minors.
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Gotta say, as a survivor, I’m not super loving this thing where the Department of Justice is running a cover-up of evidence the President sexually abused minors.
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My viral post from earlier is currently at the ‘30+ notifications whenever I open bluesky’ stage.
December 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My viral post from earlier is currently at the ‘30+ notifications whenever I open bluesky’ stage.
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catgirl 1: "meow~"
catgirl 2: "meow!"
me: "meow"
catgirl 1: "are you a catgirl too??"
me: "no—i've just picked up some of the language"
catgirl 2: "meow!"
me: "meow"
catgirl 1: "are you a catgirl too??"
me: "no—i've just picked up some of the language"
December 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
catgirl 1: "meow~"
catgirl 2: "meow!"
me: "meow"
catgirl 1: "are you a catgirl too??"
me: "no—i've just picked up some of the language"
catgirl 2: "meow!"
me: "meow"
catgirl 1: "are you a catgirl too??"
me: "no—i've just picked up some of the language"
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The news makes me think about this scene every single day.
July 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The news makes me think about this scene every single day.
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![Comic. [Two people one one side of a pile of seven apples, next to person with long hair next to five apples.] PERSON: Okay, with my seven apples added to your five, we have… let’s se… twelve apples! PERSON 2 [with hands raised]: Incredible! Perfect agreement with the theory! [caption] Experimental Mathematicians](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifgv5skm72kzcxgexs4hbpex45met5vxhb6kf2aqshmktmo37nl5a@jpeg)
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A nice cluster of Cladonia #lichen spp...plus the remains of what was a cloudberry flower. #fungi #fungifriends #wildflower
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
A nice cluster of Cladonia #lichen spp...plus the remains of what was a cloudberry flower. #fungi #fungifriends #wildflower
this isn't even satire what the hell
December 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
this isn't even satire what the hell
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Chocolate tube slime mold on a sprig..of moss. Stemonitis sp. NWT, Canada.
Slime mold is about 2cm wide.
#slime #myxo #fungifriends
Slime mold is about 2cm wide.
#slime #myxo #fungifriends
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Chocolate tube slime mold on a sprig..of moss. Stemonitis sp. NWT, Canada.
Slime mold is about 2cm wide.
#slime #myxo #fungifriends
Slime mold is about 2cm wide.
#slime #myxo #fungifriends
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On the 2nd day of fossils, my true love gave to me...
An arthropod with 2 elements preserved.
A heavily pyritized arthropod, possibly Emeraldella brutoni, from the 500 million year old Weeks Fm. of Utah with a phosphatized gut tract. Green is phosphorus. Pink is iron.
1/x
#12DaysofFossils
An arthropod with 2 elements preserved.
A heavily pyritized arthropod, possibly Emeraldella brutoni, from the 500 million year old Weeks Fm. of Utah with a phosphatized gut tract. Green is phosphorus. Pink is iron.
1/x
#12DaysofFossils
December 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
On the 2nd day of fossils, my true love gave to me...
An arthropod with 2 elements preserved.
A heavily pyritized arthropod, possibly Emeraldella brutoni, from the 500 million year old Weeks Fm. of Utah with a phosphatized gut tract. Green is phosphorus. Pink is iron.
1/x
#12DaysofFossils
An arthropod with 2 elements preserved.
A heavily pyritized arthropod, possibly Emeraldella brutoni, from the 500 million year old Weeks Fm. of Utah with a phosphatized gut tract. Green is phosphorus. Pink is iron.
1/x
#12DaysofFossils
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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Here are some nice mushrooms
December 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
yeah so i get that but like.... its really Epic (patent pending)(trademark)
EVERYBODY ONLINE: space is the worst possible place for a data center, doesn't anyone at this paper know a single thing about thermodynamics???
EVERY MAJOR PUBLICATION IN AMERICA: do opinions count
EVERY MAJOR PUBLICATION IN AMERICA: do opinions count
December 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
yeah so i get that but like.... its really Epic (patent pending)(trademark)
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A giant, one inch high Lichenomphalia umbellifera basidiolichen, on a stick. The green algal mat lichen thallus(body) is visible. #lichen #fungi #fungifriends #mushroom.
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
A giant, one inch high Lichenomphalia umbellifera basidiolichen, on a stick. The green algal mat lichen thallus(body) is visible. #lichen #fungi #fungifriends #mushroom.
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periodic reminder that the crusade against MSG was just racism and it is actually just magical science salt that gets you More Yummy for Less Sodium
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
periodic reminder that the crusade against MSG was just racism and it is actually just magical science salt that gets you More Yummy for Less Sodium