Mike Suszek
@mikesuszek.bsky.social
By day: Digital marketing for a museum | By night: Playdate indie game dev and football dork | All the time: Big dumb idiot
Is it rattlesnake
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Is it rattlesnake
I haven’t been this eager to read someone else’s mail since I worked at the post office
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I haven’t been this eager to read someone else’s mail since I worked at the post office
Just got an interesting job posting from a recruiter but I noticed it’s a gmail address, does anyone know if this might be legit? I’ve never worked in travel booking before, sounds fun!
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Just got an interesting job posting from a recruiter but I noticed it’s a gmail address, does anyone know if this might be legit? I’ve never worked in travel booking before, sounds fun!
No that’s fine, I hope everyone else enjoys the aurora borealis tonight
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
No that’s fine, I hope everyone else enjoys the aurora borealis tonight
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the idea that lots of gamedevs are secretly using ai is booster bullshit
what on earth would I use genAI tools for? Coming up with ideas? Writing? It’s shit at those
making 3D models? Coding stuff? It’s shit at that too
oh but it’s faster maybe? Did I mention it’s shit at things?
seems important
what on earth would I use genAI tools for? Coming up with ideas? Writing? It’s shit at those
making 3D models? Coding stuff? It’s shit at that too
oh but it’s faster maybe? Did I mention it’s shit at things?
seems important
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the idea that lots of gamedevs are secretly using ai is booster bullshit
what on earth would I use genAI tools for? Coming up with ideas? Writing? It’s shit at those
making 3D models? Coding stuff? It’s shit at that too
oh but it’s faster maybe? Did I mention it’s shit at things?
seems important
what on earth would I use genAI tools for? Coming up with ideas? Writing? It’s shit at those
making 3D models? Coding stuff? It’s shit at that too
oh but it’s faster maybe? Did I mention it’s shit at things?
seems important
Play us a song, you’re the tuba man
Doot us a song tonight
Doot us a song tonight
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Play us a song, you’re the tuba man
Doot us a song tonight
Doot us a song tonight
It’s really unfair that cool words like gaslighting, waterboarding, and astroturfing mean bad things. We really screwed that up. Great work guys.
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It’s really unfair that cool words like gaslighting, waterboarding, and astroturfing mean bad things. We really screwed that up. Great work guys.
After shooting myself in the foot, I turn to watch the audience to catch their reaction to what I’ll do next, something they suspect least of all (shooting myself in the other foot)
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
After shooting myself in the foot, I turn to watch the audience to catch their reaction to what I’ll do next, something they suspect least of all (shooting myself in the other foot)
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*Alice in chains voice*
IIIIIII'm
the cat
in the hat
IIIIIII'm
the cat
in the hat
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
*Alice in chains voice*
IIIIIII'm
the cat
in the hat
IIIIIII'm
the cat
in the hat
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I just keep thinking “Elon Musk just got a trillion dollars”
New — While some states have received SNAP benefits for November and USDA is supposedly pushing through all federal payments soon, that doesn’t erase the psychological terror of the last few weeks.
I spoke with 20+ SNAP recipients in 16 states about preparing for a possible future with no food:
I spoke with 20+ SNAP recipients in 16 states about preparing for a possible future with no food:
The voices of SNAP
Recipients have become political pawns. They explained, in their own words, what Trump withholding funds has been like.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I just keep thinking “Elon Musk just got a trillion dollars”
What is this, the num-num-berg trial
Got in trouble for tailing the waiter around a formal event, I guess “I was just following hors d'oeuvres” isn’t a valid excuse
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What is this, the num-num-berg trial
Got in trouble for tailing the waiter around a formal event, I guess “I was just following hors d'oeuvres” isn’t a valid excuse
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Got in trouble for tailing the waiter around a formal event, I guess “I was just following hors d'oeuvres” isn’t a valid excuse
Reposted by Mike Suszek
It's so funny the RFK immediately looks for a hole and hits the bricks
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's so funny the RFK immediately looks for a hole and hits the bricks
Why is Facebook serving me vape ads
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Why is Facebook serving me vape ads
As far as I’m concerned, Dick Cheney was already dead
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
As far as I’m concerned, Dick Cheney was already dead
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social thought you should see this
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social thought you should see this
Inventing a new trolley problem except it’s a several meteors and earth problem
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Inventing a new trolley problem except it’s a several meteors and earth problem
Lowe's got FLEECED
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Lowe's got FLEECED
We really need more groups of things to be called murders
Like, I’ll have a murder of French toast, please
Like, I’ll have a murder of French toast, please
I can't describe how beautiful tonight's murder of crows against a red sky was.
I'm kindof emotional about it.
50% speed. Narrative video in next post 🪶
I'm kindof emotional about it.
50% speed. Narrative video in next post 🪶
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
We really need more groups of things to be called murders
Like, I’ll have a murder of French toast, please
Like, I’ll have a murder of French toast, please
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An awesome 🧵, especially w/ current fuckery.
Also recommending 4 cookbooks:
* YOU GOTTA EAT by Margaret Eby
* THE SAD BASTARD COOKBOOK by Zilla Novikov and Rachel A Rosen
* THE POORCRAFT COOKBOOK by Iron Circus Comics
* GOOD AND CHEAP by Leanne Brown
Nab from library or get online PDFs if you can.
Also recommending 4 cookbooks:
* YOU GOTTA EAT by Margaret Eby
* THE SAD BASTARD COOKBOOK by Zilla Novikov and Rachel A Rosen
* THE POORCRAFT COOKBOOK by Iron Circus Comics
* GOOD AND CHEAP by Leanne Brown
Nab from library or get online PDFs if you can.
Dear people who may soon suffer food insecurity
Listen up, it super fucking sucks and will do lasting psych damage the rest of your life. This is not a joke or exaggeration. What you have on hand will forever after be a source of anxiety.
SO. To help you in the coming days here's some tips
Listen up, it super fucking sucks and will do lasting psych damage the rest of your life. This is not a joke or exaggeration. What you have on hand will forever after be a source of anxiety.
SO. To help you in the coming days here's some tips
November 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
An awesome 🧵, especially w/ current fuckery.
Also recommending 4 cookbooks:
* YOU GOTTA EAT by Margaret Eby
* THE SAD BASTARD COOKBOOK by Zilla Novikov and Rachel A Rosen
* THE POORCRAFT COOKBOOK by Iron Circus Comics
* GOOD AND CHEAP by Leanne Brown
Nab from library or get online PDFs if you can.
Also recommending 4 cookbooks:
* YOU GOTTA EAT by Margaret Eby
* THE SAD BASTARD COOKBOOK by Zilla Novikov and Rachel A Rosen
* THE POORCRAFT COOKBOOK by Iron Circus Comics
* GOOD AND CHEAP by Leanne Brown
Nab from library or get online PDFs if you can.
I bring a “who are you” and “get out of my house” vibe to many family functions
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I bring a “who are you” and “get out of my house” vibe to many family functions
One of the top reasons I fell totally out of love with baseball and don’t even like the sport anymore is a lack of a salary cap. I don’t see how the worms can get crammed back into that can, and if it ever feels like there’s an obviously unfair advantage for a few teams, I’m out
November 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
One of the top reasons I fell totally out of love with baseball and don’t even like the sport anymore is a lack of a salary cap. I don’t see how the worms can get crammed back into that can, and if it ever feels like there’s an obviously unfair advantage for a few teams, I’m out
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare